The Righteous Gemstones (HBO)

[BHMCruiser 1813]

5 hours ago, Sparky said:

I lost it when they were standing around cheering on Chad while he was nailing that hooker.

Also, I need to rewatch it, but I think Danny McBride says he put the prophylactic on Chad

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Has anyone mentioned that the mom is super hot?

[C-Man 27185]

Also, I need to rewatch it, but I think Danny McBride says he put the prophylactic on Chad

Just watched it. Said something like that and then added it was to reduce the effectiveness of the ejaculate.

[billfromlaketravis 11447]

I was waiting for a signature moment from this show, and the film room scene with wives definitely delivered. McBride’s narration was spot on. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Poor Keef.

[lateshow 1304]

19 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

Also, I need to rewatch it, but I think Danny McBride says he put the prophylactic on Chad

I thought that it said that he gave Chad the prophylactic. 

[bamachine 1230]

I don't sure exactly and already deleted the episode but I seem to recall the 
"prophylactic" being metaphorical.

[futureman 22444]

15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I was waiting for a signature moment from this show, and the film room scene with wives definitely delivered. McBride’s narration was spot on. 

plenty of better stuff in this show than the film room scene. 

[C-Man 27185]

On 10/7/2019 at 5:11 PM, BHMCruiser said:

Also, I need to rewatch it, but I think Danny McBride says he put the prophylactic on Chad

 

10 hours ago, lateshow said:

I thought that it said that he gave Chad the prophylactic. 

 

6 hours ago, bamachine said:

I don't sure exactly and already deleted the episode but I seem to recall the 
"prophylactic" being metaphorical.

Jesse Gemstone: "That's me giving Chad a prophylactic to, uh, lessen the effectiveness of that ejaculate. ... And that's Chad having sex with a prostitute."

[TwiceHorn 31438]

Let's not denigrate Baby Billy's blowjob narrative.  

[Guest Lobo]

Don't forget about the balls now.  

(What was the rhyme he had for the assplay?"  

Edited October 9, 2019 by Lobo

[Big D 249]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Don't forget about the balls now.  

(What was the rhyme he had for the assplay?"  

“How ‘bout some crazy eight on the prostate.”

[Guest Lobo]

^

Yeah, that came a little too natural and quick for you.  (Not judging)  

That was the world's best PSA for why road head is dangerous, but also hella fun 

[futureman 22444]

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, that came a little too natural and quick for you.  (Not judging)  

you never had a girl go knuckle-deep on you?

[Schulz2.0 28951]

BJ with “I’m edgy now” and slowly turning his head to reveal an earring cracked me up.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4975]

Holy crap, Judy's story...

 

[4th&Five 41510]

After class there were snail trails on my chair. 
 

Save that piss for my chest. 

Edited October 14, 2019 by 4th&Five

[Not a cat 5652]

Will they also go down on my butthole?

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

I’ll fuckin wreck a bitch.

Tiff was lookin thick in that Supreme.

[RPM 26316]

Excellent episode. Judy stole the show.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I’ll fuckin wreck a bitch.

 

[Stuck in CO 47]

The scenes with Judy and BJ were amazing.  Did she really say "a lightning bolt hit my slit" and then follow it up with she left a snail trail in her chair?

[Guest Lobo]

Damp!

[Pancho 44705]

“Will they also go down on my butthole?”

 

”even on your butthole, sis.”

 

[judy crying] ”that’s nice.”

[Pancho 44705]

BJ: “and I do NOT beat around the bush.”

judy: “okay well how about you beat around this bush with that uncircumcised dick!”

[Not a cat 5652]

My panties are so wet, and it's not piss.

Good because you better be saving that for my chest.

[kingkoopa6 8345]

“ I was assigned to fight Tiffany “

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

Judy saved the last couple of episodes. Without her it would have sucked more than it did. Adam Devine’s story was worthless in the entire plot. Pretty bad show overall. 

