how many strokes...

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

did it take this guy?

Police hunt pervert caught ‘having sex with 9th hole’ on Brit golf course

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Shocked golfers caught the topless man “having sex” with the 9th hole of the course in Merseyside.

The man also appeared to be “pleasuring himself” with the flag pole at Brackenwood Golf Course in Bebington.

Shock video footage captured the scenes on the green as it rained on Easter Monday.

The man could be seen lying facedown on the grass without a top on and his trousers around his knees.

As he gyrated he could also be seen holding a 6ft flag pole behind him while filming himself.

Onlooker Steven Gayton, who uploaded the video on social media, can be heard saying: “There’s a lad f*****g himself, filming it on his phone. He’s filming it on his phone, f*****g his own a**e. Look at that.”

 

[Brisketexan 105116]

Drive for show, fuck the hole for fun.

Or something like that.

['stache 21810]

How many guys started yelling "GET IN THE HOLE!"

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Wait, he's big enough that a golf cup will...you know...be effective???  The golf hole is 4.5 inches in diameter for Pete's sake.

I mean, come on, that's just showing off.

 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Takes some balls to pull this stunt.

[AM Wood 335]

Baba boooooey!

[retread 2951]

Needs more Sharpie

[DigglerontheHoof 21195]

At least he replaced the flag 

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

Rub of the green

[Call 393]

Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between ...

[Call 393]

Has anyone seen Jerseyman?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Never seen two holes in one but he nailed it.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Is that called Mastersbating?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

 he nailed it.  

Repeatedly, it would seem.

[happyhookem 224]

I bet no one was hollering "bite, bite."

[Digdogger 1344]

Sorry for partying

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Hot potato!

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Did he repair his divots?

[tfoolry 8212]

Well did he cum or what?

[General Specific 3259]

Now that’s a Penalty Stroke.

[Wally Fairway 5545]

Meh - I've played better looking holes than that

[TDunk 590]

So does he tend every hole?  

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

it starts with assholes bringing their speakers to the course and then leads to this. 

[Paco 1934]

Hold your head, ball!

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

Who the hell leaves the flag in the hole when balls are on the green?

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

23 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Who the hell leaves the flag in the hole when balls are on the green?

Cheaters, that's who.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Tiger?

[Wally Fairway 5545]

6 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Tiger?

Grendel?

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Dilly dilly!"?

[mulletpelini 5211]

On 4/3/2018 at 5:59 PM, Call said:

Oh Mrs. Crane, you wore green so you could hide from me. You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between ...

I shoulda yelled two!

[General Specific 3259]

I shoulda yelled two!

Shoulda yelled five, six, seven, aaaaauuuuhhhhhgggggggggggggg!!!1!

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I've always said, golf is a game for degenerates.

[General Specific 3259]

Got me thinking, if I were on the tee box and had that approach, can I get a hole in two? Or is that three?

[GhostRider 169]

On 4/3/2018 at 4:58 PM, Uncle Nate said:

Wait, he's big enough that a golf cup will...you know...be effective???  The golf hole is 4.5 inches in diameter for Pete's sake.

I mean, come on, that's just showing off.

Maybe he stuffed a grapefruit in the hole first.

[Bat Guano 359]

[Longhornstampede 3182]

He knocked it stiff...

[Heavy 6 68]

So that’s what a ball washer is for.

[BlueGreySky 1005]

So that’s what a ball washer is for.

Reminds me of the joke

Did you hear about the aggy who broke his leg playing golf?

He fell off the ball washer.

[RPM 26319]

I've heard of penalty strokes, but gotdam.