2019 Fuck Fantasy Football

[MoJames 8244]

6 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

I’m in a real bad flex spot due to injuries & byes, so need one (0.5 PPR)... 

Cohen 
Tate 
Slayton 

They’re all playing each other @ Chi. 

Cohen has bit me in the ass too many times this year.

Tate is your safest pick.

Slayton has the high ceiling.

[spystud13 2371]

Yeah, I’ve always been pretty anti-Tarik as well. 

Edited November 21, 2019 by spystud13

[MoJames 8244]

Check this out, 1.0ppr

Need two WR and one RB/WR, I've currently got the top 3 in.

DK Metcalf @Phil

OBJ vsMia

Golladay @Wash

B.Hill vTB

Jamaal Williams @SF

[spystud13 2371]

I wouldn’t change it, Hill is a distant 5th in that group. 

[smwhorn 482]

This week.  Watson v. Colts or Garopollo v GB?  Both at home.  TD and yardage league.

 

[ztejas 43496]

On 11/20/2019 at 4:55 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

Need a flex from this group (0.5 ppr): 

D Montgomery vs NYG (starting Lindsay at RB2)

C Sutton @ BUF

D Waller @ NYJ (starting Andrews at TE)

D Samuel vs GB

 

Court is top 10 in receiving yards and pretty consistent despite his year long QB situation. 

--

I accidentally left in my lineup and started Nyheim Hines tonight over Jordan Howard. Fortunately he's seen a good amount of action. 

Hope you went Deshaun @smwhorn - pretty good so far and will need to sling it a bunch more before the night is over. 

Edited November 22, 2019 by ztejas

[spystud13 2371]

And Jordan Howard probably won’t play this week either. 

[Firemans4Horn 18115]

Catch the fucking ball Hilton. 

[ztejas 43496]

58 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Catch the fucking ball Hilton. 

He was terrible. Probably why HOU won. 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

8 hours ago, MoJames said:

Check this out, 1.0ppr

Need two WR and one RB/WR, I've currently got the top 3 in.

DK Metcalf @Phil

OBJ vsMia

Golladay @Wash

B.Hill vTB

Jamaal Williams @SF

I have Golladay, too, and my constant worry is his targets now that Stafford is out. Feast or famine. 

[Stunns38 3536]

Need 2 of the 3, one at RB and one at FLEX.
Which one to leave out?

L. Murray vs Carolina(I have Kamara too, maybe handcuff)
Cohen vs Giants
Michel vs Cowboys

PPR

Thanks

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

6 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Need 2 of the 3, one at RB and one at FLEX.
Which one to leave out?

L. Murray vs Carolina(I have Kamara too, maybe handcuff)
Cohen vs Giants
Michel vs Cowboys

PPR

Thanks

I get the sense the pats are gonna use heavy Michel against the cowboys.  I say he's your best bet.

[spystud13 2371]

And Latavius has disappeared lately. Go with Cohen, pray for some catches. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2734]

Crap. Need a TE.
Henry is on bye and Engram is out.
Scraps left to choose from.

[spystud13 2371]

Hollister is everyone’s hot add, he gone? 

[MoJames 8244]

2 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Crap. Need a TE.
Henry is on bye and Engram is out.
Scraps left to choose from.

Hard to help with the options listed.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 893]

Know I haven’t posted in here but could use some help. In a 14 team league, in 2nd but playing 3,4,5 the next 3 weeks before the playoffs so need to make some moves, not so much this week but after that. 

1a. Need a qb this week-Tannehill or Driskel? Leaning Driskel. 

1b. Looking at either adding gage, s. Shepard, or Cobb. Still have t.boyd but debating about dropping him due to their qb? 

2. Looking at switching Witten for r.griffin? Witten with the solid floor but griffin hot lately and high ceiling. Also have Njoku on ir. 

3. Have chicago and Pitt defense. Struggling to drop Chicago but they face dal,kc,gb at the end of the year? Terrible matchups and they haven’t done shit. 

[spystud13 2371]

1a. Good luck. 

1b. I don’t understand the Gage love. He’s 6/55/0 the last two weeks combined, that’s not good. 

2. Get Griffin. 

3. Why carry Chi? Pitt is statistically better with a cake schedule. 

[MoJames 8244]

To help some of those with really shitty options here are some graphs stolen without concern from Reddit.

https://imgur.com/a/87xLe7D - consolidated sit, play charts

 

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2734]

Hard to help with the options listed.

True. Was more of a vent post.
These are available.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

11 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

True. Was more of a vent post.
These are available.

Id go Vance and hope for a TD

[spystud13 2371]

I’d go Goedert for the same reason. Their WRs are fucked. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2734]

I appreciate the suggestions. Probably won’t matter as my team has sucked shit through a straw this season.
The champ will go down.

[Jack Straw 2954]

52 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

I’d go Goedert for the same reason. Their WRs are fucked. 

Seconded.

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

Goedert has a TD in 3 of his last 4, playing some damn good defenses during that stretch. 

