2019 Fuck Fantasy Football

[ChickenSandwich 9933]

I think every year, I have lost a player to a season ending injury week one.

2 yrs ago Allen Robinson first catch of the year - torn ACL

Jimmy G last season (maybe not week one)

And now Guice. 

#MyBad

[Iceman 2978]

nm

Edited September 13, 2019 by Iceman

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Soooo should I drop him or hold? 8 weeks is awhile and hes not exactly a proven commodity.  

[Anton Chigurh 3335]

Soooo should I drop him or hold? 8 weeks is awhile and hes not exactly a proven commodity.  

If you have an IR slot, hold. If not, probably not worth it (unless your bench is large).

[MoJames 8258]

1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Soooo should I drop him or hold? 8 weeks is awhile and hes not exactly a proven commodity.  

 

1 hour ago, Anton Chigurh said:

If you have an IR slot, hold. If not, probably not worth it (unless your bench is large).

 

 

Also depends on how big your league is.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

 

Also depends on how big your league is.

Only a 10 man standard, but RBs are scarce.  I have godwin so planning on rolling 3 wide until Devin Singletary becomes more of an option.

[closetohumping 17803]

yeah, my opponent had Godwin.

[deech 2389]

17 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Only a 10 man standard, but RBs are scarce.  I have godwin so planning on rolling 3 wide until Devin Singletary becomes more of an option.

10 man standard - I would cut him IMHO.  I'd rather have six weeks of add/drop attempts to find a RB than to hold a spot hostage for eight weeks where AP could be playing well by that time.

[Redneck Mutha 8174]

.5 PPR TE decision:

D Waller vs KC (OAK will be trying to catch up with K)

M Andrews vs ARI (Hockenson lit up ARI last wk)

[spystud13 2371]

I’m an Andrews owner, but I would go Waller there. 

[spystud13 2371]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it feels like a white TE goes nuts in week 1 only to be never heard from again. 

I get that vibe from Hockenson. 

[Iceman 2978]

PPR.

pick 1

Tyler Boyd vs SF( 4th OVP)

Damien Williams @ Oak( 9th OVP)

Sony Michel @ Miami( 30th OVP)

[spystud13 2371]

Damien 

[Redneck Mutha 8174]

22 minutes ago, Iceman said:

PPR.

pick 1

Tyler Boyd vs SF( 4th OVP)

Damien Williams @ Oak( 9th OVP)

Sony Michel @ Miami( 30th OVP)

Boyd

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

46 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

.5 PPR TE decision:

D Waller vs KC (OAK will be trying to catch up with K)

M Andrews vs ARI (Hockenson lit up ARI last wk)

Unless something changes, I’m going Waller over any TE not named Kelce, kittle, ertz, and Engram. For the season. If he isn’t the raiders first option, he’s their 2nd option. 

Edited September 15, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Chris Thompson v Dallas 

or 

Devin Singletary @ NYG

.5 ppr

Leaning Singletary because i think today could be his breakout, but Thompson did have 10 targets last week, and I’d like to think the game script should play into Thompson getting a decent amount of work. 

[Redneck Mutha 8174]

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Chris Thompson v Dallas 

or 

Devin Singletary @ NYG

.5 ppr

Leaning Singletary because i think today could be his breakout, but Thompson did have 10 targets last week, and I’d like to think the game script should play into Thompson getting a decent amount of work. 

Singletary

[Iceman 2978]

Singletary

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

For sure. Just hoping McDermott doesn’t get cute. Singletary is better than Gore.  They shouldn’t have anywhere close to the same amount of touches. 

[ChickenSandwich 9933]

David Johnson with the wrist injury. Tape that shit up!

[Iceman 2978]

10 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Boyd

already +'ed rep.

I started Boyd( 23 pts) over DWilliams( 7 ) and Michel( 11pts)    Thanks for the gentle push in the right direction.

 

I streamed Slye at K for 16pts(big bonuses for +50yarders) and Patriots DST( 41 pts.)  Having the high game of the ( very young) year so far at 177pts with Njoku still to go.  it's only two weeks in, but that is a great score.

 

My first 8 picks of the draft were RBs and WRs and because of that,  it leads to some mindjuggling before first kickoff each week.   The trick is not to overthink it, like I did in Wk1, which cost me the game.  I can live with that kind of loss.  It's better than having shit for depth and just praying somebody fucking scores.

[spystud13 2371]

Down 9.1 with Carson & Alshon left, can’t possibly fuck that up, right? 

 

Hold my beer. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8965]

They fucked it up didnt they? well almost.

 

 

[spystud13 2371]

Carson tried, but his sneak saved me. If they handed it of there, I was fucked. 

Lot of pissed off Alshon & Desean owners today though. 

[Viper 12217]

so which qb do I bid on to pick up, Rudolph or Bridgewater?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

31 minutes ago, Viper said:

so which qb do I bid on to pick up, Rudolph or Bridgewater?

I don’t know if you’re in a 2 qb league, but I would think there are better options out there. 

