"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

[BigOrange1 6470]

fuck these refs are terrible

[deadshank 24653]

I don’t know what to think of this game.  It is ugly and poorly executed.  Some decent players on the field but also some real dogs.  

I guess a Gogata win will insure all the  SECSECSEC teams play in a BCS championship battle royale palooza against Albany Tech.  

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Both of these teams suck!

Naw, just first game and lots of good athletes on both teams.

[Pancho 44986]

Missed calls by these Big 12 refs, and this is the #1 crew in the big 12!

[Laxtonto 12115]

Franks definitely looks like an SEC QB... 

[Zharkov 289]

Going on 4th again. No respect for Miami's defense.  Which is fine since most of the trouble is Florida's offense sucks.

[Loco 3754]

Franks threw it away!  holy shit!

[Sgt Hulk 13837]

Looks like the sec checks cleared to the officials 

[F250 28817]

_iaz Defense has been activated.

[TXSG8R 3362]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The entire ineptitude of both of these teams has caused me to age 5 years. Is Charlie Strong coaching both teams?

I’d love to say it’s first week rust, but I think its more Franks drank the koolaid all summer about how they closed the year out. Dude has a lot of physical talent but can be weak between the ears. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Missed calls by these Big 12 refs, and this is the #1 crew in the big 12!

They look more like #2.

[TheStoicPaisano 9938]

9 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

dumb question amnesty,please. Who is the guy next to Spurrier that is not Quiter Meyer?

Thanks in advance.

 

AD Scott Stricklin

[Pimphand 5868]

WTF this game is such a turd they have stopped going to Maria Taylor. That is the real crime here.

[Laxtonto 12115]

This is just ugly O

[burntorangebongos 10752]

What was that? That was like not a designed play.

[hookem48 4703]

left guard moved that time

[The Earl of Texas 3161]

Franks has improved a fair amount but still... watching him reminds me of wandering in the WB desert.

 

hook em Sam

[Ellellelle 314]

It's pretty clear Florida's o is a mess.

[BigOrange1 6470]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

left guard moved that time

and they didn't beat the play clock

[NowThis 931]

U has nice CBs, quick reflexes, twist and turn, good hands. 

[Pimphand 5868]

I am pretty sure Chimpanzione could have called a better play as an Aggy back in 2003

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Missed calls by these Big 12 refs, and this is the #1 crew in the big 12!

In fairness they don't normally see such inept offenses. They are getting lulled to sleep too.

[SimonBolivar 10959]

Oh God Rambo what have you become.

[Vic Mackey 47139]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

_iaz Defense has been activated.

They are the only reason they have a pulse in this game.

[hookem48 4703]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

and they didn't beat the play clock

left guard did

[Woodrow Call 494]

We've learned Florida isn't in Alabama or Georgia's class. 

[TXSG8R 3362]

Can’t wait for Franks to get the bidness at a home game and get back to being Johnny Disrespected again. 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Missed calls by these Big 12 refs, and this is the #1 crew in the big 12!

We have a lot to look forward too.......

[Eggo 3993]

Liam Neeson has not aged well in the new Rambo.

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

It's pretty clear Florida's o is a mess.

As if Miami D has nothing to do with it?  Cough, cough....

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Florida's O is horriawful. That's rust and caca that they have to knock off their offensive game plan.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12507]

3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I’d love to say it’s first week rust, but I think its more Franks drank the koolaid all summer about how they closed the year out. Dude has a lot of physical talent but can be weak between the ears. 

He definitely has talent, and I agree it's between the ears. Florida SHOULD be up by 3 tds at this point, but Jesus that offense is mimicking Texas from 2015. 

[Loco 3754]

2 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

We've learned Florida isn't in Alabama or Georgia's class. 

We are, we just have to sit in the corner eating glue

Edited August 25, 2019 by Loco

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Remember when loco said UM didn't want to make franks mad?

[TXSG8R 3362]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He definitely has talent, and I agree it's between the ears. Florida SHOULD be up by 3 tds at this point, but Jesus that offense is mimicking Texas from 2015. 

Yea, and it’s a shame because we have a really good receivers no corps. Just no one to get them the ball. Again. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, Loco said:

We are, we just have to sit in the corner

Don’t forget the required hat 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Preseason rankings in college football are so fucking stupid. There shouldn’t be any rankings until like week 6. It’ll never happen, but it fucks with the entire system. One of these mediocre teams is going to win. Either Florida wins and goes up to like 7 (lol) or Miami wins, Florida drops to 18 and Miami jumps up to 14. For no reason. Because you overrated an sec team not named bama, or Georgia. It’s a real flaw in the sport 

Edited August 25, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[squeegeedegg 723]

Been watching for 15 minutes and Jean Delance already stands out for all the wrong reasons 

[SimonBolivar 10959]

One hour until real offenses and shit defenses.

[BigOrange1 6470]

lol at that flag

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

That was a bullshit call.  

[Laxtonto 12115]

That’s a gimmy dumbass play by FL

[Funk Doctor Spock 12507]

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Yea, and it’s a shame because we have a really good receivers no corps. Just no one to get them the ball. Again. 

Has Tyrie Cleveland been in the game? Haven't seen him at all. Y'all do have a pretty shifty RB, though. 

[Ellellelle 314]

Mullens yelling.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

Lol.... Refs gotta ref

[SimonBolivar 10959]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

lol at that flag

I'm not a UT fan but this game has a UT/oSu feel game to it ref wise.

[AeroHorn 754]

Miami O has abandoned what worked for them in the first drive.

[Txslnghrns 1354]

Is this what we have to expect?!

[Elmer_Fudd 22315]

Making up for that missed false start.

[SimonBolivar 10959]

Wtf was that Andrew Luck?