"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

[ButtFumble 5157]

Just now, F250 said:

That Miami Cheerleader is Vic material.

Vic is looking at Flippy Franks mom

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Is that the goddamn Shermanator in the State Farm commercial?

[texaslong 678]

Just now, Lhorn said:

Somewhere Taysom Hill is laughing.  

Why you gotta go and bring that up?

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Vito Andolini 9079]

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Is that the goddamn Shermanator in the State Farm commercial?

Yes

[Laxtonto 11924]

Easy first down..

 

UF still hasn’t converted on a 3rd down yet

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

I knew it was hot in Orlando but damn 

[Pimphand 5585]

You don't need to when you are 100% on 4th down

[Eastwood 4394]

Manny Diaz and tackling. Goes together like lamb and tuna fish.

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[Horn80 6074]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Dan Mullen is a much, much better coach than Manny Diaz.

Nothing gets by you.

[Laxtonto 11924]

Another easy throw... both of these teams don’t have a QB that could play in the B12

[Laxtonto 11924]

TO luck..  that is Miami 

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Well that was timely.

[EuroHorn 3204]

Does _iaz get a small d after tonight?

[ButtFumble 5157]

oh fuck now that dumb ass turnover bullshit chain.....so ghey

[Eggo 3974]

305 chain reminds me of the aggy pimp cane.

[Loco 3752]

Just now, ButtFumble said:

oh fuck now that dumb ass turnover bullshit chain.....so ghey

It's miami, douche capital of the world

[Laxtonto 11924]

Just now, Eggo said:

305 chain reminds me of the aggy pimp cane.

Lol ahh the infamous UCLA game pimp cane

[Laxtonto 11924]

Green OL is falling apart 

[Nicole44 22023]

Bling. Pimp cane? 

[ButtFumble 5157]

it was not a pimp cane....it was a pimp scepter 

[F250 28645]

8 minutes ago, trza-hawk said:

Felipe Franks mom is really getting it done for me.

In that case you should hang out at a trailer park in Mexia, you would clean up there.

[Magus Ossis 2771]

Drum major cane

[Lhorn 4883]

3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Does _iaz get a small d after tonight?

They need to leave his ass at the airport like we should have.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

And just like that.... everything was right with the Universe again.

[KCHorn 36]

Holy fuck Miami is so goddamn bad

[Laxtonto 11924]

They are running out of room for penalties 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[ButtFumble 5157]

if Miami does not get a first down here we need tate to throw a tantrum on the sidelines

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

They are running out of room for penalties 

That's just what you think.

[Eggo 3974]

LOL

[JBJ 3647]

Draw was a good call there.

[Sgt Hulk 13634]

Go Miami.  Fuck all things SEC

[ButtFumble 5157]

Miami is very disciplined 🤣

[Pimphand 5585]

What is the record for [emmitt]pelaties[/emmitt] in a game?

[Laxtonto 11924]

That Miami OL is a mess... not sure how to not get their QB killed

[Burt Macklin 18984]

Good Lord. How many pre-snap offensive penalties is that for Miami? A Diaz coaches defense and this offense a horrible combination.

[Zharkov 288]

Great game to add to the mighty SEC defense myth.  By which I mean offensive ineptitude from Miami. 

[Steamboat1874 4029]

Diaz sucks and will be lucky to make it as coach through one season.

[UTDD 362]

Not a good first impression for a new head coach with the kind of mistakes you are seeing.

[Pimphand 5585]

The Miami OL is so bad I think I want to see Tathan behind center

[pacman 7305]

I am always amazed at how technically deficient kids are despite being in one of the highest levels of football in America.

You have a run to your left, the defender is lined up on tour left eye. As an offensive lineman, why in gods green Earth would your first step be with your right foot?

Dude got dusted by the DE because he wasn't taught a most basic technique at any point in his 8+ years of football.

You can't help but be dumbfounded by coaches making hundreds of thousands to millions and yet they can't coach for shit, the smallest and simplest of details.

 

Edited August 25, 2019 by pacman

[Loco 3752]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

 

You can't help but be dumbfounded by jealous of coaches making millions and yet they can't coach for shit, the smallest and simplest of details.

 

fify

[Eggo 3974]

LOL cigar on the field

[Laxtonto 11924]

God FL is just an inept as Miami

[NowThis 931]

is Miami sporting their 80s uni's ?  

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Miami football? Lol gotta win in the pile.

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Pretty sure UF had it and was down.

[Eastwood 4394]

"Arguing about assignments and missed tackles."

That's a Manny Diaz team, alright.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Oh it’s a Tate sighting.