[ztejas 44138]

Brees going down fucked me. Just needed 16 from him and Jared Cook. 

We'll see if Baker is actually worth a shit - have him on my bench. If not it's to the waiver 

[closetohumping 17803]

I know Mixon has been ass, but I may have a shot to trade Chris CArson for him.  Easy yes?

[Viper 12217]

1 QB and 1 OP, which is usually a QB. 

[CurlyDumps 4625]

36 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I know Mixon has been ass, but I may have a shot to trade Chris CArson for him.  Easy yes?

Yes imo. Carson looks like he's fumbling his way into the dreaded timeshare. Mixon is the workhouse when he's healthy.

Edited September 16, 2019 by CurlyDumps

[spystud13 2371]

If you were dumb enough to think Cam was still a QB1, would you add Rudolph or Jimmy G? 

6 pts passing TDs, -3 picks 

[ChickenSandwich 9933]

Jimmy G all day

[Firemans4Horn 18502]

Thoughts on this trade (ppr league):

 

he gives up

stefon Diggs

tevin coleman

 

i give up

TY Hilton

Matt Brieda

 

I’m trying to sell high on Hilton and doubt I’ll play brieda much with the crazy timeshare in San Fran. I’d drop Coleman after the trade goes through. 

[spystud13 2371]

Minn’s passing game has shown zero indication to do that. Brieda is fine RB depth. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I would take Hilton straight up over diggs, and at this point I would take Brieda over Coleman. 

[Firemans4Horn 18502]

On 9/16/2019 at 2:48 PM, closetohumping said:

I know Mixon has been ass, but I may have a shot to trade Chris CArson for him.  Easy yes?

I’d keep Carson. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8965]

fuck Odell and his 89 yard, 15 point touch down

[Iceman 2978]

Offering Sammy Watkins for Zach Ertz.

I have no TEs and beaucoup depth at RB and WR.

[closetohumping 17803]

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Offering Sammy Watkins for Zach Ertz.

I have no TEs and beaucoup depth at RB and WR.

I'd probably do this.

 

Any thoughts on Devin Singletary's future?  I got him.

[Iceman 2978]

They're still evaluating his injury.

Not sure if you're asking dynasty or for this season, but I wouldn't dump him just yet...

 

oh...and dude already rejected my trade offer.  he's got jack shit at RB and WR and lost both Brees and Rapelisberger this weekend.

I offer him a Top 20 WR, with Top 10 ceiling... and he balks with no counter.  These kinds of owners just piss me off.  You're not looking to deal.  You're wanting someone to drop their fucking pants.

Fuck that.

Edited September 18, 2019 by Iceman

[Firemans4Horn 18502]

Probably (rightly) thinks you’re selling Watkins at his peak for a “top 3” tight end. 

 

I never take rejection personally. 9 or 11 owners to work with. 

[spystud13 2371]

This is a 15-team league that starts 8 non-QB skill position players. Gun to your head, pick one. 

 

 

[Iceman 2978]

Agreed it's not personal, but this guy in particular has been barking about making trades and that he needs players, which he does...

Well, you don't get keep all of your equity and just upgrade off other people's rosters. Bill O'Brien ain't in our fucking league.

He has Greg Olsen who is serviceable at TE.  He could leverage his "elite" TE to get some dependable scoring at WR, which he needs desperately( Olsen is better than his WRs)

I looked on 5-6 sites and a couple different trade evaluators and they rated it even to slightly better for him to get Watkins.  I can't MAKE him improve his roster.

Edited September 18, 2019 by Iceman

[Iceman 2978]

3 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

This is a 15-team league that starts 8 non-QB skill position players. Gun to your head, pick one. 

 

 

Carson and Penny both blow out ACLs and Prosise rolls?

 

Holy shit, what a crap shoot.

[spystud13 2371]

It’s your dream though, not h2h. Guillotine league, worst team starting in week 5 or 6 gets kicked the fuck out from then on. 

[ztejas 44138]

6 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

This is a 15-team league that starts 8 non-QB skill position players. Gun to your head, pick one. 

 

 

Either Wilson Jr. or D'Ernest Johnson.

That said... who the fuck are these guys? Are you going to be forced to play one of them?

[spystud13 2371]

Let’s just say really, really need Damien Williams to play this week. 

[Iceman 2978]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Either Wilson Jr. or D'Ernest Johnson.

That said... who the fuck are these guys? Are you going to be forced to play one of them?

I felt the same way going through that list.

Fuck these guys aren't even on special teams...

[Dutchrudder 11234]

Man I had Brees and Desean go down this week and lost my game by 20 points back to the drawing board... Gonna go for Josh Allen and Case Keenum as a QB filler.

[ztejas 44138]

18 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Man I had Brees and Desean go down this week and lost my game by 20 points back to the drawing board... Gonna go for Josh Allen and Case Keenum as a QB filler.

Keenum piqued my interest but I went Garrapolo (however tf you spell his name) off the waiver. Was he available in your league?

(i.e. I lost brees too)

Edited September 18, 2019 by ztejas