Man Chugs 100oz Big Gulp in 30 Seconds

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

Holy shit.

 

[RDCanecutter 26,458]

I need to buy stock in an insulin mine.

[txhorns 2,411]

It's no mystery why he is a fatass.

[Sbbruin 21,865]

[Surly Bevo 25,098]

That’s Eric Badlands Booker. The People’s Champ.

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

28 minutes ago, txhorns said:

It's no mystery why he is a fatass.

It’s genetic predisposition!

[Marfa Low Crown 2,547]

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That’s Eric Badlands Booker. The People’s Champ.

I'm thinking...Eric Badlands Booker Mountain Dew Camacho. Future president. 

[Jerry Callo 8,710]

That takes about 5 seconds with a two-story beer bong . . . or so I was told the next day.

[Sbbruin 21,865]

Reminds me of this dude, quarterton, who chugged 72 oz of OG Four Loko.

 

[futureman 22,516]

100 oz of dew...

some quick research tells me that’s 1,375 calories and 362.5 grams of sugar.  in 23 seconds.  he got the ‘beetus.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Hes obviously has the stomach capacity to accomplish this easy..but that fizzy explosion in his head after chugging that much dew at one time had to hurt

[RPM 26,330]

Bet he can't eat 50 eggs. 

[BigHorn'13 3,385]

Or a gallon of milk

[Your Mom 4,829]

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

[Colonel Sanders 1,359]

[Blotto 23,560]

Shoenice probably not impressed....assuming Shoenice isnt dead. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

56 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

cool. thanks for ruining my life.

[Iceman 2,724]

 

[TexasMan 10,947]

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

[SHOOTER12 8,818]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

100 oz of dew...

some quick research tells me that’s 1,375 calories and 362.5 grams of sugar.  in 23 seconds.  he got the ‘beetus.

That doesn't look like 100 oz imo

More like 64

[EZ$ 2,105]

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Reminds me of this dude, quarterton, who chugged 72 oz of OG Four Loko.

 

RIP

[Guest Lobo]

It was impressive.  But it does beg the question---in a country awash in clean water, good coffee, and bountiful alcohol...why do adults drink soft drinks?  

[futureman 22,516]

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It was impressive.  But it does beg the question---in a country awash in clean water, good coffee, and bountiful alcohol...why do adults drink soft drinks?  

poors

[SHOOTER12 8,818]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

poors

...and derps

[SHOOTER12 8,818]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

...and derps

This reminds me though of a situation I see daily.

Staying here at a motel in Huntsville for a job, I have a Circle K nextdoor.  I stop in there 2-3 times a day for coffee.  Without fail, there are 2-3 and sometimes as many as 4 women any of who are pushing three bills getting multiple 64oz "Polar Pops". There's nothing more encouraging to eat healthy than seeing a 300+lb woman struggling to get to the counter with 4 of those bad boys at 6am.

TLDR...some people are disgusting idoits.

[futureman 22,516]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

This reminds me though of a situation I see daily.

Staying here at a motel in Huntsville for a job, I have a Circle K nextdoor.  I stop in there 2-3 times a day for coffee.  Without fail, there are 2-3 and sometimes as many as 4 women any of who are pushing three bills getting multiple 64oz "Polar Pops". There's nothing more encouraging to eat healthy than seeing a 300+lb woman struggling to get to the counter with 4 of those bad boys at 6am.

TLDR...some people are disgusting idoits.

I get coffee before work every morning at a 711 near my house.  have seen the same whale-woman multiple times getting a double gulp of sugar water and 3-4 pastries.  it’s pure heroin-level addiction. 

[RPM 26,330]

16 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

This reminds me though of a situation I see daily.

Staying here at a motel in Huntsville for a job, I have a Circle K nextdoor.  I stop in there 2-3 times a day for coffee.  Without fail, there are 2-3 and sometimes as many as 4 women any of who are pushing three bills getting multiple 64oz "Polar Pops". There's nothing more encouraging to eat healthy than seeing a 300+lb woman struggling to get to the counter with 4 of those bad boys at 6am.

TLDR...some people are disgusting idoits.

[Rougarou 594]

just saw that squidbillies episode last night.

I couldnt watch the chug video. would make me gringe.

[NOOBSDUDE 591]

Bet they can’t drink a cup of water. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That doesn't look like 100 oz imo

More like 64

Exactly what I was going to post. It’s nowhere near to a gallon (128 oz) in size, and the walls are almost an inch thick.

And he could’ve fit another 5-6 oz. 

Edited August 29, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[High Plains Drifter 11,050]

13 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

 

I was walking through my daughter's school last year, and some health class or something had put up posters with say a can of coke, then next to it in a baggie they had the equivalent amount of sugar.

Similar things for other foods. Sometimes it would be fat (crisco or something) in the baggie, sometimes salt. One poster was a big (fake so it wouldn't spoil) steak. Lots of fat apparently in a big steak. 

But the idea was cool, in a horrifying kind of way.

 

 

Edited August 29, 2019 by High Plains Drifter
grammer po po ever where

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

nm

Edited August 29, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[Iceman 2,724]

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Exactly what I was going to post. It’s nowhere near to a gallon (128 oz) in size, and the walls are almost an inch thick.

And he could’ve fit another 5-6 oz. 

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line

[Underdog 28,759]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was walking through my daughter's school last year, and some health class or something had put up posters with say a can of coke, then next to it in a baggie they had the equivalent amount of sugar.

Similar things for other foods. Sometimes it would be fat (crisco or something) in the baggie, sometimes salt. One poster was a big (fake so it wouldn't spoil) steak. Lots of fat apparently in a big steak. 

But the idea was cool, in a horrifying kind of way.

 

 

It's a great idea doing that, not sure how affective it is.  But can't hurt. 

[Trey3216 15,350]

21 hours ago, RPM said:

Bet he can't eat 50 eggs. 

How long?

[Trey3216 15,350]

19 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Mo Salah is really reaching 

[Trey3216 15,350]

7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was walking through my daughter's school last year, and some health class or something had put up posters with say a can of coke, then next to it in a baggie they had the equivalent amount of sugar.

Similar things for other foods. Sometimes it would be fat (crisco or something) in the baggie, sometimes salt. One poster was a big (fake so it wouldn't spoil) steak. Lots of fat apparently in a big steak. 

But the idea was cool, in a horrifying kind of way.

 

 

Steals have good fat.  You tell that school to keep their whore mouths closed about steak 

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

18 hours ago, futureman said:

I get coffee before work every morning at a 711 near my house.  have seen the same whale-woman multiple times getting a double gulp of sugar water and 3-4 pastries.  it’s pure heroin-level addiction. 

Get pics...

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,738]

Shoenice probably not impressed....assuming Shoenice isnt dead. 

What’s a Shoenice?

[burntorangebongos 10,750]

This dude is dead inside of three years. I wonder if his channel has a link to a place where you can place your bets.