"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

[hookem48 4,631]

Miami has more total yards? Florida should get the death penalty at halftime 

[Nicole44 22,023]

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Thirsty old lady.

That’s not even a cougar. That’s a turkey vulture. Still likes to hunt but too old to take down the prey.

[Eggo 3,974]

It doesn't feel like that QB is 10/12 with no INT. 

[SimonBolivar 10,893]

Looked like a fawn waiting on the tiger.

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Miami QB looks like Buchele against Notre Dame.  He is playing his ass off for a youngster.  .

[Burt Macklin 18,984]

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

The Miami O is just lost.... would they be better just lining up in the I with 2 TE and just pound the ball over this?

Do you see how bad their OL is? Quick passing game and misdirection is their only shot.

4 minutes ago, victory88 said:

This Miami OL may be as bad as when we had Marcus Hutchins and Cameron Hughes at tackle with fucking Cedric Flowers and I think Jake Raulerson I think with them.  These guys are making our offense against Arkansas in the bowl game look good...

No. Just no.

[NowThis 931]

Miami's traditional pocket pass plays are A TOTAL DISASTER.  need to get rid of the ball quick as fuck 

[Ellellelle 308]

Can't believe the caliber of coaches Miami gets.

[Francisco 2.0 32,290]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I just realized Florida is ranked #8. Hahaha what the fuck

Give me a S

 

Give me a E

 

Give me a.....

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,127]

What Herbie calls poise I'm calling slow and indecisive

[Sgt Hulk 13,634]

Goddamn this is first game of preseason football bad 

Edited August 25, 2019 by Sgt Hulk

[Laxtonto 11,924]

Lol

[F250 28,645]

Miami QB cannot spend more than 1 second in the pocket without it collapsing.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Miami really likes Dallas.

[Pimphand 5,585]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Give me a S

 

Give me a E

 

Give me a.....

Suck

Eachothers

Cocks

 

[SimonBolivar 10,893]

Mr Dallas!

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,003]

Dey s’posed to be....

[Topper13 3,196]

Does this dude ever throw it away?

[NowThis 931]

that's what Miami needs, a quick delivery of the pass.  The damn traditional pass pocket collapses immediately 

[Machinator 32,097]

This is comedic.

[gmr548 16,458]

Holy shit what a play by 13

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[satyanash 14,272]

I see that Florida has adopted Miami's patented tackling techniques

[victory88 5,654]

Good fucking run and wtf Florida.  Terrible 3rd down defense.

[Ellellelle 308]

Gators not looking too hot.

[gmr548 16,458]

Credit where it's due too, well blocked screen

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[ButtFumble 5,157]

anyone else looking forward to Rummy Vs Hawaii?

[Sgt Hulk 13,634]

I like it 

[NowThis 931]

Just now, F250 said:

Miami QB cannot spend more than 1 second in the pocket without it collapsing.

this. .. can't hold a pocket . Been saying that all game.    Quick hits work .

 

i have no idea wtf the coaches keep calling a pass pocket. It's totally idiotic.

[Pimphand 5,585]

Just now, satyanash said:

I see that Florida has adopted Miami's patented tackling techniques

_iaz loves Gators so he probably lent some of his immense talents to them

[Loco 3,752]

oh they are calling holds now?   nice

[NowThis 931]

Miami # 4 and #13 are fast as fuck 

[Burt Macklin 18,984]

UF has no business being ranked #8. What an absolute joke. Pure SEC bias.

[Ellellelle 308]

Running round like a god damn fool.

[Laxtonto 11,924]

This is just a dumpster fire on be offensive squads

[SimonBolivar 10,893]

What happened to the previous 4 years of tackle recruiting for Miami?

[OU Sucks 8,744]

QB know he's allowed to throw the ball away or no?

[TexasMan 10,779]

 

[NowThis 931]

Just now, Ellellelle said:

Running round like a god damn fool.

bad play call, OL can't block a pocket.  Not QB fault.  Coaches are not making adjustments. 

[Pancho 44,306]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

UF has no business being ranked #8. What an absolute joke. Pure SEC bias.

 

[Topper13 3,196]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

anyone else looking forward to Rummy Vs Hawaii?

Week zero PAC (half PAC) after dark

[Loco 3,752]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

QB know he's allowed to throw the ball away or no?

SSSHHHHHHHH!

[burntorangebongos 10,681]

These teams have a lot of rust and dumb...especially the Gators. They should be the better team by far. ugh

[Laxtonto 11,924]

TD!

 

god FL is bad

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

Gata suck

[hookem48 4,631]

hahahahaahahahahahaha this is funny as fuck

[WBT 20,395]

Lulz.  Buenos Diaz bitches!

[Zharkov 288]

Ping pong td lol

[Nicole44 22,023]

That kind of play would score in this game. Nice!

[Francisco 2.0 32,290]

#9 fucks.

Edited August 25, 2019 by Francisco 2.0

[TXSG8R 3,349]

Lol4