Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?

[Surly Bevo 25748]

If Garrett took the offense over Moore should leak it through a back channel.

1. Win or lose it makes Garrett look like who I have always thought he was......a coach more interested in protecting himself from his own long overdue shitcanning
2. It was an abysmal pussy juice all over the bedspread effort...see point 1.

Also if I’m Moore I don’t hold the rope for that guy and risk how I’m looked at.

Now all of that is a big assumption this all happened but if it did it’s time to blow that motherfucker up.

[Junior Miller 1502]

26 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Normally people quote “school” as college. That’s why I put it in quotes. But I guess we’ve learned how you feel about college football from the Ticket thread. 

I know exactly when he graduated HS because I graduated one year before him from the same HS, and grew up playing sports with him 

I used the 90s and school referring to  high school because there are not many QBs left in the NFL who graduated high school in the 90s. In fact I believe there's only two. 

Every other quarterback played college ball some time in the new millenia so using graduating from college in the 2000s would have been ridiculously fucking stupid and wouldn't have conveyed my intended point of saying he's really fucking old so the saints spent a ton on a backup. 

Edited September 30, 2019 by Junior Miller

[Mappable 37]

I was disappointed last week when i read that Sean Payton had signed an extension with the Saints.  

Was hoping Garrett would get sacked and Payton lined up as a replacement.

 

[babysdaddy 2731]

Sturm had a piece in the Athletic today and part of the reason we got our ass kicked was TF.  He is not his pro bowl self yet.  Him and CW got their shit pushed in constantly which affected everything else we tried to do.  

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Conner was terrible.  Granted he is playing out of position, but he got his shit pushed in all night.  

We need to get him some steroids.  And a year pass to the Golden Corral buffet line.  Let the fat kid back out, Conner. 

Edited October 1, 2019 by BigVegasHorn26

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Is there no one we can replace Connor with? He gets owned a little too often right now.

[Junior Miller 1502]

Not really. I still say play calling was the biggest culprit. NO has one of the biggest and baddest mofo DL in the game. Maybe the best against the run. And these fucks (Garrett) thought they'd go in and push them around in their own house and win one on one physical battled on the inside in the run game. 

Just sheer stupidity. If Garrett is going to take over and do this shit and not let Moore scheme and run his stuff then it's over for this team once the playoffs start. Garrett will do something stupid like this believing his guys should be able to boss everyone man on man and they'll get shut down again. 

[Trey3216 15452]

105.3 yesterday was saying "Who ordered the Code Linehan?!?!"   lulz.  Sure looked like it. 

[DougO 5265]

I think the bottom line is teams tend to perform better against shittyass teams than good ones.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

[Kevin O’Shea 279]

Anyone ever come across this guy? He is a TV magnet. Surprised he doesn’t float around in a jet pack before games.


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[SurlyBDR 23153]

I havent seen it yet in this thread (forgive me if it has been addressed), but are we all just ignoring the noise factor inside of the Superdome? It seems like they made a gameplan of run first because theoretically they wouldnt be able to audible. Not like you can work on visual cues and silent counts all week, though 🙄

[Underdog 29189]

11 hours ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

Anyone ever come across this guy? He is a TV magnet. Surprised he doesn’t float around in a jet pack before games.


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If I had seats behind this fuck, I’d break his fucking neck.  But sweet pullover, though. 

[Vic Mackey 47959]

What the hell is up with DLaw? We are paying him Khalil Mack type money and getting nowhere near his production. Quinn has came in on a vastly inferior salary and has shown more impact. Hell we are paying $100million right now for Taco's production and effectiveness. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

If I had seats behind this fuck, I’d break his fucking neck.  But sweet pullover, though. 

The bastard is a walking weapon. Maybe they'll let you take in your African Rain Stick.

[Hate 20249]

52 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What the hell is up with DLaw? We are paying him Khalil Mack type money and getting nowhere near his production. Quinn has came in on a vastly inferior salary and has shown more impact. Hell we are paying $100million right now for Taco's production and effectiveness. 

You're not wrong and something I thought about during the Saints game.  Maybe he has been getting double teamed more often and that stops now that Quinn is back?  I don't know.

[Drew 2928]

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What the hell is up with DLaw? We are paying him Khalil Mack type money and getting nowhere near his production. Quinn has came in on a vastly inferior salary and has shown more impact. Hell we are paying $100million right now for Taco's production and effectiveness. 

 

3 hours ago, Hate said:

You're not wrong and something I thought about during the Saints game.  Maybe he has been getting double teamed more often and that stops now that Quinn is back?  I don't know.

2.5 sacks, Forced Fumble and fumble recovery, and is always in the backfield.  Just doesn't always get to the QB(how many times have they been so close to a sock only to let Rosen get away)

 

Dude has been the focal point. Quinn will help as he has so far.

