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5 hours ago, thestud said:

There’s two honkies out front dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants

Don't you blaspheme in here!

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It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses. 

Hit it. 

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That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

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7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

 

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

Fix the cigarette lighter

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I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

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6 hours ago, RPM said:

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Oh, Jake.....

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