New 52" zero turn mower or a boob job for the wife?

[Jerry Callo 8956]

46 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Your wife may want to do something about that upper lip.

Goonie goo goo

[Quagmire 2148]

Neg rep for talking about tits and not posting them

[GhostRider 169]

2 hours ago, swTXSU said:

Evidently the lawn company that mows my lawn was targeted by ICE last weekend, Got a call on Monday that they are having severe labor shortages and can't cut my lawn anymore.  Looks like you are ready for the business.   

Mow Managers?  I got the same call.

[swTXSU 18]

14 minutes ago, GhostRider said:

Mow Managers?  I got the same call.

Yep, I had just changed over to a new debit card and they had just mowed.  If I had known they were going to dump me...........

[mulletpelini 5220]

On 4/3/2018 at 1:55 PM, Stros said:

Why not both gif

[troph 25100]

Boob job

Duh

[DougO 5263]

Fake tits suck. Zero turn mowers rule.

[DougO 5263]

On 4/3/2018 at 4:07 PM, Uncle Nate said:

 

...and the mower, too.

 

[Brewin’1up 34]

Decision done. At least the yard will look nice and perky.

I have the same mower.
My wife has her same tits.

[VolenteHawk 495]

You came to the right decision. You’ll definitely enjoy the mower more than you’ll enjoy the next dude enjoying the fake cans.

[Quagmire 2148]

I saw that mower at Lowe’s , was around 3700. What kind of shit boob job where you gonna get ??

[Jkwellborn 7011]

One tit at a time. Or a lumpy one.

[Errestaurants 2570]

I bought a 60 inch deck Bad boy and tits for my wife. Already had a 54 inch Kubota. Surly 1%?

[Both Tacos 1827]

I saw that mower at Lowe’s , was around 3700. What kind of shit boob job where you gonna get ??

Craigslist or a trip to Mexico. Thought about possibly there is a used market? Come on, what about someone that dies that has a tit job. They aren't going to need them anymore. Gotta be a used market. If not, great business idea for Derka.

[kopp0e 1135]

On 4/3/2018 at 1:58 PM, Frank The Tank said:

You buy the wife new boobs and you won't be needing that lawnmower anymore when you're living in an apartment after she takes half your shit in a divorce.

Now, that my friend is called having some clarity & foresight...