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

 

2.5 sacks, Forced Fumble and fumble recovery, and is always in the backfield.  Just doesn't always get to the QB(how many times have they been so close to a sock only to let Rosen get away)

 

Dude has been the focal point. Quinn will help as he has so far.

Not sure this helps your point

[Drew 2928]

It means he's getting pressure(as is the rest of the DL), but sometimes the QB gets away.  Pressure and hits are a better indicator than strait sacks anyways.

Bit seriously...what do guys expect? 20 sacks every year?

[Junior Miller 1502]

Lawrence has been the most double teamed DE in the league through 4 games. Might change a bit now after what the Mighty Quinn just put on film. 

[Vic Mackey 47959]

I had no idea until listening to the local morning show on ESPN Radio that Green Bay has beat us 7 of the last 8 times. But after thinking about it, sounds right. I know we beat them in Dak's rookie year without Dez. But they beat us in both playoff games, they came back and beat us in 2017. Their backup schooled us in 2013. Beat us down on SNF that got Wade fired. And I can't place the other few games. 

[DougO 5265]

49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I had no idea until listening to the local morning show on ESPN Radio that Green Bay has beat us 7 of the last 8 times. But after thinking about it, sounds right. I know we beat them in Dak's rookie year without Dez. But they beat us in both playoff games, they came back and beat us in 2017. Their backup schooled us in 2013. Beat us down on SNF that got Wade fired. And I can't place the other few games. 

I can't even remember his name. Made him millions in free agency the following season, never to be seen again as relevant.

Edited October 4, 2019 by DougO

[DallasHorn26 589]

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

I can't even remember his name. Made him millions in free agency the following season, never to be seen again as relevant.

Was it Matt Flynn? I think he had a few monster games that got him paid. 

[Vic Mackey 47959]

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

I can't even remember his name. Made him millions in free agency the following season, never to be seen again as relevant.

Matt Flynn. He started one game for GB in 2011. The year GB went 15-1 and he threw for a shit ton of yards and looked good. He then went to Seattle that offseason and looked to be their starter until Russell Wilson beat him out in training camp/preseason. He then bounced around a few times and came back to Green Bay in 2013. I think we had a good lead in that game, too. But as our defense has did so often, they made no names look great. 

I do remember in 2007 and 2008 we beat GB. Actually in 2007, we first saw Rodgers after Favre got hurt and he damn near beat us. So the other losses I can't think of happened after 2008. 

[Vic Mackey 47959]

[Iceman 2978]

belly button fetish runs deep in O-H-I-O.

[futureman 22700]

3-2

[Vic Mackey 47959]

Marinelli does not value safety or DT. And year after year, we are putrid up the middle and soft. Instead of getting 2 big plugs up the middle who can force things, we want undersized guys because the 'genius' of Marinelli can do wonders. Barf. Our first line of defense is basically our LBs. They got blown off the ball by backup C and a rookie guard. Constantly. We did zero to address last playoff fiasco against the Rams. Got gutted and ran all over. 

We still have no idea how to force turnovers either. Our one pick this year came off a dropped pass by Ted Ginn. But what do you expect when you play soft coverage and only react to the offense instead forcing the issue.

The offense has issues across the board but good lord, are we ever going to move on from Marinelli and this shit ass scheme? Spare me that Richard calls the plays. He did not install this scheme and gameplans. He did not pass for TJ Watt for Taco. Quality safeties for some spare DT.  He isn't the one who devalues the middle of the defense. He's only calling the plays from what Marinelli wants to do. Fire that old geezer and let Richard do what he wants and see if anything changes. No idea why we got rid of Linehan but Rod stayed around. Both are junk.

But under Garrett, the ceiling for this thing will always be a wild card win at home but a divisional round beatdown. 

[futureman 22700]

has trysten hill even dressed for a game yet?

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[C-Man 27779]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

has trysten hill even dressed for a game yet?

Yeah, I know he played last week. I don't know about today.

[Quagmire 2148]

Dammit I let this team sucker me in again. Dumbass

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Sure glad we rushed to sign Zeke. I mean there’s no way we are 3-2 without him.

[Dennis Taylor 19355]

[Vic Mackey 47959]

Listening to Mickey Spagnolia makes me want to vomit. Ben/Skin said odds were released that has Garrett as the second most likely coach to now be fired. Mickey thinks he's not on the hot seat at all and even losses to NYJ and Philly won't even put him on the hot seat and that they were in both of these games and need to stop shooting themselves in the foot. At least he's consistent I guess over his tenure covering the team. Maybe, just maybe this team falls flat, makes mistakes, plays stupid and never seems to be prepared is because of their head coach....

[Post Oak 20567]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Listening to Mickey Spagnolia makes me want to vomit. Ben/Skin said odds were released that has Garrett as the second most likely coach to now be fired. Mickey thinks he's not on the hot seat at all and even losses to NYJ and Philly won't even put him on the hot seat and that they were in both of these games and need to stop shooting themselves in the foot. At least he's consistent I guess over his tenure covering the team. Maybe, just maybe this team falls flat, makes mistakes, plays stupid and never seems to be prepared is because of their head coach....

