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I didn't just survive a wreck, I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.

Oh, really?

Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender. I am an immortal.

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It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks.

Uh, Phil -- that happens to be one I agree with.

 

 

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Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? I thought it was you.


Phil: Ned Ryerson! I have missed you so much. [Holds Ned in a long embrace] I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?


Ned: Uh, I gotta get going. Uh, it's good to see you, Phil.

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