"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

[ButtFumble 5179]

Just now, F250 said:

That Miami Cheerleader is Vic material.

Vic is looking at Flippy Franks mom

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Is that the goddamn Shermanator in the State Farm commercial?

[texaslong 678]

Just now, Lhorn said:

Somewhere Taysom Hill is laughing.  

Why you gotta go and bring that up?

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Is that the goddamn Shermanator in the State Farm commercial?

Yes

[Laxtonto 12080]

Easy first down..

 

UF still hasn’t converted on a 3rd down yet

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

I knew it was hot in Orlando but damn 

[Pimphand 5751]

You don't need to when you are 100% on 4th down

[Eastwood 4394]

Manny Diaz and tackling. Goes together like lamb and tuna fish.

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[Horn80 6122]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Dan Mullen is a much, much better coach than Manny Diaz.

Nothing gets by you.

[Laxtonto 12080]

Another easy throw... both of these teams don’t have a QB that could play in the B12

[Laxtonto 12080]

TO luck..  that is Miami 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Well that was timely.

[EuroHorn 3265]

Does _iaz get a small d after tonight?

[ButtFumble 5179]

oh fuck now that dumb ass turnover bullshit chain.....so ghey

[Eggo 3977]

305 chain reminds me of the aggy pimp cane.

[Loco 3752]

Just now, ButtFumble said:

oh fuck now that dumb ass turnover bullshit chain.....so ghey

It's miami, douche capital of the world

[Laxtonto 12080]

Just now, Eggo said:

305 chain reminds me of the aggy pimp cane.

Lol ahh the infamous UCLA game pimp cane

[Laxtonto 12080]

Green OL is falling apart 

[Nicole44 22060]

Bling. Pimp cane? 

[ButtFumble 5179]

it was not a pimp cane....it was a pimp scepter 

[F250 28775]

8 minutes ago, trza-hawk said:

Felipe Franks mom is really getting it done for me.

In that case you should hang out at a trailer park in Mexia, you would clean up there.

[Magus Ossis 2800]

Drum major cane

[Lhorn 4913]

3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Does _iaz get a small d after tonight?

They need to leave his ass at the airport like we should have.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

And just like that.... everything was right with the Universe again.

[KCHorn 36]

Holy fuck Miami is so goddamn bad

[Laxtonto 12080]

They are running out of room for penalties 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[ButtFumble 5179]

if Miami does not get a first down here we need tate to throw a tantrum on the sidelines

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

They are running out of room for penalties 

That's just what you think.

[Eggo 3977]

LOL

[JBJ 3654]

Draw was a good call there.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Go Miami.  Fuck all things SEC

[ButtFumble 5179]

Miami is very disciplined 🤣

[Pimphand 5751]

What is the record for [emmitt]pelaties[/emmitt] in a game?

[Laxtonto 12080]

That Miami OL is a mess... not sure how to not get their QB killed

[Burt Macklin 19024]

Good Lord. How many pre-snap offensive penalties is that for Miami? A Diaz coaches defense and this offense a horrible combination.

[Zharkov 288]

Great game to add to the mighty SEC defense myth.  By which I mean offensive ineptitude from Miami. 

[Steamboat1874 4063]

Diaz sucks and will be lucky to make it as coach through one season.

[UTDD 362]

Not a good first impression for a new head coach with the kind of mistakes you are seeing.

[Pimphand 5751]

The Miami OL is so bad I think I want to see Tathan behind center

[pacman 7355]

I am always amazed at how technically deficient kids are despite being in one of the highest levels of football in America.

You have a run to your left, the defender is lined up on tour left eye. As an offensive lineman, why in gods green Earth would your first step be with your right foot?

Dude got dusted by the DE because he wasn't taught a most basic technique at any point in his 8+ years of football.

You can't help but be dumbfounded by coaches making hundreds of thousands to millions and yet they can't coach for shit, the smallest and simplest of details.

 

Edited August 25, 2019 by pacman

[Loco 3752]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

 

You can't help but be dumbfounded by jealous of coaches making millions and yet they can't coach for shit, the smallest and simplest of details.

 

fify

[Eggo 3977]

LOL cigar on the field

[Laxtonto 12080]

God FL is just an inept as Miami

[NowThis 931]

is Miami sporting their 80s uni's ?  

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Miami football? Lol gotta win in the pile.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Pretty sure UF had it and was down.

[Eastwood 4394]

"Arguing about assignments and missed tackles."

That's a Manny Diaz team, alright.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Oh it’s a Tate sighting.