2019 Fuck Fantasy Football

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

22 hours ago, Stuck in CO said:

It means that my decision to stream Cowboys D this week looks better than it already did.

If you’re streaming defenses and you have an extra roster spot, pick up LAC. They have the dolphins next week.

[texashorne 1177]

Pick a flex, non-ppr

 

Robert Woods (WR)

P Lindsay (RB)

A. Robinson III (WR) 

Christian Kirk (WR)

J Ross IIII (WR)

[closetohumping 17435]

ppr

 

Engram or Edelman?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

34 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Pick a flex, non-ppr

 

Robert Woods (WR)

P Lindsay (RB)

A. Robinson III (WR) 

Christian Kirk (WR)

J Ross IIII (WR)

Robert Woods

20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

ppr

 

Engram or Edelman?

Edelman

[spystud13 2371]

Post opponents. 

[MoJames 8244]

1.0 ppr options instead of Antonio I'm and Idiot Brown

Scantling v Denver

Mostert v Pitt

Drake @ Dal

[MoJames 8244]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

ppr

 

Engram or Edelman?

Edelman

[spystud13 2371]

Scantling & Drake have been worthless, think you have to go Mostert by default. 

Edited September 20, 2019 by spystud13

[CurlyDumps 4468]

Pick my flex 0.5ppr:

Larry Fitz vs. CAR

Breida vs. PIT

Agholor vs. DET

Greg Olson @ ARI

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Pick my flex 0.5ppr:

Larry Fitz vs. CAR

Breida vs. PIT

Agholor vs. DET

Greg Olson @ ARI

Agholor imo

[CurlyDumps 4468]

 I spelled Agholor correctly but misspelled Olsen. Furk. Terrorist cover blown

[spystud13 2371]

Co-signed on Agholor. 

[CurlyDumps 4468]

12 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Agholor imo

 

3 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Co-signed on Agholor. 

 I was leaning this way, too.  He cleared waivers and was still a FA in my competitive 12-team league, which surprised me. I just picked him up a few hours ago.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

4 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Pick my flex 0.5ppr:

Larry Fitz vs. CAR

Breida vs. PIT

Agholor vs. DET

Greg Olson @ ARI

Damn, I was actually gonna say Larry fitz easily, but apparently I’m in the minority. Just seems like with kliff’s uptempo offense, and them actually having a competent qb (ducks for cover), it kinda seems like Larry is must start. He’s had two really good games to start the season, both from actual numbers and target share for his team.

Edited September 21, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[CurlyDumps 4468]

On 9/20/2019 at 6:54 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

Damn, I was actually gonna say Larry fitz easily, but apparently I’m in the minority. Just seems like with kliff’s uptempo offense, and them actually having a competent qb (ducks for cover), it kinda seems like Larry is must start. He’s had two really good games to start the season, both from actual numbers and target share for his team.

The composite rankings have Fitz significantly higher. I think I will roll with him actually.

[Iceman 2694]

Pick 1

Aaron Jones  vs DEN(  12th v.p.)

Tyler Boyd  @BUF( 13th v.p.)

DJ Moore @AZ(  14th v.p.)

[Iceman 2694]

On 9/20/2019 at 4:24 PM, CurlyDumps said:

Pick my flex 0.5ppr:

Larry Fitz vs. CAR

Breida vs. PIT

Agholor vs. DET

Greg Olson @ ARI

Agholor

Olson would be a close 2nd.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5792]

I can't buy a win, halp! 

2 - RB 

2 - WR

1 - Flex

RB - Connor, Kerryon, Michel, Montgomery 

WR - Hopkins, Diggs, Mike Williams, John Ross, Allen Robinson 

[Iceman 2694]

On 9/20/2019 at 4:11 PM, spystud13 said:

Scantling 

such a great FF Freudian slip.

[spystud13 2371]

We got Agholor right! 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

14 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

We got Agholor right! 

Lol I was just about to say that. Opposite of what I say, always. Larry is off to a nice start though, so maybe it won’t matter either way.

[spystud13 2371]

Just don’t go look where Agholor is in our league... 

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Chris Carson’s going to end up cut with all these fumbles. 

[jet black 203]

Jesus. I just traded for that fuck face this week too.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Hopefully one of you took advantage of someone in your league and bought low on mike Evans. My god 

[spystud13 2371]

Have a fucking day, Aggy. 

[spystud13 2371]

And Saquan is hurt. 

