XFL: The sequel

[MillerEP 30907]

Let's see if it can last longer than round 1. They're teasing the team names, and will be dropping them officially on August 21, at 12:30. So far they released a small portion of each logo, but it does show the upcoming team colors. Some color schemes look garish to me, light green and bright red? crimson with orange? two toned green with dark yellow? Who thought these up?

 

So best guesses on which color/logo goes with which team? Here's my best guess (from left-right, top to bottom):

1. Dallas - #7

2. Houston - #8

3. LA - #4

4. NY - #3

5. Saint Louis - #6 

6. Seattle - #1

7. Tampa Bay - #5

8. Washington D.C. - #2 

Edited August 20, 2019 by MillerEP

[bolverk 30326]

Houston, DC, NYC, Tampa

Dallas, LA, Seattle, St. Louis 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

1, 5 and 8 look likes eyes.  I’ll be rooting for whoever team 3 belongs too. Black/grey. 

[Al_4_ISU 12623]

Would it kill a minor league to just have decent names for once?  Something plural and local will always be better than Blaze or Crew or Wind or whatever bullshit they usually concoct.

[Nivek 17415]

Tampa bay Retirees

[NeverMarryAStripper 22302]

Houston Refinery Fire

[Al_4_ISU 12623]

10 hours ago, Nivek said:

Tampa bay Retirees

Better than the Tampa Bay Force.

[jeevsie 3789]

oblig

[Spankytoes 1748]

Waco Siege

[Blotto 24021]

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

Tampa bay Retirees RascalRiders

 

['stache 22143]

13 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Would it kill a minor league to just have decent names for once?  Something plural and local will always be better than Blaze or Crew or Wind or whatever bullshit they usually concoct.

Minor League Baseball has some cool names. 

El Paso Chihuahuas

New Orleans Baby Cakes

Omaha Storm Chasers

Akron Rubber Ducks

Binghamton Rumble Ponies

Richmond Flying Squirrels

Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp

Montgomery Biscuits (one of my personal favorites)

Amarillo Sod Poodles

I left several out, and didn't get to single A. MiLB does something right.

[Nivek 17415]

Dallas - Douches

LA - Blanks

Washington DC - Representatives

St. Louis - Ramming Cardinals

 

['stache 22143]

From the teasers they look likely to be bad, too busy, too many colors, and I can't wait to see the unis.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

[Al_4_ISU 12623]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Minor League Baseball has some cool names. 

El Paso Chihuahuas

New Orleans Baby Cakes

Omaha Storm Chasers

Akron Rubber Ducks

Binghamton Rumble Ponies

Richmond Flying Squirrels

Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp

Montgomery Biscuits (one of my personal favorites)

Amarillo Sod Poodles

I left several out, and didn't get to single A. MiLB does something right.

Cedar Rapids Kernels is a solid one as well.

Baseball definitely does it better.

[WBT 20979]

So 7 of 8 teams are going to be in cities that have NFL teams?  This may fail even faster than that one earlier this year did.

['stache 22143]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

So 7 of 8 teams are going to be in cities that have NFL teams?  This may fail even faster than that one earlier this year did.

Especially since the Dallas team is set to play in the Rangers' baseball stadium (the old one) in Arlington. It's enough of a pain in the ass to go there for the Cowboys, but at least it's the Cowboys. I wouldn't waste the time and traffic to go to Arlington for minor league football. They should play at SMU or one of the mega high schools closer to Dallas's city center. You know, places that might be worth going to for a day of not just football but other stuff that's not Walmart or Six Flags. 

[retsevlys 408]

On 8/20/2019 at 9:09 AM, 'stache said:

Minor League Baseball has some cool names. 

El Paso Chihuahuas

New Orleans Baby Cakes

Omaha Storm Chasers

Akron Rubber Ducks

Binghamton Rumble Ponies

Richmond Flying Squirrels

Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp

Montgomery Biscuits (one of my personal favorites)

Amarillo Sod Poodles

I left several out, and didn't get to single A. MiLB does something right.

Rocket City(Huntsville, AL) Trash Pandas

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

Macon (GA) Bacon

[Machinator 32103]

[BigDHornfan 6630]

https://twitter.com/xfl2020/status/1164214942825885696?s=20

Edited August 21, 2019 by BigDHornfan

[mdmost 44049]

So we're ripping off the Cowboys and Oilers, I see. And Seattle Puff the Magic Dragons seems fitting. 

[texasdago 7770]

Zombie Bud Adams is calling his attorneys now...

['stache 22143]

It’s been done bros

 

[Huckleberry 34657]

We'll see if there are court issues but that Houston design should sell pretty damn well locally. 

['stache 22143]

I guess Dallas needed to recycle the leftover Desperados gear?

 

[Wild Bill 325]

21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

We'll see if there are court issues but that Houston design should sell pretty damn well locally. 

I'll buy a shirt and cap.

[Machinator 32103]

 

[WBT 20979]

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

https://twitter.com/xfl2020/status/1164214942825885696?s=20

So, biker cowboys.  Got it.

[WBT 20979]

56 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It’s been done bros

Edited August 21, 2019 by WBT

[HRSchenker 2341]

I'm pumped! I'll buy a shitload of Renegade gear and I guess donate it to charity once they go out of business in 2021

[DougO 5266]

Battlehawks...fail. Should have been Battle Stags.

 

[CurlyDumps 4659]

Reading that list of terrible team names, it sounds more like an eSports league. Defenders? Guardians? Vipers? Dragons? Oof.

[Scraps 13800]

Ready to see the 2020 Derrick Dolls outfits!!

[MillerEP 30907]

Well the owner is a wrestling magnate, so it's no surprise they have over the top names.

 

The old oilers fan in me likes the roughneck logo though.

 

Also looked like I guessed wrong on each team colors.

[Murfdogg21 4563]

Please use powder blue jerseys, Houston team. 

[Murfdogg21 4563]

Hey Saint Louis! Feeling burned by the Rams? Now get ready for Battle!

[jinx 2636]

Count me in as another old Oilers fan liking the Roughneck logo.  The rest are meh at best.

 

[Helobious 9820]

The pervasion of soccer has absolutely ruined team mascots & jerseys. Seems like every new team in any sport has a stupid mascot and bland soccer style jerseys/logos.

[Monty86 60]

Tampa Bay logo looks like a great big vagina.  Tampon Bay?

[Lat22 4086]

Roughnecks is better than the stupid Texans.

[MillerEP 30907]

Guardians, defenders, dragons, battlehawks, vipers...

 

Only legit name up there is probably wild cats and roughnecks...renegades is passable

 

They should've let the public vote, instead of pulling random pronouns out of a hat.

 

[Big Frog II 522]

How many season/s will this league last?

[Sgt Hulk 14448]

Over under is set at 1.5 years until fold 

[SimonBolivar 11064]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

and the New York Dragons played the Dallas Desperadoes all the time.

 

[smuggs 9397]

[GHOSTUSER 361]

I fucking love the Houston Roughnecks logo and name. Really like how they incorporated the star on top of the San Jacinto monument in the logo. This is excellent graphic design. Wish the Rockets would have hired these graphic designers to revamp their logo instead of just adding a gray and black basketball and keeping the dripping blood red R.  I am totally buying some Roughnecks gear. 

Edited August 21, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan

['stache 22143]

Their jersey's will come with a free tailoring.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Their jersey's will come with a free tailoring.

Fuck yes  Will look into buying season tickets.

['stache 22143]

When I hear the phrase "Deep in the Heart of Texas" I don't really think of Dallas. But go ahead million dollar marketing genius.