Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University vs. Texas State (7:30 SEC Network)

[NeverMarryAStripper 21906]

38 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Neighbor’s daughter goes to Texas State and it seems like the whole sorority visits on weekends. Lots of talent there.

Also fuck aggy 

My computer must be broken because the pics aren't showing up

[texifornia 56945]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

 

I'm taking E home and going to bed happy

[Newy25 7668]

Texas State is a terrible football team. They went, what 3-9 last year with an outrageously easy schedule? 

A&M will win by 40-50 points. 

[South Austin 52494]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm taking E home and going to bed happy

I’d bang her before going to bed.

[The Golden Hat 299]

Thursday night matchup against.... Texas State

aggy are fucking scrubs

[Machinator 32099]

A familiar name at kicker.

[InkaUtexas 25924]

Going to a bar in San Marcos to watch it with my son (Tx State Junior) and I am predicting the upset of the year happens tonight. Aggy fans burn down Kyle field and bury dogs all over their golf course, I mean sewer system leach field. 

Hey, at least there will be very good eye candy. 

[DFW Horn 6123]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Texas State is a terrible football team. They went, what 3-9 last year with an outrageously easy schedule? 

A&M will win by 40-50 points. 

You're ignoring the Jake Spavital effect

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 hour ago, The Golden Hat said:

Thursday night matchup against.... Texas State

aggy are fucking scrubs

I feel old. I can remember back when aggy only played prime time games on Saturday before national television audiences and sold out crowds. You know, “big boy football.” 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21906]

You mean the every other year home quality loss to Bama?

[Armybrat 40841]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Texas State has pretty women, gomers have livestock. The choice is yours.

I chose Mrs. Brat (Southwest Texas State, Class of 1967).

[Eggo 3977]

Eat 'em out, Bobcats!

[Eggo 3977]

40 minutes ago, Machinator said:

A familiar name at kicker.

Well this was a depressing read...

[UTEX_ME 4762]

5'9" 158 lb starting CB? Yikes. 

[DFW Horn 6123]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Undergrad at Texas State and Masters at Texas.  Let’s go!  (I can’t bring myself to say Eat em up Cats).

Good 'cause y'all just ripped off SHSU who got it from UH back in the day

[JFKFC 4878]

16 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

5'9" 158 lb starting CB? Yikes. 

La Tech has a 5'9" CB who is going to press our passing game back to the stone age, or so he says. 

 

However, in order not to sidetrack this thread:

SW Texas State 38

aggie 24

[texifornia 56945]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

A familiar name at kicker.

[Horn80 6119]

Aggy will win and scream that it is proof this is their year.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'm taking E home and going to bed happy

What kinda E you be taking, bruh?

[Fud 9552]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Don't care about the score, I'm just watching for the talent on TXST sidelines. Them titties bouncing around. 

I'm not watching at all 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12192]

Just now, Fud said:

I'm not watching at all 

Boooooooooooo. You don't want to see skirts showing camel toe and titties bouncing? Fuck aggy, but I'd definitely fuck TXST cheer squad. 

[Fud 9552]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Boooooooooooo. You don't want to see skirts showing camel toe and titties bouncing? Fuck aggy, but I'd definitely fuck TXST cheer squad. 

I'll be watching UCLA/Cincy, Clemson/Ga Tech, and Katy/North Shore, and if I feel the urge, I can look at porn on my phone. If Texas State is somehow giving A&M trouble, then I might flip over. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12192]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

I'll be watching UCLA/Cincy, Clemson/Ga Tech, and Katy/North Shore, and if I feel the urge, I can look at porn on my phone. If Texas State is somehow giving A&M trouble, then I might flip over. 

Oh shit. What channel is Clemson/GT on?

 

Edit: It's on the ACC network. I don't think I get that 

Edited August 29, 2019 by Spider2YBanana

[texifornia 56945]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh shit. What channel is Clemson/GT on?

 

Edit: It's on the ACC network. I don't think I get that 

Almost no one does. Unless you have YouTubeTV.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12192]

Just now, texifornia said:

Almost no one does. Unless you have YouTubeTV.

I don't. Oh well, I'll be flipping through channels anyway. I can't sit through another shit show like UF/Miami. 

