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2 hours ago, swTXSU said:

Evidently the lawn company that mows my lawn was targeted by ICE last weekend, Got a call on Monday that they are having severe labor shortages and can't cut my lawn anymore.  Looks like you are ready for the business.   

Mow Managers?  I got the same call.

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14 minutes ago, GhostRider said:

Mow Managers?  I got the same call.

Yep, I had just changed over to a new debit card and they had just mowed.  If I had known they were going to dump me...........

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I saw that mower at Lowe’s , was around 3700. What kind of shit boob job where you gonna get ??
Craigslist or a trip to Mexico. Thought about possibly there is a used market? Come on, what about someone that dies that has a tit job. They aren't going to need them anymore. Gotta be a used market. If not, great business idea for Derka.
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On 4/3/2018 at 1:58 PM, Frank The Tank said:

You buy the wife new boobs and you won't be needing that lawnmower anymore when you're living in an apartment after she takes half your shit in a divorce.

Now, that my friend is called having some clarity & foresight... 

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