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

14 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Know I haven’t posted in here but could use some help. In a 14 team league, in 2nd but playing 3,4,5 the next 3 weeks before the playoffs so need to make some moves, not so much this week but after that. 

1a. Need a qb this week-Tannehill or Driskel? Leaning Driskel. 

1b. Looking at either adding gage, s. Shepard, or Cobb. Still have t.boyd but debating about dropping him due to their qb? 

2. Looking at switching Witten for r.griffin? Witten with the solid floor but griffin hot lately and high ceiling. Also have Njoku on ir. 

3. Have chicago and Pitt defense. Struggling to drop Chicago but they face dal,kc,gb at the end of the year? Terrible matchups and they haven’t done shit. 

Driskel 

Cobb

Griffin

Drop CHI

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Need WR help: Golladay versus WAS or Metcalf at Philly? 

[spystud13 2371]

Golladay 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

8 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Golladay 

Even with Stafford out? 

[spystud13 2371]

You also have Russ throwing to a healthy Lockett & Gordon now. 

Golladay is a better WR than DK. 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

9 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

You also have Russ throwing to a healthy Lockett & Gordon now. 

Fair enough. Plus weather in Philly, as of current forecast, shows rain continuing overnight until halftime or so.

[kmac30 416]

Wentz or Darnold. I’ve had a lot of bad luck this year and days like today, making bad decisions on Sunday before noon have killed me.

[Iceman 2720]

On 11/21/2019 at 9:26 PM, spystud13 said:

And Jordan Howard probably won’t play this week either. 

I hope not.  He's the only 'startable' RB my opponent has.  If Howard is a "go," he'll likely have 105yds rushing and 3 TDs...

[UnivTex34 1763]

Sunday morning overthinking:

 

Dak at NE 

Rodgers at SF

[Iceman 2720]

On 11/22/2019 at 6:05 PM, spystud13 said:

I’d go Goedert for the same reason. Their WRs are fucked. 

Jeffrey and Agholor are out.

So is RB Howard.

Goedert gets targeted twice today for 5 yards, right?

[To be named later 1]

Brady vs Cowboys
Or Darnold vs Jets?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 hours ago, kmac30 said:

Wentz or Darnold. I’ve had a lot of bad luck this year and days like today, making bad decisions on Sunday before noon have killed me.

Wentz

1 hour ago, UnivTex34 said:

Sunday morning overthinking:

 

Dak at NE 

Rodgers at SF

Rodgers

28 minutes ago, To be named later said:

Brady vs Cowboys
Or Darnold vs Jets?

Darnold 

[spystud13 2371]

Latavius said fuck all of you. 

[Iceman 2720]

Wentz couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

 

Wow.

[spystud13 2371]

DK Metcalf isn’t good at the whole WR thing. 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

My roster seems turbofucked. Everyone but my defense and K are playing the early game and it’s just terrible across the board. 

Alvin Kamara, Mike Evans, Kenny Golladay, Jamison Crowder...just nothing happening despite favorable matchups. 

I need different second halves in several games or I’m gonna lock up my fourth loss before I even have lunch. 

Edited November 24, 2019 by The People’s Elbow

[Iceman 2720]

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Jeffrey and Agholor are out.

So is RB Howard.

Goedert gets targeted twice today for 5 yards, right?

Y'all thought I was bullshitting, eh?

Fuck Wentz for also ignoring Sanders as an outlet.  Just keep taking those sacks, you hardheaded motherfucker...

Edited November 24, 2019 by Iceman

[spystud13 2371]

Did Tyler Lockett die? 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Fuck it. Just not my day. Considering my league is a blood bath and 8-4 and first place going into the playoffs is what it is. 

[Iceman 2720]

So fucking brilliant of me to start Miles Sanders over Sony Michel.

 

In other news looks like our league has a 3 way tie for 1st going into next week, with those teams fighting for 2 byes.  I enjoy those layers of the game.

My squad will be  6-6, most likely; and controlling its destiny for the 5th or 6th seed against a team that is 3-9.

Edited November 24, 2019 by Iceman

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Sony Michel has been quite underwhelming this season. It’s an understandable move. 

[MoJames 8244]

Alright I'm at 87 points with Lamar Jackson to go. Opponent has Landry, Chubb, Godwin, Fornett. So I only need 100 points from Lamar.

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

Down 17, I've only got Andrews left.  Fuck Fournette and Jared Cook and their season highs.  Fuck Sutton for his season low.

[UnivTex34 1763]

Glad I didn’t start Dak, but fuck Amari for his no showing ass. Down 10 with A-A-Ron and Aaron Jones to go, he has Andrews 

[Firemans4Horn 18115]

I might win this week (as long as cooper Kupp doesn’t get outscored by 6 points by Baltimore’s defense) after starting the following lineup:

derek carr

julio jones

ty hilton

chris carson

james white

Ryan Griffin

My opponent and I scored 30 points less than the 3rd worst team this week.