[4th and 5 4914]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Going to a bar in San Marcos to watch it with my son (Tx State Junior) and I am predicting the upset of the year happens tonight. Aggy fans burn down Kyle field and bury dogs all over their golf course, I mean sewer system leach field. 

Hey, at least there will be very good eye candy. 

I think this is a good plan. Just can't decide if the Square or Zelicks.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Neighbor’s daughter goes to Texas State and it seems like the whole sorority visits on weekends. Lots of talent there.

Also fuck aggy 

PM your address. Got packages of sausage to bring your neighbor. 

[Hook1997 5354]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I chose Mrs. Brat (Southwest Texas State, Class of 1967).

Dang you ole cradle robber huh?  What’s she 20 or 30 years younger then you?  

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

While I typically root for University of Texas subsidiaries (UTSA, UTEP) against outsiders, in this case I will be rooting for my daughter's new school to beat our Agricultural and Mechanical branch.

Well done sir

[HtownHorn 14679]

6 hours ago, Nivek said:

Spent 2 semesters there. Go Bobcats!

How many STD's did you end up getting treated?

[Dennis Taylor 18819]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Dang you ole cradle robber huh?  What’s she 20 or 30 years younger *then you?  

*than

[elfenix 34238]

5 hours ago, WBT said:

what kind of bastardized rating method is this?

jt method, since he's a bobcat

[ztejas 43425]

7 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I think this is a good plan. Just can't decide if the Square or Zelicks.

If you only have $12 to get drunk on then the Square should be your move. 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Cheering for TSU tonight. Go Armadillos!

This^^^. Bateman, Bakula, Sinbad, and Bob Loggia (posthumously) will be tuning in.

[mr. sunshine 2826]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My computer must be broken because the pics aren't showing up

It will take a telephoto lens. They can detect dirty old man neighbor from a distance 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

TSU hanging on to a 6 pt lead with 30 seconds left. They convert a 3rd down but the RB fumbles. O'Neal scoops it up and heads for the winning TD. The TSU 426 lb. guard catches him from behind as time expires. Jimbo challenges a yell leader to a slap fight. Coach Craig throws a right hook at the TSU mascot and whiffs, then receives a kick to the sack.

That's how I see it

TSU 41 aggy 35

 

[Dennis Taylor 18819]

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

T1, A, X, hidden blonde, T2, E, S, T3

[Domedriver 655]

Didn’t they already loss this game on the interWebs?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I feel old. I can remember back when aggy only played prime time games on Saturday before national television audiences and sold out crowds. You know, “big boy football.” 

Me too...  well, except for the 90s when they weren’t always allowed on Tv because of NCAA sanctions for Lack of Institutional Control. 

[InkaUtexas 25924]

49 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I think this is a good plan. Just can't decide if the Square or Zelicks.

Zelicks in a neutral green t shirt. Will have an aggy on one side and the Texas State son on the other. Should be fun! 

 

Come on down, I will get the first round. 

[RollLeft 5045]

Let's go Bobcats!  

[smwhorn 482]

7 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

T1, A, X, hidden blonde, T2, E, S, T3

Edited August 29, 2019 by smwhorn

[Deej 76772]

Jimbo sends his team home at halftime for lack of effort. Texas State wins by forfeit. Jimbo says. "Fuck you, pay me!"

[Zavala 1384]

Lol Corso just called them Texas tech?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Jimbo sends his team home at halftime for lack of effort. Texas State wins by forfeit. Jimbo says. "Fuck you, pay me!"

Turdition!!

[General Specific 3260]

X, X, X

[Zavala 1384]

2 hours ago, Fud said:

I'll be watching UCLA/Cincy, Clemson/Ga Tech, and Katy/North Shore, and if I feel the urge, I can look at porn on my phone. If Texas State is somehow giving A&M trouble, then I might flip over. 

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

tickets can be had for less than my local high school game tonight. 
 
https://www.stubhub.com/texas-a-m-aggies-football-tickets-texas-a-m-aggies-football-college-station-kyle-field-8-29-2019/event/103839890/?sort=price+asc

Sounds like they should add a few more seats again.

Haha.  The beer will cost more than the ticket to get in!

[Neonmoon 38129]

This game will be over early. 

[Dennis Taylor 18819]

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Haha.  The beer will cost more than the ticket to get in!

Oh yeah they decided to offer the "numbing effects" of alcohol now