How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga

[Run Run Run Punt 145]

On 9/12/2020 at 9:09 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this guy taking the money bags to go play in a boring offense where he won't be featured when he could have come to Texas and been a star.  Kudos to Omeire for seeing the light.

In his defense, he would have chose to play for Tom Herman...

[HenryJames 66034]

I assume he’ll get more playing time now that he’s a possession receiver.

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I assume he’ll get more playing time now that he’s a possession receiver.

He's a roach on the field

[maninblack 7974]

#ThingsThatDontHappenInTuscaloosa

[lemonandaturd 4285]

30 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

He's a roach on the field

He can take the lid off a defense.  

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He can take the lid off a defense.  

He likes when they roll coverage 

[Foosters 17820]

12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

He likes when they roll coverage 

And when QB calls for the fade.

[Chuckie Finster 22692]

....yeah weed and all.....but....

Lol completely forgot about that dumbass hat

[UDontKnow 10439]

15 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol completely forgot about that dumbass hat

Calling it a hat might be too generous...it seriously looks like a sleeping/glorified shower cap.

[futureman 22440]

On 3/17/2021 at 7:18 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol completely forgot about that dumb asshat

fify

[jeevsie 3733]

It's future, but 

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

 

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

A 1st quarter suspension against Sam Houston St., eh?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Whooooooop(s)

[crash_davis 23096]

I guess Jimbo's new wife's gangbang session got a little rough.

[texifornia 56851]

[texifornia 56851]

From @Longhornfrenzy:

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"According to the statement, the alleged victim who was Demas’s girlfriend, 'Reported that the defendant pushed her head into the wall. Then she bit him on the shoulder. (She) reported that the defendant then grabbed her and threw her from off of the bed onto the floor, which caused her top front teeth to go through her bottom lip.

"'The injury caused bleeding, loose teeth, swelling and a hole to the bottom of the lip. (She) stated that she and the defendant had been in an intimate dating relationship for a year."

 

[Bob Lives! 900]

I would've bet big on that kid being a huge success.  So much wasted talent. 

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aggy has him at 6’3 and 180 

[Burt Macklin 19019]

7 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

I would've bet big on that kid being a huge success.  So much wasted talent. 

You would’ve bet big on an aggy, who’s playing WR in Jimbo’s offense, being a huge success?
 

Well then, might I interest you in some ocean front property in Kansas? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

Hahahahaha fuck Demas. This is what he gets for being a regard and living in Collie Station 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

45 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

I would've bet big on that kid being a huge success.  So much wasted talent. 

At aggy? Wut?

[Deej 76750]

43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aggy has him at 6’3 and 180 

He's taller with the hat. 

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

If he was starting, we wouldn’t have heard about this. 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Well he can always go back and live with the Dunn’s, right?

[texifornia 56851]

I am shocked Jimbo didn't handle this very well

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Evan....you're on the clock.

[futureman 22440]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Evan....you're on the clock.

for what? his path to playing time just got easier. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

Evan will be just fine blocking on every play 

[ousux 5595]

Aggy has him at 6’3 and 180 

Weed shrinks the spine and adds 25 lbs of munchie weight.

[Fletch 5800]

32 minutes ago, futureman said:

for what? his path to playing time just got easier. 

Yeah! He may average 1.2 targets per game now!!!

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I am shocked Jimbo didn't handle this very well

Too many low-character people involved in this whole thing for it to not go south...

HS coach (Flanagan), trainer/ street agent (Footwork king), College coach (Fisher), player (Demas) all shady as fuck

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

Is there any flameout rate that would scare the bag money into hiding?  Or is it damn the torpedoes despite performance by players and coaches?

[SimkinsMan 4385]

What a demas.

[Vertigo 20276]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is there any flameout rate that would scare the bag money into hiding?  Or is it damn the torpedoes despite performance by players and coaches?

They are all in right now. The only thing that will stop them is NCAA sanctions and that won't happen unless someone like Demas goes to the NCAA with a fedex envelope full of cash. They are desperate to get ahead of us in the SEC, and pissed at the SEC schools for letting us in. The gloves are off. 

Edited March 2, 2022 by Vertigo

[pacman 7355]

All these new 5* athletes can see their future at aggy now.

[General Specific 3252]

What a demas.

[texifornia 56851]

Ah yes, reporting by noted University of Texas mouthpiece *checks notes* Brent Zwerneman

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

46 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

What a demas.

 

[RollingPresidential 632]

Will be interesting to know the Title IX implications and how those were followed. My Mom knew some folks at TAMU judicial affairs back in the day when she ran that for LSU.

[SizzleChest 8283]

‘ol Demond is pretty lucky he’s not all full of holes right now.

[Elmer_Fudd 22198]

[texifornia 56851]

uh huh

 

[jeevsie 3733]

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Please!! You have to let me turn myself in! Out of my way!

[Scholz 11938]

Yeah Fisher would never cover up violence against a female by one of his talented football players. Just doesn’t hold water.

[TexasGolf 4894]

shocking

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Hmm, I wonder if Tony Buzbee picks up lots of domestic cases for random Houston black dudes who don’t play football for A&M.   I’m guessing he does!

[fattyflattie 4639]

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Hmm, I wonder if Tony Buzbee picks up lots of domestic cases for random Houston black dudes who don’t play football for A&M.   I’m guessing he does!

Does Demas play for aggy though?   I’m sure Buzbee wants to see something come of the money he spent to get Demas there in the first place. 

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

57 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Please!! You have to let me turn myself in! Out of my way!

You mean turn himself. 

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Luicci thinks he is gone. F-ck him for domestic violence, but sad waste of talent. 

Edited March 2, 2022 by Lobwedgephil