[jet black 203]

Yeah mike Evans saving my bacon today

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

On 9/18/2019 at 8:24 AM, Redneck Mutha said:

Yeah, I started Waller and it almost cost me the win, but squeaked by.  Riding Andrews this week, so now Waller will go off.  

Fuck me.  Also have Phillip Lindsey (130 yds, 2TDs) on my bench.  

Kamara and Evans doing everything they can to keep me in it.

[spystud13 2371]

Had to play Jeff Wilson Jr in that crazy league I posted the other day, almost 13 pts. That’s a goddamn miracle. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Danny fucking dimes with 38 fantasy points in his debut. That’s decent 

[CurlyDumps 4468]

On 9/13/2019 at 11:21 AM, CurlyDumps said:

Feels like it. Frustrating as fuck. Although that Carolina CB held him in check twice last season, so hopefully he sees positive regression Next week. Week 1 he was apparently sick.

I’d call 190 and 3 td’s positive regression.

 

8 hours ago, Iceman said:

Agholor

Olson would be a close 2nd.

good call. I wasn’t checking news this morning so I didn’t know Alshon was out.  I ended up going with Fitz, fortunately it didn’t matter cause my team went off.  Watson, Evans, Engram, Lockett... my guys popped off in the late games

 

[HiggyBaby 2529]

Well Andrews didn’t pan out. I’ll still win this week despite sitting Russell Wilson, so there’s that.

[Iceman 2694]

I hit my projected points for the week and lost by 35 lolz.   My opponent had Mike Evans  doing Mike Evans things in a fucking Bucs loss.

Still feel good about my squad even though I am 1-2.  Bye weeks are looming and my depth is built to carry me through...

Still getting trade offers: Hey, can I get Dalvin Cook for Sherman Williams, Art Schlicter, and some belly button lint?   Come the fuck on, people...

[MoJames 8244]

Need 7 to tie from Cohen in a PPR league.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Down 13+ going into tonight.  Opponent is done, I can play either D Montgomery or McLaurin tonight (.5 PPR).  Everything I am seeing suggests Montgomery is the right play.  Thoughts?

[Machinator 32099]

 

[CurlyDumps 4468]

14 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Down 13+ going into tonight.  Opponent is done, I can play either D Montgomery or McLaurin tonight (.5 PPR).  Everything I am seeing suggests Montgomery is the right play.  Thoughts?

Everything about the matchup points to Montgomery. You'll feel way more dumb and frustrated if you lose starting McLaurin.

[spystud13 2371]

Look at this fucking guy’s day in that 15-team guillotine league. Next highest is 147. 

 

 

[Iceman 2694]

I scored 177 last week with 7 positions, 2 of which were a K and a DST.

 

That dude above has 9 scoring positions.  Almost double his projection is solid though...

Edited September 23, 2019 by Iceman

[spystud13 2371]

44 out of 2 TEs is just silly. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

im one obj 89 yard td from being 6-0 through 3. easily my best starts ever. usually im 2-4 or likely 1-5 by now

 

 

need to stay healthy now

[Deej 76755]

Barkley going down gave me a 5 point win. Not gonna complain.

[spystud13 2371]

On 9/18/2019 at 7:41 AM, spystud13 said:

You cannot possibly trust Mitch at any point now. Cut him. 

Whoops. 

[Iceman 2694]

Mitch is my backup to LJackson.

Feeling pretty solid at the QB right now( knocking on wood)

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

50 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Whoops. 

He’s still shitty. Beating the shitty Redskins doesn’t change that. 

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

Scary Terry does it again.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

18 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Down 13+ going into tonight.  Opponent is done, I can play either D Montgomery or McLaurin tonight (.5 PPR).  Everything I am seeing suggests Montgomery is the right play.  Thoughts?

FML.  McLaurin outscored Montgomery by 6.4, I lose by 3.6. 

Scored the 3rd most points in the league this week and lost.  6 teams at 2-1, 6 at 1-2. 

[Iceman 2694]

21 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

.  6 teams at 2-1, 6 at 1-2. 

wow.  That's nice if you stumble out of the blocks, you're still only one game back.

My league has a pretty even spread.  My frustration is scoring the 2nd most points in the league(17 behind leader) and I am 1-2 while dude who has scored 70 less than I have is 3-0 because his opponents haven't scored jack shit against him.

I think I am cursed that my opponents have their high game of the year against me...

[Viper 12104]

On 9/18/2019 at 7:41 AM, spystud13 said:

You cannot possibly trust Mitch at any point now. Cut him. 

I went with the Costanza method for the advice on this thread and Mitch pulled off the 2 point win for me.