2019 Fuck Fantasy Football

[spystud13 2371]

4 hours ago, spystud13 said:

I’m on the other side, 17-13 NO would be fucking ideal. 

Yeah, that didn’t work. I am not a real big DHop fan at the moment. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Needed 31 from Waller tonight in one league to have a chance. Not gonna happen, but it’s nice to see they’re feeding him. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Lutz and Watson combine for 16 pts in the last 2 minutes giving me a last minute 8 pt win lolol.

[CurlyDumps 4466]

I needed like 27 points from Watson and Fairbairn for my Monday night comeback. Was up two at halftime and feeling great. Then Watson went for like 30 yards and a pick the entire second half, the Houston O-line decided to give up a 15 yard sack every time they sniffed FG range,  and when HOU got the ball with :50 left my lead might have actually shrunk. That first deep throw was butthole clenching. An INT might have put me behind.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Who is everyone trying to pick up on waivers?

anyone have a preference between waller and hockensen?

[spystud13 2371]

Tyrell & Desean are the two big ones in my 10-team league. 

I would go Waller of the TEs. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Yeah, i didn’t bring up desean because he’s owned in most leagues but he’s available in one of my 10 team leagues. I have 2nd waiver priority so I have a good shot of landing him. 

 

I have have Malcolm brown, John Ross, and Chris Thompson further on down as well. 

[spystud13 2371]

Ross is interesting, but Cincy players have been fucking FF forever. 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

I like how they moved him around on Sunday. Played 1/3 of his snaps in the slot. And they finally have somebody with a brain as head coach. The talent is obviously there. 

[closetohumping 17433]

Cousins or Goff?

 

Also, I can pick up Hollywood Brown or John Ross?  Preference

[spystud13 2371]

Really helps to list their opponents when asking for help. 

Cousins at GB, Goff v. NO 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

wow. Saints @ Rams and its not Sunday night football?

 

Goff is guaranteed perfect weather. GB can be dicey. I wouldnt trust Cousins on the road outdoors

Edited September 11, 2019 by MNLonghornFUKM

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

14 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Who is everyone trying to pick up on waivers?

anyone have a preference between waller and hockensen?

I’m definitely intrigued by John Brown, who looked like Josh Allen’s clear #1 wr. 10 targets, 7 catches, 120 and a td.

Im also curious to see how this mecole Hardman situation plays out. They drafted him with the idea that tyreek hill might not ever play again, and now that role is open in this ridiculous chiefs offense (or Sammy Watkins role as the wr2, however you want to look at it). Same skill set as hill with his speed.

Waller and Hockenson look like they could be an important part of the TE landscape this year. which is why I punted the position in one league. Shit seems to happen every year.

 

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

14 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Tyrell & Desean are the two big ones in my 10-team league. 

I would go Waller of the TEs. 

 

14 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Yeah, i didn’t bring up desean because he’s owned in most leagues but he’s available in one of my 10 team leagues. I have 2nd waiver priority so I have a good shot of landing him. 

 

 

Well that was quite a jinx. 

 

Did land Waller though. 

[Iceman 2690]

Hollywood Brown was drafted in our league, but Willie Snead was not... 

Found that a bit interesting.  I picked up Snead on waivers last night, kicking Geronimo to the curb.

[Machinator 32099]

I'm targeting Hockenson, McLaurin, AJ Brown, and Ross.

[Machinator 32099]

Hockenson went for 33% of FAAB in my league; Ross went for 21%. I got McLaurin for 11% and AJ Brown for 5%.

12 teams, standard scoring

Edited September 11, 2019 by Machinator

[CurlyDumps 4466]

The most interesting WR pickups to me are John Brown, Marquise Brown, DK Metcalf, Mecole Hardman.  I got John Brown for 15% of my budget (dropped Pettis).  Nobody claimed Metcalf so I dropped MV-Scantling for him.

[ChickenSandwich 9824]

Thoughts on WR waivers...

 

I liked Marquise Brown, but although Lamar had a great game throwing the ball, I just don't trust him to have any consistency (rookie + running QB).  TDs are hard to count on for productions with only 4 catches.

John Brown for the Bills looks great, but their QB is below Wash and Cincy (not by much and maybe not for long).

McLaurin got the targets needed for consistent production and a decent/average QB.  Ross was also a target monster and has a vet QB. 

Hollywood seems like the highest ceiling and floor.  Went with Ross because I have green waiting on the bench (and more targets, vet QB)

Edited September 11, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[Planet Houston 4930]

Hunter Henry down for the season. Just took a couple of fliers on Virgil Green. 

[closetohumping 17433]

I picked up Mark Andrews.

 

Tyler Boyd vs SF

Desean Jackson vs Atl

Edelman vs Miami

 

Start two.  I know, why Edelman?  Pats seem to be spreading the ball more and obviously the AB factor

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Problem I have with the Pats is it might be 30-0 in the second quarter and they rest their starters the rest of the game. Rex Burkhead could get 20 touches. 

I have James White in my PPR flex but don’t love it. 

[deech 2269]

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

The most interesting WR pickups to me are John Brown, Marquise Brown, DK Metcalf, Mecole Hardman.  I got John Brown for 15% of my budget (dropped Pettis).  Nobody claimed Metcalf so I dropped MV-Scantling for him.

PPR or standard I think dropping MVS is a mistake.