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I've never thought he was that funny but he was underutilized in this show.  As was John Goodman.  I mean, I know Goodman has dramatic chops, but they barely gave him a chance to be funny.  McBride was another version of his usual character, which I enjoy but it's not enough to produce another show around. Judy, BJ, and Baby Billy were the funnies on the show.  I get that it wanted to also be a poignant critique of the hypocrisies of mega Churches, and it delivered on that to some extent while balancing that with dark humor and some family dynamics explored in a fresh way.  But in the end, with this cast---I wanted to love this show but instead it just became something we watched because it was on after "Succession."  

[billfromlaketravis 11447]

10 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Judy saved the last couple of episodes. Without her it would have sucked more than it did. Adam Devine’s story was worthless in the entire plot. Pretty bad show overall. 

Kelvin's story/character arc with Keefe feels like something McBride and the writers thought was hilarious, but fell flat every time. There was a big opportunity here for Jesse to become a Mac like character. A Bible thumper in a denial that's he's gay. As a previous poster pointed out, they probably didn't want to touch the third rail and pivoted to Satanism. I mean who cares if they make fun of Satanists?

 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

On 10/14/2019 at 8:16 PM, Pancho said:

BJ: “and I do NOT beat around the bush.”

judy: “okay well how about you beat around this bush with that uncircumcised dick!”

The security guard's look of total disgust  during that conversation was comical. 

[C-Man 27185]

I lost my shit at this point:

[RPM 26316]

All I could think of was a Robot Chicken Jesus doing the wave.

[SizzleChest 8283]

On 10/15/2019 at 7:05 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Kelvin's story/character arc with Keefe feels like something McBride and the writers thought was hilarious, but fell flat every time. There was a big opportunity here for Jesse to become a Mac like character. A Bible thumper in a denial that's he's gay. As a previous poster pointed out, they probably didn't want to touch the third rail and pivoted to Satanism. I mean who cares if they make fun of Satanists?

 

They went at the homosexual angle.  Just did it indirectly and with subtlety.

[C-Man 27185]

2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

They went at the homosexual angle.  Just did it indirectly and with subtlety.

Not to mention the series isn't over. Now that Keefe is back in the fold, they could revisit that again in coming seasons.

I'm just glad they didn't kill off Baby Billy.

[Js1 85275]

58 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not to mention the series isn't over. Now that Keefe is back in the fold, they could revisit that again in coming seasons.

I'm just glad they didn't kill off Baby Billy.

Baby Billy and his new congregation could easily be the season 2 antagonist. He’s a changed man with a following. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

I lost my shit at this point:

i thought he was a karate guy

[bamachine 1230]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Baby Billy and his new congregation could easily be the season 2 antagonist. He’s a changed man with a following. 

Not entirely changed, he is still all about making the money, any way possible. He has just found a new shtick.

[Pancho 44705]

 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I liked it and will watch Season 2

[Schulz2.0 28951]

On 10/13/2019 at 8:18 PM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Holy crap, Judy's story...

 

He was taking it in. I mean, as well as a 3rd grader could take it in. 

[Mac8111 2106]

Really enjoying this series despite the dick to tit ratio. Can’t we get a small flash of that redhead’s beautiful set ?


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[Grandioso 2592]

Season 2 teasers are dropping.

https://ew.com/tv/righteous-gemstones-season-2-first-look-danny-mcbride/


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[Captainant 27632]

Season 2 trailer dropped, new season starts on January 9

Eric Andre as a Texas megachurch pastor is fucking excellent lol

Edited November 8, 2021 by Captainant

[atomheartbevo 89626]

 

[C-Man 27185]

Season 2 trailer dropped, new season starts on January 9
Eric Andre as a Texas megachurch pastor is fucking excellent lol

Was wondering about this the other night

[RPM 26316]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

[royiv 9247]

Another new trailer for season 2. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

That's going to be so good.

[mchookem 16321]

that second preview is incredible...more Walton Goggins!! 😄

Edited December 23, 2021 by mchookem

[bolverk 29655]

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's going to be so good.

For those lamenting the end of the season of Succession, we've got this gem(stone) waiting in the wings.