2019 Fuck Fantasy Football

[Hook1997 5,382]

Should I start Brady or Fitzpatrick in the playoffs this week, I know it sounds crazy but
the last few weeks to this point wtf?   Also Ekeler or Mixon, and Ridley vs mike Williams?  I’ve got a long shot to win this round but tied last week, I’m a four seed, out matched trying to grasp at straws.  Week one, we tied, by luck for me

[spystud13 2,371]

Can’t start both Ekeler & Mixon? I’d go Ridley over Mike, that fucker is still tied with me for TDs. 

Good luck at QB, someone else can chime in. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

8 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Should I start Brady or Fitzpatrick in the playoffs this week, I know it sounds crazy but
the last few weeks to this point wtf?   Also Ekeler or Mixon, and Ridley vs mike Williams?  I’ve got a long shot to win this round but tied last week, I’m a four seed, out matched trying to grasp at straws.  Week one, we tied, by luck for me

PPR or half PPR Id go Ekeler. Non ppr I’d go Mixon. For the wr I’d go Ridley. And you gotta go Brady IMO, but I get where your head is at. I just think KC is gonna score enough to force Brady and the Pats to keep up. If they were facing a worse offense I’d probably lean Fitzpatrick. He’s been on fire lately. But I think they’re in a similar tier this week so go with the guy you trust more to not bust.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,011]

Need some advice please. Non PPR league

RB: I have Chris Carson starting at the Rams. I have Guice on my bench playing at GB. Thoughts on Guice over Carson?

Flex WR: I am starting Jamison Crowder at home vs. Miami. I have Mark Andrews on the bench playing @ Buffalo and Darren Waller at home against Tennesse. Is Crowder the right play?

DST: Starting GB at home against Washington. I have Browns DST on bench vs Cincy at home. Thoughts?

[Hook1997 5,382]

5 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

PPR or half PPR Id go Ekeler. Non ppr I’d go Mixon. For the wr I’d go Ridley. And you gotta go Brady IMO, but I get where your head is at. I just think KC is gonna score enough to force Brady and the Pats to keep up. If they were facing a worse offense I’d probably lean Fitzpatrick. He’s been on fire lately. But I think they’re in a similar tier this week so go with the guy you trust more to not bust.

Oh shit I got another dilemma, I’ve got Hooper back health at TE for Atl so I’m thinking of switching him in for Ridley cause Julio Jones is coming back too and I’ve got Kelce at my starting TE.

[HornPhD 1,368]

Need two from the following (PPR):

James White (KC)

Tyler Boyd (Cleveland)

Jamison Crowder (Miami)

Devin Singletary (Baltimore)

[spystud13 2,371]

Top two. 

[Anton Chigurh 3,319]

Made the playoffs in my weird work league.

 

Steelers @ Cards or

Packers vs Skins?

 

There are points for return yards and sacks.

 

Ronald Jones @ Colts or

Slayton @ Philly

 

0 PPR.

 

I also have Mattison and will start him if Cook is out but that doesn’t look likely.

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

Need a TE replacement for Engram again. 0.5 PPR

Rudolph vs. DET - plus matchup, he’s been good while Thielen is out, and Thielen is doubtful again 

Hollister @ LAR 

Gesicki @ NYJ 

 

 

 

[spystud13 2,371]

Rudolph has 6 scores in 6 games, don’t overthink it. 

[Lurch 5,931]

Would you start Rudolph over Hooper coming off an injury vs Car?

[spystud13 2,371]

Yes. No clue what Atl’s offense will do each week. 

[UnivTex34 1,763]

Let’s make it a 3-for...

 

rudolph over cook vs niners?

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Need a TE replacement for Engram again. 0.5 PPR

Rudolph vs. DET - plus matchup, he’s been good while Thielen is out, and Thielen is doubtful again 

Hollister @ LAR 

Gesicki @ NYJ 

 

 

 

Rudolph if theilan is out again. If he plays I’d go with Gesicki 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

My WRs, with asterisks denoting starts this weekend:

- Tyreek Hill**  at NE

- K. Golladay**  at MIN 

- Devante Parker**(flex)  at NYJ 

- Mike Evans vs IND

- John Brown vs BAL
 

I still worry about Golladay, even though he’s mostly found ways to get it done without Stafford, as well as Hill versus that top ME defense. How’s this strike the Surly braintrust? 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

42 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

My WRs, with asterisks denoting starts this weekend:

- Tyreek Hill**  at NE

- K. Golladay**  at MIN 

- Devante Parker**(flex)  at NYJ 

- Mike Evans vs IND

- John Brown vs BAL
 

I still worry about Golladay, even though he’s mostly found ways to get it done without Stafford, as well as Hill versus that top ME defense. How’s this strike the Surly braintrust? 

It would be hard for me to start Golladay over Evans, but I get it. Evans has all his fantasy production in like 4 or 5 huge weeks, and Golladay is fresh off a huge game on thanksgiving. I just don’t know what to make of David Blough. I at least know what Jameis is, even with all his flaws. 
 

The other two are auto starts right now. It’s a coin flip between Golladay and Evans 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Agreed. At least Golladay’s matchup seems better. Evans is a really frustrating fantasy player. 

[Cooder 37]

Need QB and WR help

Tannehill or Brissett

Then

Devin Singletary or Marlon Mack?


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[3adays 454]

Needs defense help. Patriots or Jets D? 

Patriots D looked weak last week and they’re up against Chiefs. Jets playing Miami is tempting. 

[Hank_Hill 18,878]

Snell or Mack?

