"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

[Laxtonto 11924]

That’s how you help you OL

[Topper13 3196]

Mistakes were made

[Zharkov 288]

Good play there

[Zharkov 288]

And now not.  Lol

[Nicole44 22023]

Get a TD fuckers!

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Son...

[Pimphand 5585]

Tathan in momentum shift imminent

[Laxtonto 11924]

That back trucked that guy

[Pancho 44306]

Every time I see that turnover chain, I think of the Cardi B line "make that pussy slip and slide, like you from the 305."

[Neonmoon 38127]

Retard fight 

[SimonBolivar 10893]

I'll give Miami this...they are physical 

[F250 28645]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Tathan in momentum shift imminent

Power of the tater tot.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

16 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Goes together like lamb and tuna fish.

Isn’t that a common Aggy pheromone?

[Laxtonto 11924]

So not really impressed with either team...

Curious to see if the UF O keeps stepping on their own dick

[Topper13 3196]

Nice hit there

[Bigbend1812 12874]

Mark it 6 dude.

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Punters and kickers are the MVPs of week 0.

[Fondren & Main 6654]

Miami oline is ass my dudes.

[Machinator 32097]

This game illustrates the dangers of playing a real opponent in game 1.

[ButtFumble 5157]

Miami needs to go for it here!!!!!

[Sgt Hulk 13634]

Miami O line looks like ours 2016

[Eggo 3974]

18 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Manny Diaz and tackling. Goes together like lamb and tuna fish.

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So is this good or bad? 

[Pimphand 5585]

Definitely been Timmay vs Jimmy so far

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Miami O line looks like ours 2016

good lord spoiler that shit. Dont need nightmares tonight

[victory88 5654]

kicker has been the only good thing about the Miami offense.  defense is playing well but QB and offense blow.

[texaslong 678]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Every time I see that turnover chain, I think of the Cardi B line "make that pussy slip and slide, like you from the 305."

Pop that pussy on the pole, pop that pussy on the stove?

[Machinator 32097]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Miami O line looks like ours 2016

More like 2015... or 2017.

[satyanash 14272]

Not a big fan of the new turnover chain.

 

[hookem48 4631]

if Florida's the 8th best team in college football then college football sucks.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Man, I tried, but just can't ever root for the Miami douchebags and the Jersey Shore in the stands.  Screw the SEC, but go UF tonight.

[Pimphand 5585]

This is going to be a long cfb season if they keep doing this ATT boy band commercial

[Eggo 3974]

Just now, Pimphand said:

This is going to be a long cfb season if they keep doing this ATT boy band commercial

I rather like it. 

[Laxtonto 11924]

FL QB is still doing the deer in the head lights look

[F250 28645]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Florida will best the crap out of Miami if they can just stop shooting themselves in the foot.  Those Miami OTs are helpless on nearly every snap, and the QB is just trying to keep his head above water.

Miami tackles have been absolutely awful.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10127]

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The Miami OL is so bad I think I want to see Tathan behind center

My thoughts as well, hate him or like him he can play under pressure

[Eggo 3974]

Love how they try to talk up Justin Herbert with a 59% completion pct. 

[Machinator 32097]

Just now, F250 said:

Miami tackles have been absolutely awful.

True freshman, and a redshirt freshman.

[Laxtonto 11924]

QB isn’t reading anything and just locking in on a guy....

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Bandy is physical as hell.

[Nicole44 22023]

Miami not breaking down too much on D. Nice play.

[gmr548 16458]

if Florida's the 8th best team in college football then college football sucks.

Yep. Florida isn't that good but they're going to win because Miami's OL is horribad.

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[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Pop that pussy on the pole, pop that pussy on the stove?

...green eggs and ham

[ButtFumble 5157]

if Manny keeps this up The Bengals will be calling him to be their head coach with this newfangled D

[Loco 3752]

Franks is gonna kill my liver

[SimonBolivar 10893]

Just now, gmr548 said:

Yep. Florida isn't that good but they're going to win because Miami's OL is horribad.

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Yeah hard to tell too much from Week 0, but it doesn't appear that Georgia is in any danger.

[MrBig 5270]

Manny still trying to do the alligator roll tackles. This time on the Gators.

[Zharkov 288]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Man, I tried, but just can't ever root for the Miami douchebags and the Jersey Shore in the stands.  Screw the SEC, but go UF tonight.

Yeah that seems to be my gut reaction too.  Fuck the SEC but Miami can EABODADIAF.

[Pancho 44306]

5 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Pop that pussy on the pole, pop that pussy on the stove?

Pop that pussy while you work, pop that pussy up in church. 

[Burt Macklin 18984]

Just now, Loco said:

Franks is gonna kill my liver

How is Emory Jones not better than this?

[Loco 3752]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Yep. Florida isn't that good but they're going to win because Miami's OL is horribad.

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Are they though?