"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Judas beat me to it

[Bevo Num1 1011]

Gator rolls.

[Pimphand 5752]

_iaz!!!!!!

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Manny forgot to teach the alligator roll.

[hookem48 4687]

exactly and I do mean exactly what you'd expect from a Manny Diaz coached team.

[Lhorn 4913]

20 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Wife is out of town at a bachelorette weekend and me and the 3 year old are watching football and playing with cars...

May need to grab a beer once I get him to bed

You ever see those porn clips where the ladies at a bachelorette party get all worked up into a frenzy watching male strippers, and sometimes even give him a little suck?  I've heard that really happens.

Edited August 24, 2019 by Lhorn

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Just now, AustinHorn said:

Not yet. 

Florida is back!

[Bevo14 8311]

Well Fuck

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Manny _iaz in trademark tackling.

[Slacks 6821]

Gator roll making Heismans in week 1.

[ButtFumble 5179]

Miami has been running that stupid drag the tackling dummy and run up to it and roll off of it drill I see

 

[4th&Five 41554]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Nice hold

Did you miss the part about B12 refs?

[Topper13 3270]

Gator rolls everywhere

[The Dude 1244]

Hey has anyone mentioned Diaz and Miami’s tackling yet?

[Magus Ossis 2800]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

That is Manny Diaz tacklling if I have ever seen it. 

It was eerily familiar

[Slacks 6821]

Just now, Lhorn said:

You ever see those porn clips where the ladies at a bachelorette get all worked up into a frenzy watching male strippers, and sometimes even give him a little suck?  I've heard that really happens.

I've been there when it happened...

[LTtxfan 49188]

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

The I Love College Football as Much As Anyone But Nobody Gives a Shit About a Game the Weekend Before Labor Day Weekend Thread?

Surly Does...

[Newy25 7668]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

It was eerily familiar

Remember Mykelle Thompson bouncing off the OU running back? That was basically what we just saw. 

Edited August 24, 2019 by Newy25

[gmr548 16580]

That screen pass causing flashbacks. Muh triggerz

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[EuroHorn 3265]

Flashbacks of BYU there 

[Eggo 3977]

Can Martell play safety? 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Telegraphed the shit outta that. 

[Nicole44 22060]

Kid has some escapability but needs to learn to throw shit away.

[Horn80 6123]

Miami game highlights are over.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Just now, Eggo said:

Can Martell play safety? 

He may be in to play QB.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Diaz learned from the best. Mack Brown 

[Laxtonto 12080]

So that green OL... yep

[4th&Five 41554]

Gators know the o-line can’t hold and everything will be short. Game over. 

[Newy25 7668]

There is the 275 pound, true freshman LT. The offensive alignment with no help brings the lulz. 

Manny Diaz is a fucking terrible football coach. How does he keep fucking up and getting better jobs? 

Edited August 24, 2019 by Newy25

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Well oiled machine. This is part of why I hate/love week 0. So sloppy.

[Nicole44 22060]

Nice tattoo.

[ButtFumble 5179]

Manny went to the Kliffy K school of clock management

[Loco 3752]

Is that punter 40?   

[WBT 20572]

pretty sure I'd rather have the timeout than save 5 yards on 4th and 14

[Slacks 6821]

so... that 1st down pay... qb looks at the wr the whole way... CB immediately starts coming... he makes a good play, but he's going to get crushed later if he comes like that again and shows he'll do it every time. one pump and gone..

[Pimphand 5752]

🍊 slices for the Canes they are fighting their guts out it just scares you to death!

[texaslong 678]

Manny isn’t ready

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Just now, Loco said:

Is that punter 40?   

Meth will do that. Surprised he didn't end up at UF.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Yeah.  Save timeout 

[Magus Ossis 2800]

Just now, Loco said:

Is that punter 40?   

Not til a week from thursday

[Nicole44 22060]

Nice punt by the Aussie kid. 

[Burt Macklin 19024]

7 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

exactly and I do mean exactly what you'd expect from a Manny Diaz coached team.

This is precisely what I came here to post. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Good punt 

[Zharkov 288]

Pretty impressive drive for Miami here.  Lol

[ButtFumble 5179]

hahahha that shit is why you don't get tattoos

[AeroHorn 749]

Diaz adding time management skills to his tackling expertise resume?

[Loco 3752]

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Meth will do that. Surprised he didn't end up at UF.

He looks like a Reno 911 character

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Why burn a timeout on a 5 yard punt penalty? Just punt it 5 yards further.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

Appears Miami is following A&M's "next year" trajectory

[texaslong 678]

Prepare for the SEC hype when Florida destroys this poorly coached Miami team.