[The People’s Elbow 707]

5 minutes ago, 3adays said:

Needs defense help. Patriots or Jets D? 

Patriots D looked weak last week and they’re up against Chiefs. Jets playing Miami is tempting. 

FWIW, I got burned on that the other week streaming the Eagles D against Miami. My primary D/ST (49ers) we’re facing Baltimore and I didn’t like the match up, so I got too cute with it. 
 

Result:

Niners D/ST: 5

Eagles D/ST:  -1

 

[Iceman 2,716]

Mack.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

1 hour ago, Cooder said:

Need QB and WR help

Tannehill or Brissett

Then

Devin Singletary or Marlon Mack?


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Tannehill for sure. On the other one flip a coin, but I lean Singletary

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

17 hours ago, Lurch said:

Would you start Rudolph over Hooper coming off an injury vs Car?

No I'd roll with Hooper.

 

16 hours ago, UnivTex34 said:

Let’s make it a 3-for...

 

rudolph over cook vs niners?

The experts like Cook this week.

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

18 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Rudolph has 6 scores in 6 games, don’t overthink it. 

 

16 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Rudolph if theilan is out again. If he plays I’d go with Gesicki 

I overthought it. Gesicki is averaging more targets/yards/catches per game than Rudolph since they both got hot..  MIA is the worst running team in the league and hopefully will be throwing all day. Gesicki also has a nice matchup next week @NYG if I advance, and I have 0 FAAB left. Jets are also missing three starters in the secondary.

I would rather lose with a guy named Gesicki in my lineup than end up with a Rudolph 2 for 14 special.

Edited December 8, 2019 by CurlyDumps

[UnivTex34 1,763]

Let’s make it a 3-for...
 
rudolph over cook vs niners?

Fucking fuck fuck

At last minute started Rudolph

Cook maybe dead, but with 19 points...

[spystud13 2,371]

Cook is off to a decent start. 

[UnivTex34 1,763]

The experts like Cook this week.

Didn’t see this, fuck me

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Last week after starting Brees and benching Rodgers, and getting burned for it.
 

This week, I’m playing Rodgers against WAS and seated Brees against SF. 
 

So far, I hate myself.

[spystud13 2,371]

15 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

So far, I hate myself.

Then don’t look at what Evans just did. 

[spystud13 2,371]

But apparently he died in the process. 

[Anton Chigurh 3,319]

Brees to Cook is awesome today, even if Cook is ded.

Also rolled Bilal Powell’s corpse out there. Scored as many as Dalvin so far.

[The People’s Elbow 707]

 

4 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Then don’t look at what Evans just did. 

Fuck Evans. Dude’s floor is super low and ceiling is really high; in actuality, it’s probably more Jamies’s fault, but Evans is a continual pain in the ass to keep on the roster.
 

In short, this thread title is perfect. 

[Anton Chigurh 3,319]

Superhero Drew Brees today.

[The People’s Elbow 707]

I’m playing Guice, too. This is fine. Everything’s fine. 

[spystud13 2,371]

Ridley & Mack have scored for whoever was asking about them. 

[UnivTex34 1,763]

As a Godwin owner, I feel for you Evans owners....

Except I first pumped several times, when I realized the every other week think might be gone for the playoffs

[spystud13 2,371]

Nice half for Mixon as well. 

[spystud13 2,371]

Anyone else getting bent by these fucking garbage Deshaun pts? 

[Redneck Mutha 8,003]

I've got both Godwin and Evans, plus Jameis.  Which has mostly worked out, but losing Kerryon and Kamara having a less than stellar year has made it a roller coaster.

[spystud13 2,371]

As many TDs as me since week 3 for the guy that likely went #2 more than anyone else. 

Edited December 8, 2019 by spystud13

[Redneck Mutha 8,003]

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

As many TDs as me since week 3 for the guy that likely went #1 more than anyone else. 

Shitty thing is, I fucked up, thought I was picking McCaffrey with the 2nd pick and ended up selecting Kamara by mistake.  Haven't had the heart to go back and look to see what that dumbfuckery cost me.  

[spystud13 2,371]

I took Alvin over CMC in a league simply because it wasn’t PPR. Oops. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

This is the most Jameis Winston fantasy day possible. 400 yards passing, 4 tds, and 3 ints. Never change Jameis. Never change.

[spystud13 2,371]

21 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Yes. No clue what Atl’s offense will do each week. 

40 pts from Atl, Hooper fail. 

 

Sadly, Rudolph failed worse. 

[Lurch 5,931]

Anyone else getting bent by these fucking garbage Deshaun pts? 

Bump

[spystud13 2,371]

I’ve been playing this stupid game for a long time, can’t remember a worse day. Barring some miracles late, will get sent home from all 3 leagues. 

Good times. 

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

On 8/28/2019 at 12:00 AM, CurlyDumps said:

My best values IMO were Watson for $15, Gurley for $47, and Ekeler for $4. Ekeler’s ADP is much lower on NFL.com for some reason so he didn’t get nominated till really late.

AUSTIN. FUCKING. EKELER!

[spystud13 2,371]

Holy fuck, Mike Williams has broken his season tie with Curly for TDs. Only took 14 weeks. 

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

Holy shit. Big swing in my matchup just went my way. I'm going against Brady and Edelman. Chiefs just got a walkoff PBU in the endzone against Edelman.

Now it's down to my Gurley, Lockett, and a 23 pt lead vs. his Penny and Jake Elliott.

Edited December 9, 2019 by CurlyDumps