Things not going well at Mississippi State University

[Parliament 14149]

 

Lotsa shenanigans goin' on down there.

 

[SHOOTER12 8789]

Oopsy daisy!....

[texifornia 56566]

Evergreen thread title to be fair.

And lol fuck State.

[Magus Ossis 2784]

MSU past = Gata future?

[crash_davis 23087]

SEC school gonna SEC.  Can't wait until aggy fully devolves into one of these schools.  They are already on their way.

Edited August 23, 2019 by crash_davis

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

 I wasn't aware there were actual classes at Mississippi State.

[El Diablo 4232]

I wasn't aware that there were consequences for SEC fuckery.

[PilotsError 2286]

There aren't at the schools that matter.

[Dewey 3281]

Woman was selling her services as a test-taker.

What's her number?... if that's what we're calling it these days 

[South Austin 52169]

Which 10 scrubs are going to miss 8 games?

[Leanderman 2270]

Third string extra point holder without a doubt.

[Burt Macklin 19000]

Well, I am just shocked to find out another SEC school has been cheating.

Next thing you know, some reporter’s going to try to tell me they’ve been giving recruits bags of cash to commit. 

Edited August 23, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[tantric superman 4667]

24 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Woman was selling her services as a test-taker.

What's her number?... if that's what we're calling it these days 

That's what I'm talkin' about.

[Pato del Muerto 52364]

I guess I can take my hopes of state beating aggy again down several notches. 

[tantric superman 4667]

I actually thought the UM, Miss State and A&M trio would basically cancel each other out in mediocrity in their division every year, but I kind of counted on the Missississippi schools being consistently mediocre.

[ousux 5587]

Aggie gonna aggy

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess I can take my hopes of state beating aggy again down several notches. 

Yep, the third-string clipboard holder and backup waterboy will be missed.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

You know, I was shocked to discover upon my arrival in Chapel Hill that "substitute test taker" has been removed from the local employment listings websites. Evidently, those jobs have all moved South.

The qualifications at Mississippi State are a bit lower, though. At UNC, "tutors" were required to actually use pen and ink in a blue book instead of crayons on a Big Chief tablet.

[HtownHorn 14503]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

MSU past = Gata future?

Yeah, this type of shit needs to be attached to coaches, too.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

MSU past = Gata future?

aggy gonna aggy

SEC school gonna SEC.  Can't wait until aggy fully devolves into one of these schools.  They are already on their way.

Already on their way?

Dude, the OLDEST tradition at aggy is cheating. Second oldest is sodomising small animals, sheep, and goats.

Yes, aggy, wuz incels for the furst few years until they figgered out how to stuff the legs in thay senor booteses. Whoop!

aggy gonna aggy

Indeed.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

if you need someone to take a test for you at Mississippi State, you are so dumb. fo real

 

[texifornia 56566]

lol this aged well (and was rock stupid to begin with)

[crash_davis 23087]

School integrity smack from SEC schools is funny shit.

[Jkwellborn 6658]

Which 10 scrubs are going to miss 8 games?

They’ll be redshirted.

School integrity smack from SEC schools is funny shit.

Just means more.

[Guest Lobo]

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

lol this aged well (and was rock stupid to begin with)

Alcorn State, Delta State, Jackson State, Valley State...it's the who's-who of higher education in the South.