How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga

[texifornia 57077]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Do you know how long it has been here? Here is Derric Evans from Dallas Carter signing his NLOI with Tennessee.

Dude's dressed like he's in the ice bath after a tricky Alpine stage in the TdF.

[Orange&White 5528]

24 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Manny, look at these Pelicans fly! Come on, Pelican!!

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

 

The UIL "took away" your senior season much in the same way eating a metric ton of red meat "took away" my normal cholesterol

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

Who needs Demas when we've got Money

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Black, Schooler, and Money fart in this aggy twats general direction.  

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

Isn't this sweet

 

 

 

[Viper 12111]

Texas A&M Fightin' Aggies?

 

2%'er

[fattyflattie 4638]

Birthday edits for uncles.  Nothing to see here, move along. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20472]

3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Birthday edits for uncles.  Nothing to see here, move along. 

Wait till he sees the new burnt orange and white bass boat I just delivered to his driveway. 

[Beau Vine 54381]

The Texas Bowl championship ring pulls it all together.

[fattyflattie 4638]

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait till he sees the new burnt orange and white bass boat I just delivered to his driveway. 

He’ll be towing it with a 250 I suppose.  Every trainers dream, a new bass boat and F250. 

[MoJames 8244]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Texas Bowl championship ring pulls it all together.

 

Jesus that thing is ugly.

[Mdhorn 5984]

5 hours ago, MoJames said:

 

Jesus that thing is ugly.

Looks like it was inspired by a large bottle opener. 

[mr. sunshine 2832]

6 hours ago, MoJames said:

 

Jesus that thing is ugly.

Why does it have a salad bar sneeze guard? There’s no Golden Corral yellowed lettuce inside 

[Tex Pete 20430]

5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Why does it have a salad bar sneeze guard? There’s no Golden Corral yellowed lettuce inside 

That chocolate fountain, though...

[Tex Pete 20430]

Speaking of chocolate fountains, the Texas Bowl versus Arkansas qualifies. 🐕💩💩💩

[Vertigo 20309]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Speaking of chocolate fountains, the Texas Bowl versus Arkansas qualifies. 🐕💩💩💩

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20472]

19 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Looks like it was inspired by a large bottle opener. 

I used it for the steering wheel on the bass boat. I sure hope FK likes it.  

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

On 2/10/2021 at 11:31 AM, MoJames said:

 

Jesus that thing is ugly.

Looks like something you’d get for winning calf roping at the belton county fair

Edited February 11, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Mac8111 2114]

Learned something new today.  I always thought his first name was Desmond.     Looks like he got picked up for possession.  

[BayouBill 835]

12 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Learned something new today.  I always thought his first name was Desmond.     Looks like he got picked up for possession.  

[JesusSweatDuck 17808]

https://bustednewspaper.com/texas/demas-demond-terell/20210316/

 

[MoJames 8244]

[Tex Pete 20430]

21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

https://bustednewspaper.com/texas/demas-demond-terell/20210316/

 

205 lbs was with all the weed in his pockets. 

Demond needs to step up his game. Crab legs don't steal themselves.

[JesusSweatDuck 17808]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

205 lbs was with all the weed in his pockets. 

Demond needs to step up his game. Crab legs don't steal themselves.

Funny thing is if he came to Austin he wouldn't have even been arrested.  I think just a ticket and sent on his way

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

6’2 205?

but the aggy roster has him at 6’3 180

huh. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17808]

He looks excited

[MoJames 8244]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He looks excited

I wonder who the first guy to say, you know what, I want front, side and back pigtails.

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

[Enchubben 5510]

Just now, MoJames said:

I wonder who the first guy to say, you know what, I want front, side and back pigtails.

usually he hides them in the chef boyardee hat.

[Blackcat00 759]

Has more arrests than catches. 

[UncleSonny 6573]

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

That's right, Memaw had the entire CSPD under her thumb and was running protection. Now that she's fucked off of Nebraska, Sark has ordered the cops to declare open season on Texas' only SEC West program.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5403]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is the kind of shit that happens when you ship Karen off to Nebraska to die.

Wait, KKL moved? Got dammit, her existence was one of the most aggy things ever. 

[Newy25 7703]

So he didn’t see the field once as a freshman despite a hot garbage depth chart at receiver and now he gets popped for possession? I think we have read this story before and know how it ends. 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

30 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

So he didn’t see the field once as a freshman despite a hot garbage depth chart at receiver and now he gets popped for possession? I think we have read this story before and know how it ends. 

Don't forget the fact that he didn't travel with the team for a few of their road games last season

[BigHorn'13 3386]

Let he who have not possessith cast the first joint

[Texasborn91 942]

He also didn’t play his senior season correct? 

[bigco 30]

2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

He also didn’t play his senior season correct? 

He did not.

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

21 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Don't forget the fact that he didn't travel with the team for a few of their road games last season

And sat in the stands at a few home games. 

[fattyflattie 4638]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6’2 205?

but the aggy roster has him at 6’3 180

huh. 

Crooked face fat fuck chin pussy was saying yesterday that he is still lacking weight.  That doesn’t jibe, but also 9.95 so...

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6’2 205?

but the aggy roster has him at 6’3 180

huh. 

Rivals had him at 6’7 235.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

He is going to be on the "get the fuck out of College Station" train as soon as he gets lit again at the station.  

[6th Street 6489]

lol they can actually arrest you for weed in College Station????

[Voluminous Banality 1032]

Updated his page:

[TexasGolf 5007]

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

This dude is going to kill it at blinn or trinity next year 

[Bill Lumbergh 7180]

All this debate about whether cspd should be arresting for that amount of weed or not...take one look at his mugshot and tell me that guy wasn't going to be arrested from the time cspd encountered him, weed or not.

That's why you don't spend your college years in CS, chef.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

....yeah weed and all.....but....

[RomaVicta 29967]

13 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

....yeah weed and all.....but....

Was he so stoned that he thought there was a swimming pool?