Can't listen to Mickey anymore. Haven't for a while. I'm not sure of the value he adds

[C-Man 27779]

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Listening to Mickey Spagnolia makes me want to vomit. Ben/Skin said odds were released that has Garrett as the second most likely coach to now be fired. Mickey thinks he's not on the hot seat at all and even losses to NYJ and Philly won't even put him on the hot seat and that they were in both of these games and need to stop shooting themselves in the foot. At least he's consistent I guess over his tenure covering the team. Maybe, just maybe this team falls flat, makes mistakes, plays stupid and never seems to be prepared is because of their head coach....

That's what you got for listening to The FAN. BTW, there's next-to-zero chance Jerrah pulls the trigger on Jason during the season.

[GTX Horn 1725]

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Listening to Mickey Spagnolia makes me want to vomit. Ben/Skin said odds were released that has Garrett as the second most likely coach to now be fired. Mickey thinks he's not on the hot seat at all and even losses to NYJ and Philly won't even put him on the hot seat and that they were in both of these games and need to stop shooting themselves in the foot. At least he's consistent I guess over his tenure covering the team. Maybe, just maybe this team falls flat, makes mistakes, plays stupid and never seems to be prepared is because of their head coach....

IMO if we don't win a playoff game, Garrett is gone and Jerry will hire Lincoln Riley to try to recreate the McVay effect. I don't see any way Garrett comes back if we don't win a playoff game.....but this is Jerry Jones we're talking about and Garrett is still here after only managing to win 2 playoff games so who knows

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

Riley isn't leaving OU for Jerry. 

[dcar00 14971]

Garrett is a clown.  a well fed, well educated prep school clown.  Jerry doesn't care because Garrett doesn't argue with him.  It's nice and comfortable for him.  in the HOF, got some super bowl wins a generation ago, huge bank account, top shelf booze flows regularly, lovely ladies all over the place.  dude is livin the dream.

He doesn't care if the Cowboys win another super bowl.  If he did he would have fired Garrett 4 years ago.

[Tired Horn 836]

48 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Garrett is a clown.  a well fed, well educated prep school clown.  Jerry doesn't care because Garrett doesn't argue with him.  It's nice and comfortable for him.  in the HOF, got some super bowl wins a generation ago, huge bank account, top shelf booze flows regularly, lovely ladies all over the place.  dude is livin the dream.

He doesn't care if the Cowboys win another super bowl.  If he did he would have fired Garrett 4 years ago.

Aren't clowns at least supposed to be funny?

[dcar00 14971]

3 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Aren't clowns at least supposed to be funny?

good point..he's more of the sad clown or butt of joke clown variety

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Riley isn't leaving OU for Jerry. 

Riley doesn’t want to coach the Dallas fucking Cowboys? Bet he does. 

[Pato del Muerto 53502]

Can’t think of a bigger sign of no respect for Garrett than the side judge throwing a flag on him for doing what almost every coach in the game has done every game for decades. 

Edited October 7, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Vic Mackey 47959]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

That's what you got for listening to The FAN. BTW, there's next-to-zero chance Jerrah pulls the trigger on Jason during the season.

I don't think so either but he is basically on the hot seat all year. He's a lame duck coach and it's a prove it year. If Jerry had faith in him, he'd have extended him last offseason.

[Pato del Muerto 53502]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I don't think so either but he is basically on the hot seat all year. He's a lame duck coach and it's a prove it year. If Jerry had faith in him, he'd have extended him last offseason.

If Jerry didn’t have faith in him during the off-season, he should have replaced him during the off-season. 

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Riley doesn’t want to coach the Dallas fucking Cowboys? Bet he does. 

You bet he's the next coach of the Cowboys?  We are both just talking out of our ass, but why?  Do you think Jerry can have his pick of coaches because it's the Dallas fucking Cowboys?  It's not as simple as NFL > College anymore.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t think of a bigger sign of no respect for Garrett than the side judge throwing a flag on him for doing what almost every coach in the game has done every game for decades. 

Its the red hair.  Nobody respects it.

[Drew 2928]

I didn't even think about it...the fact he had to throw that damn challenge flag caused him NOT to be able to throw it on the obvious PI on the King INT.  Also because he had to throw the flag on the BS Brown PI late in the game too.  That was 2 times Garrett had to throw the flag that he shouldn't have needed too...all thanks to that one fucking guy who seemingly went out of his way to have issues with us.

[Junior Miller 1502]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Listening to Mickey Spagnolia 

There's your first problem. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ben/Skin said 

And there's your second problem. 

Mickey is nothing more than a Jerry jones paid cheerleader. The flagship station isn't the place for unbiased opinion.