Mike Tyson likes to get stoned

[smwhorn 483]

He smokes about $40K per month.  

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2849549-mike-tyson-says-he-smokes-about-40k-of-marijuana-every-month?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=referral

That seems like a lot.  Not judging.  Just commenting.  He is a heavyweight.

Edited August 13, 2019 by smwhorn

[Trey3216 15378]

Getting high on his own supply.  Violating rule #1

[XYZ 2154]

You seem judgey.

[smwhorn 483]

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

You seem judgey.

 

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

You seem judgey.

Fake news.  No one on the planet smoked more doobage than me from 1980-1984 (coincidentally my four years as an undergrad at the University of Texas).  Unfortunately, other than an occasional trip to Colorado, not much to brag about since.

[Dewey 3296]

Meh, hes probably smoking 20k of the good shit and his homies are telling him he's spending 40k

[futureman 22554]

fakest of fake news.  you can’t physically smoke $40k of herb a month.  I’ve tried. 

[phdhorn 6224]

He'd better be careful.. that stuff is a gateway drug which can lead to decisions that will really screw up his life.

[Quagmire 2147]

A 40 dollar cartridge lasts me almost 6 months doing it several times a week, call bs

[Newdoc 3453]

Well, if it keeps him from eating ears then okeedokee Mike.

[Newdoc 3453]

Well, if it keeps him from eating ears then okeedokee Mike.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Maybe he’s doing it wrong?

[RPM 26363]

I want to see some call bullshit to Mike Tyson's face.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

55 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

 

Fake news.  No one on the planet smoked more doobage than me from 1980-1984 (coincidentally my four years as an undergrad at the University of Texas).  Unfortunately, other than an occasional trip to Colorado, not much to brag about since.

I call BS.  Your brag would have been more credible if your undergrad years ran from 1980 to 1986 or 1987.

[Nolacycling 893]

I don't think MT is very good w/numbers. He told me his phone number was fo fo fe fi fe fe fo fi fo fo

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

He'd better be careful.. that stuff is a gateway drug which can lead to decisions that will really screw up his life.

Maybe if he’s Benjamin Button.  

[smwhorn 483]

18 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I call BS.  Your brag would have been more credible if your undergrad years ran from 1980 to 1986 or 1987.

That's probably a good point.  Maybe I should revise it to add something like "that graduated in four years."

[Steel Shank 9432]

Explains the fucked up tattoo.

[ChiTownDoc 21175]

Still love me some Mike Tyson.  Growing up in the 80’s there was no athlete that captured the imagination quite like Tyson.  Jordan distant second (born in ‘79 here).

Smoke em if you got em Mike!

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

3 hours ago, Quagmire said:

A 40 dollar cartridge lasts me almost 6 months doing it several times a week, call bs

 

Dude. Mike Fucking Tyson isn't smoking 40 dollar cartridges.

[woohorn 1131]

Isn't he a mooslim? They allowed to partake?

[woohorn 1131]

$35,000/mo woulda' been cooler.

[immortal13 4059]

He must be smoking some bomb ass high-priced weed. I want some of that!!

[Tailgate 3024]

420k a year is the magic number.

[BottleRocket 647]

Who washed every car in this ten-car garage?

Who carries the boombox in the entourage?

Me. Mike. Goddamn it. Me.

[Horn_Spanker 524]

I have no idea who the heavyweight champion is currently, but I damn sure knew when Mike was fighting.

[irishtexan 11525]

Mike Tyson also likes to rape and beat women. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 8/13/2019 at 7:52 PM, futureman said:

fakest of fake news.  you can’t physically smoke $40k of herb a month.  I’ve tried. 

It depends on what you're paying per OZ.

[phdhorn 6224]

Mike might be the first guy I know who gets smarter when he's toasted.

[futureman 22554]

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

It depends on what you're paying per OZ.

no it doesn’t.  at terrible retail prices an oz might be $400.  he’d have to smoke over 6lbs in a month.  or more than three oz every day.  he wouldn’t have time to breathe oxygen.  ain’t happening. 

[Matuka 1315]

maybe he smokes weed grown from unicorn shit.

[retsevlys 408]

On 8/13/2019 at 10:34 PM, woohorn said:

$35,000/mo woulda' been cooler.

 

23 hours ago, Tailgate said:

420k a year is the magic number.

I guess math skills can't be expected in a weed thread.

[Nolacycling 893]

@heavily inflated Las Vegas prices af $1300/ounce after his entourage skims product and $ , that's an oz./day. That's a lot.Maybe he's being sold cbd oil at pot prices.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

no it doesn’t.  at terrible retail prices an oz might be $400.  he’d have to smoke over 6lbs in a month.  or more than three oz every day.  he wouldn’t have time to breathe oxygen.  ain’t happening. 

The words sarcasm, and gross exxageration, learn their meanings.

[Armybrat 40928]

Reminds me of a high school chick (about a 6 on the Vic Scale) who bragged how she could chug a quart of tequila.

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Maybe he shares with the tiger. 

[SquishMitten 10444]

Reading is hard and whatnot, but he said “We smoke $40k per month at the ranch.” He’s not claiming he smokes that much himself. The article could’ve done a better job of saying how many people work/live at the ranch. 5 people? 50? Probably just weed stocked in the break room like Nitro coffee kegs at every tech startup. And those employees probably take a good amount home to “share” with their friends. Doesn’t seem all that unbelievable.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

For me the 60s ended that day in 1978

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

8 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

For me the 60s ended that day in 1978

Congrats on keeping the dream alive that long.

[Sbbruin 21899]

[Al_4_ISU 12504]

He's clearly throwing bricks of kush on his Traeger.

Edited August 15, 2019 by Al_4_ISU

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

On 8/14/2019 at 8:35 PM, futureman said:

no it doesn’t.  at terrible retail prices an oz might be $400.  he’d have to smoke over 6lbs in a month.  or more than three oz every day.  he wouldn’t have time to breathe oxygen.  ain’t happening. 

 

 

 

Edited August 20, 2019 by High Plains Drifter
can't embed for shit

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4979]

On 8/15/2019 at 1:42 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

He's clearly throwing bricks of kush on his Traeger.

That begs the question, if you throw a bunch of weed in your smoker to smoke your brisket with, will it impart any special properties to your meat?

[Al_4_ISU 12504]

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

That begs the question, if you throw a bunch of weed in your smoker to smoke your brisket with, will it impart any special properties to your meat?

Someone definitely needs to answer this important question.

[crash_davis 23115]

Cool videos I ran across. He was a piece of shit. But having kids and losing a kid will change a man.