College GameDay Sign Ideas Thread

[Guest Lobo]

Nevermind.

Edited September 1, 2019 by Lobo

[runthebone 8376]

Can't spell cesspool without sec

 

[smoky 842]

Bring back Ron Franklin

[TexArcher 39068]

Herbie stole my Valtrex

 

Corso had a stroke and he's the most lucid guy up there

 

Desmond was an affirmative action hire

 

I'd rather hear the Big and Rich song for the next three hours

[blacklab 12064]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Can someone explain the corndog reference?

Long running joke in sec circles that LSU fans smell like corndogs.

[Magus Ossis 2997]

Make a 4-quadrant poster with representative scores, verbiage and/or graphics from the Ole Miss, Tenn, USCe, and Mizzou games.

[Guest Lobo]

noCR..."College Gameday:  Appeasing the lowest common denominator of our electorate since 1987." 

"College Gameday:  because we have to pretend one state university is as good as the next."  

"Corndogs:  Because Rick Perry has to practice somehow."  

[TexArcher 39068]

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Make a 4-quadrant poster with representative scores, verbiage and/or graphics from the Ole Miss, Tenn, USCe, and Mizzou games.

Love this.  Just screen shots of the final scores.

[TrashMaster G 18082]

9 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Long running joke in sec circles that LSU fans smell like corndogs.

Ah.  Genius.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13433]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Can someone explain the corndog reference?

Didn’t know about it until this scene:

Edited September 1, 2019 by Casual Encounter
Corso looks really excited to see where she’s about to put it.

[TrashMaster G 18082]

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Didn’t know about it until this scene:

I'd love to see what all she could do with a corndog.

[TexArcher 39068]

Flags.  Fuck you.

Edit: wrong thread.  But fuck ou anyway.

Edited September 2, 2019 by TexArcher

[TKthunder2 5059]

Going to the store tomorrow, this is what I’m thinking right now...

 

Hey Herbstreit,

Is USF (logo) a

cesspool now?

#OKcoolHookEm

[markstanco 12786]

As mentioned on twitter, somebody BETTER have Kyle's head on a stick. I'll be on a plane to San Diego, somebody screencap that shit.

[Guest Lobo]

How about a little something for Zach Smith, to let him know he's in our thoughts and prayers?

[runthebone 8376]

I hope you choke to death while sucking a cock for crack, Zach Smith.

 

#thoughtsandprayers

 

[Horn Dogg 4295]

Put Thujones Peniswise artwork on a big ass sign.

[Guest Lobo]

Can we incorporate Zach Smith into the thujone design somehow?   I know dignifying him with signage on TV is beneath us.  But it’s beneath the drunken revelers out there with controversial signs aplenty at the asscrack of dawn.  

[Longboard Horn 41351]

[Sock Drawer 214]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Problem is, those methheads are too dumb to figure this out. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1603]

“Big XII officials suck donkey dick”

[LTtxfan 49996]

Some sign about B12 being 10-0 for Week #1

Tennessee/USCe/Mizzu/OleMiss all 0-1

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Kyler needs a booster seat to see the game 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

I can't tell the difference between the homeless and LSU fans. 

[Enchubben 5600]

Maybe a giant Daniel figurelli head poster on a stick with his name on the back.

[LTtxfan 49996]

Please @Thujone   

 

 

And for Lsu...

 

[The University 852]

13 hours ago, TexArcher said:

But fuck ou anyway.

☝️

[Surly Bevo 25734]

Terry Bradshaw spells better than Coach O

 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

Herbie’s head on Coach Kline’s body with his trousers dropped revealing a corn dog tattoo. 

“What Mama don’t know won’t hurt her.”

Or perhaps Joe Burrow with Joe Dirt’s mullet looking at Ed O as the Cajun Man:

“Ya like to see homos naked?”

Edited September 2, 2019 by Bobby_Batronic

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Bob cole eats turds

[Texasrocks 2253]

Nutria! It's what's for dinner!

[Surly Bevo 25734]

We are playing a too 10 matchup against a team coached by a cheating ass, binder toting mushmouth  and who's fans smell of corn dogs, whilst the fuckstick who said our climate was a cesspool sits on his high horse and adjudicates the proceedings.

Anybody who produces and takes a sign giving those fucking retards in College Station one moment of time or attention should be personally tazed in the face by CDC upon showing up.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1603]

8 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Maybe a giant Daniel figurelli head poster on a stick with his name on the back.

This for sure needs to happen.  

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Nutria! It's what's for dinner!

Nice hat! 

[Butch Had Not 3060]

Gabbie Carter hates corndogs

[Neonmoon 38130]

Dear LSU fans, if you run out of toilet paper, use your degree 

[Guest Lobo]

I was clearly told by many SEC fans that a degree from the flagship public school in one state is just as good as the degree from the flagship public school in the next state.  Alabama, Auburn, Mississippi, Mississippi State, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and LSU.  In their eyes, and sports rivalries aside, they're all just as good as each other and worth the same as any other major public flagship in other states.  (full disclosure-aside from the private school, Florida, Missouri, Georgia, and Texas A&M---which I consider to at least be passable colleges and every single fucking agency would agree they are decent but not good).  But SEC fans actually believe, because of the backwards ass bubble they live in that University of "My State" is as good as University of Michigan, University of North Carolina, University of California, University of Colorado, or the University of Texas.  They don't know their place.  Most of their schools are garbage.  A bill of goods sold to people who don't know any better.  Much like certain denominations or political figures.  They cheer for one another outside of the 1:1 games because they haven't been taught to think for themselves.  They don't know that the joke is on them, as an aggregate.  We've contained them where we can see 'em.  

[Surly Bevo 25734]

So you’re going to write really small? Might be hard to see.

[Guest Lobo]

You see, it'll be a series of plates.  

I think we should do something for either Zach Smith, Mayor Steve Adler, or Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick.  I dunno yet.

But the SEC one shouldn't even be colorful or terribly busy...just black marker on white posterboard, "Your conference is frequently good at football, but most of you need to come to terms with life.  You are attending expensive community colleges.  Work out a payment plan accordingly."  

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

Herbie passes out Corso's used merkins to the homeless. 

[Stunns38 3805]

“Ed Oregeron speaks in cursive!”

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Troy Landry can't understand a word Ed O says.

[Hook1997 5509]

Somethings wrong with coach O’s 

Medulla oblongata

[SEC 1174]

TIGERS BLEUX

[Bruh Man 3160]

On 9/1/2019 at 6:19 PM, smoky said:

Bring back Ron Franklin

i'll venmo someone to do this. 

[Trey3216 15452]

“Born on the Bayou” is Ed O’s biography ~ John Fogerty 

[Guest Lobo]

8 hours ago, BigXII said:

TIGERS BLEUX

I think I just bleaux myself, Michael.  

[ZB'Tejas 597]

Can't tell if LSU Tailgate or Homeless Encampment

[Guest Lobo]

Well, they both have a nice roux going.  Just different ingredients.

[Longhorn 145]

Gatorade is for closers.