Did you get me my Cheese Whiz, boy?

[RPM 26,320]

Lots of room in this mall.

[Al Czervik 1,229]

Do you see the light?

[RPM 26,320]

The band?

[RPM 26,320]

Let us adjourn ourselves to the nearest table and overlook this establishment's board of fare

[miguelito 11,266]

4 fried chickens.  And a Coke.

[Underdog 28,632]

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.

[mbtex 683]

We're on a mission from god

[Swearengen 17]

Illinois nazis. I hate Illinois nazis. 

[smuggs 9,353]

Shit I'm gonna tell you boys that's some of the best goddamn music we've had at the Country Bunker in a looong time.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,816]

How much for the little girl?

[Carl Spackler 3,483]

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

[BonzoMontreaux 1,038]

Hut hut 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

[miguelito 11,266]

Fuck, penguin!

[RPM 26,320]

5 hours ago, thestud said:

There’s two honkies out front dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants

Don't you blaspheme in here!

[deadshank 24,653]

Who wants an orange whip?  Orange whip? Orange whip?  Three orange whips. 

Edited August 17, 2019 by deadshank
Dammit, Cheeseweasel

[deadshank 24,653]

I want to buy your women. The little girl. Your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children. 

[pops 6,985]

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses. 

Hit it. 

[pops 6,985]

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

[pops 6,985]

Bring me 4 fried chickens and a Coke. And dry white toast for my brother. 

[pops 6,985]

Oh we got both kinds. We got country AND Western. 

[pops 6,985]

How often does the train go by?

So often you won't even notice it. 

[pops 6,985]

Glue. Strong stuff. 

[Stunns38 3,460]

Pops beat me to it. Delete

 

[Stunns38 3,460]

As usual, I got to take an IOU.

[RPM 26,320]

1 hour ago, pops said:

Glue. Strong stuff. 

Don't you say a fucking word.

[honolulu horn 6,158]

I bet these cops got SCMODS.

[honolulu horn 6,158]

This don't look like no expressway to me!

[pyrohornIII 4,814]

That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

Edited August 17, 2019 by pyrohornIII

[RoundRobin 828]

Disco pants and haircuts. 

[66BUFF 2,562]

7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

Fix the cigarette lighter

[Buzzrock 14,920]

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year

[Al_4_ISU 12,463]

Are you the police?

No ma'am. We're musicians.

[Rabidhorn 121]

Curl Up and Dye

[RPM 26,320]

5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Are you the police?

No ma'am. We're musicians.

Oh Mister Man! Mister Man!

[Al Czervik 1,229]

There’s got to $7 in change here. 

[RPM 26,320]

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

[Incredulity 11,671]

2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,559]

You’re gonna look funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!

Edited August 19, 2019 by Beantown Express 2.0

[pops 6,985]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Oh, Jake.....

[0xdeadbeef 1,651]

They broke my watch!