Nice set of hooters you got there.

[Parliament 14410]

The owls. They're beautiful.

[Iceman 2819]

Both of them?

[CurlyDumps 4570]

A tad?!  A TAD, LLOYD?!

YOU DROVE ALMOST A SIXTH OF THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!

[smuggs 9358]

I'm gonna hang by the bar... put out the vibe.

[Dennis Taylor 19099]

Mr Samsonite, my friend Harry and I have every intent of fully reimbursing you...

 

that's  as good as money, sir. those are IOUs 

[ztejas 43777]

Let's put another SHRIMP ON THE BARBAY

[d2o 1602]

[immortal13 4059]

Our pet's heads are falling off!

[Red Five 41113]

Here, maybe you should wear these extra gloves. My hands are getting kind of sweaty.

[LonghornJudas 1113]

Funny. I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

[WBT 20775]

That's as good as money sir.  Those are IOUs.  See this - that's a car, 275 thou.  Might want to hang onto that one.

[CurlyDumps 4570]

I - desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

[Constant 6763]

Gas Man. How the hell do they know that I got gas?

[BlueGreySky 1034]

WHO'S THE DEAD MAN WITH THE SALT SHAKER!?

[LonghornJudas 1113]

PULL OVER!

No. It’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!

[Radical Larry 28683]

[LonghornJudas 1113]

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

/csb I used to work with 2 engineers who were twins and they would stop at 7 Eleven every morning and get Bug Gulps. I would stop by their cubes on random days and do that scene. They had never seen the movie, so it kept me entertained.

[CurlyDumps 4570]

1 hour ago, BlueGreySky said:

WHO'S THE DEAD MAN WITH THE SALT SHAKER!?

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

[Parliament 14410]

Happppy plaaace....

[Prepuce of Doom 21137]

13 hours ago, LonghornJudas said:

/csb I used to work with 2 engineers who were twins and they would stop at 7 Eleven every morning and get Bug Gulps. I would stop by their cubes on random days and do that scene. They had never seen the movie, so it kept me entertained.

It takes every ounce of restraint I have in order to refrain from saying that whenever I encounter complete strangers with a Big Gulp. 

[BigDHornfan 6599]

 

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

[BlueGreySky 1034]

14 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

 

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

That John Denver is full of shit, man.