[deech 2269]

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

Hunter Henry down for the season. Just took a couple of fliers on Virgil Green. 

Schefter said four weeks.  They aren't putting him on IR.  Have him in a small roster league with Delanie Walker.  Debating whether I should completely cut bait.  It's a ten team league though and while he is not one of the big three I liked him. Would have been nice to know this before waivers were processed last night.

[deech 2269]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I picked up Mark Andrews.

 

Tyler Boyd vs SF

Desean Jackson vs Atl

Edelman vs Miami

 

Start two.  I know, why Edelman?  Pats seem to be spreading the ball more and obviously the AB factor

PPR or standard?  

[closetohumping 17433]

2 hours ago, deech said:

PPR or standard?  

ppr

[deech 2269]

I start Edelman and Boyd in a PPR league.  I think Jackson is a huge hit or miss guy and the other two are stronger plays.

[Dutchrudder 11133]

I have too many WRs, but I like them a lot...
Tough calls this week.

[ChickenSandwich 9824]

It’s time for a trade. 

Tough callto guess who will be a consistent number two for you until/or if Hill comes back. 

I think Jones has the highest floor of your group moving forward and the Lions are always behind it seems (except wk 1)

[Viper 12098]

PPR

trying to decide on my RB/WR position this week

M.Gallup @WAS

A.Jeffery @Atl

L.McCoy @Oak

 

Edited September 12, 2019 by Viper

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 hours ago, Viper said:

PPR

trying to decide on my RB/WR position this week

M.Gallup @WAS

A.Jeffery @Atl

L.McCoy @Oak

 

I would think just from a draft capital standpoint, you gotta go with Jeffery, right? Plus, the O/U in that Sunday night game is pretty high if I’m not mistaken. Maybe even the highest of the week, if i had to guess. You want a piece of that game 

[deech 2269]

4 hours ago, Viper said:

PPR

trying to decide on my RB/WR position this week

M.Gallup @WAS

A.Jeffery @Atl

L.McCoy @Oak

 

I lean Jeffrey.  McCoy could have a bigger game, but is more a risk in his new time share.  Jeffrey probably puts up 88 yards, 1 TD and 5 receptions.  I don't think Gallup is an option next to the other two.

[spystud13 2371]

Alright Cam, Aggy, & Ronald Jones... Let’s not suck tonight. 

[victory88 5663]

I need help here.  I need to pick 3 of the WRs listed below to start.

- Diggs vs GB  (Vikings attempted last 10 passes last game.  Feel like Viking/GB is going to be another low scoring boring game like it was against Chicago)

- Ridley vs Philly 

- Landry vs Jets ( Browns looked bad last week and he'll lose touches to OBJ)

- Gallup vs Redskins (Redskins look terrible)

- Desean Jackson vs ATL (Was his 31 pt game last week was a fluke? He's got the speed and Philly has an offense)

- Tyrell Williams vs KC (With Brown gone, he should get targets as they'll probably be playing from behind)

 

Am I crazy for thinking about benching all 3 of my starters in Diggs, Ridley, Landry for Jackson, Gallup, Williams?

Talk me out of this...

[spystud13 2371]

I would lean Ridley, Desean, Tyrell. 

[spystud13 2371]

2 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Alright Cam, Aggy, & Ronald Jones... Let’s not suck tonight. 

They’re not listening. 

[Iceman 2690]

Scam has fewer Fantasy points than his kicker, Slye.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Knock on wood, but you’re dodging a fucking bullet if you’re facing McCaffrey tonight. Most rankings services had him ranked as the #1 rb this week. With 7 minutes left in the 4th quarter and he has 4.8 in half ppr.

[deech 2269]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Knock on wood, but you’re dodging a fucking bullet if you’re facing McCaffrey tonight. Most rankings services had him ranked as the #1 rb this week. With 7 minutes left in the 4th quarter and he has 4.8 in half ppr.

As a McCaffrrey owner, fuck this shit.

[spystud13 2371]

My boy Ron Jones has 4 carries for 9 yards. 

[Girdwood 118]

OJ Howard bust through 2 games.

[Iceman 2690]

Crab Legs and OJ both went exactly one pick before I was going to draft them.

I had a slight sad.   Now I doesn't.

 

Godwin though...

Edited September 13, 2019 by Iceman

[Bartles 769]

And Mike Evans is an afterthought now?

[MoJames 8244]

1.0 ppr
Cohen @ Den
Drake v NE

[Iceman 2690]

I would have to do Cohen just off the (slightly) better offense.

Not sure there is a big difference in risk though...

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

I picked up hockensen on waivers today on Tuesday. Later that day news came out about Hunter Henry broke his leg. Thinking of dropping Henry for Chris Thompson.

 

good/bad idea? 

[MoJames 8244]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

I picked up hockensen on waivers today on Tuesday. Later that day news came out about Hunter Henry broke his leg. Thinking of dropping Henry for Chris Thompson.

 

good/bad idea? 

Good.  I think Hockensen is going to be better all year than HH.

[CurlyDumps 4466]

6 hours ago, Bartles said:

And Mike Evans is an afterthought now?

Feels like it. Frustrating as fuck. Although that Carolina CB held him in check twice last season, so hopefully he sees positive regression Next week. Week 1 he was apparently sick.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Facing Christian in one of my leagues holla! So naturally my team will struggle to score 90