Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?

[Vic Mackey 47850]

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Church’s?  Really, Jerry?

He wanted some good greasy chicken. None of that dry ass shit from KFC.

[Iceman 2956]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Church’s?  Really, Jerry?

Where else do ya go shopping for a soul for Garrett?

[Mileslong 4793]

I think he can slide inside?

I know you wish he would...

[Junior Miller 1502]

All the Churches in DFW I've tried have sucked. There's one in the hood in Mobile, Al that made some of the best chicken I've had. Tasted nothing like fast food. 

[Vic Mackey 47850]

Byron's comment on LVE's Instagram post

[Junior Miller 1502]

Eagles may have been rejuvenated and galvanized by the Scandrick thing. Cowboys better take care of business because the Eagles' last 5 games are 2x Giants, Washington, Miami, and Cowboys. If they're within a game or two going into that stretch where they can realistically pull off 5-0 they can steal the division. 

[DougO 5261]

On 10/26/2019 at 9:36 AM, Trey3216 said:

Church’s spicy is pretty solid. 

Had some yesterday. Their management is typically terribad, but the spicy chicken and fried okra is groovy.

A lot like the Cowboys. Quality ingredients but shitty management.

Edited October 27, 2019 by DougO

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Eagles may have been rejuvenated and galvanized by the Scandrick thing. Cowboys better take care of business because the Eagles' last 5 games are 2x Giants, Washington, Miami, and Cowboys. If they're within a game or two going into that stretch where they can realistically pull off 5-0 they can steal the division. 

Yup. They also get Seattle at home. The bills are kinda frauds though but it doesn’t matter. That jets loss is looking worse and worse by the day. We should not be tied with this team in the win column  

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Yup. They also get Seattle at home. The bills are kinda frauds though but it doesn’t matter. That jets loss is looking worse and worse by the day. We should not be tied with this team in the win column  

Pats at home too.  Also the Bears next week who look like frauds.  We didn't take care of business with the Jets and the Saints without Brees.  They could easily go 11-5.  They could also easily go 8-8 but I don't think they go any worse than 8 losses unless major injury.

 

[DougO 5261]

The fecals will blow some games now that they think they have everything fixed. I'm only worried about the Cowboys, who do the same kind of shit.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

57 minutes ago, DougO said:

The fecals will blow some games now that they think they have everything fixed. I'm only worried about the Cowboys, who do the same kind of shit.

Oh, without question. Even though it makes no fucking sense, I’ve already chalked up at Chicago or at Detroit as a loss. 

[Gene Parmesan 4062]

I agree in general.  Calling the division on last weeks game was way premature.  I don't think the Eagles are all of a sudden galvanized, but both teams are still capable of WTF losses.  A one game lead this early is nothing.

[futureman 22667]

23 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Oh, without question. Even though it makes no fucking sense, I’ve already chalked up at Chicago or at Detroit as a loss. 

stafford is quietly having a great year.  the lions have been straight hosed on a couple games and they are better than their record. 

[DougO 5261]

On 10/25/2019 at 2:18 PM, Drew said:

I didn’t realize that the Pats basically went from a 4 -3to a 3-4 over of the offseason. No wonder Bennet wasn’t getting as much playing time and didn’t fit well. Probably lead to his griping.

I don’t know how anyone sees this as a win for the Pats(other than the idiot “pats can’t do nothing wrong” folks). They traded a 5th rounder for him 6 months ago, and now traded him for a 7th, maybe a 6th if it works out. That’s a loss.

Belichick has always been able to scheme 3-4 to 4-3, even during the season, depending on matchup. He has that team completely trained to do whatever he wants to game plan for. It's why he keeps going to Superbowls.

[futureman 22667]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

It's why he keeps going to Superbowls.

brady 

[DougO 5261]

Belichick got 11 wins out of Matt Cassell.

[Vic Mackey 47850]

On 10/27/2019 at 6:52 PM, Patrick Bateman said:

Pats at home too.  Also the Bears next week who look like frauds.  We didn't take care of business with the Jets and the Saints without Brees.  They could easily go 11-5.  They could also easily go 8-8 but I don't think they go any worse than 8 losses unless major injury.

 

No one beat the Saints without Brees, though. That loss was not that bad. The Jets loss might be the worst loss this decade by Dallas. Jets are historically bad. And not only did we lose, we got dominated and made Darnold look like Tom Brady. And he clowned our defensive scheme on record. Then next week he's "Seeing ghosts". You can excuse the Saints and Packers losses (although the effort in the Packers game was pathetic). That Jets game will probably come back to bite us. Had we won that, we still have wiggle room over the Eagles right now.

The Bills were always frauds, though. Josh Allen is not that good and they don't have an offense to sustain and consistent success. 

Bears and Trubisky have no offense either and their defense is not even as good as it was last year. Eagles should win that, too.

But...Wentz and that offense is not consistent. Like us, they will drop games they should not. They lost to the shit ass Falcons this year. For their only win of the year. I expect them to drop another game like that this season.

We need to steal a game we should not win. Like the Pats. To make up for the brutal Jets loss. Rams are also not as potent as we thought before the season started, either.

And we need to nut up and go beat Philly on the road later this year. That will help a shit ton. That would essentially give us 2 extra games since we would then hold the tiebreaker.

[futureman 22667]

5 minutes ago, DougO said:

Belichick got 11 wins out of Matt Cassell.

brady

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No one beat the Saints without Brees, though. That loss was not that bad. The Jets loss might be the worst loss this decade by Dallas. Jets are historically bad. And not only did we lose, we got dominated and made Darnold look like Tom Brady. And he clowned our defensive scheme on record. Then next week he's "Seeing ghosts". You can excuse the Saints and Packers losses (although the effort in the Packers game was pathetic). That Jets game will probably come back to bite us. Had we won that, we still have wiggle room over the Eagles right now.

The Bills were always frauds, though. Josh Allen is not that good and they don't have an offense to sustain and consistent success. 

Bears and Trubisky have no offense either and their defense is not even as good as it was last year. Eagles should win that, too.

But...Wentz and that offense is not consistent. Like us, they will drop games they should not. They lost to the shit ass Falcons this year. For their only win of the year. I expect them to drop another game like that this season.

We need to steal a game we should not win. Like the Pats. To make up for the brutal Jets loss. Rams are also not as potent as we thought before the season started, either.

And we need to nut up and go beat Philly on the road later this year. That will help a shit ton. That would essentially give us 2 extra games since we would then hold the tiebreaker.

Go back and rewatch that game. I get what you’re saying, and it’s easy to say that in hindsight, but that was a pretty horrific loss. After 3 games of motion and misdirection, it was almost like Garrett went to Kellen Moore and said “alright, all that shit is cute but we aren’t going to be able to do that on the road in the superdome. Don’t even try it.” Then there was the bad drops, the missed Dak to Cobb wide open td connection in the red zone, missed field goal(s?). I don’t care how you slice it. I know the saints have a good d, but when your defense gives up 12 points, you absolutely have to win that game. Even against the patriots. That’s a bad loss. Especially when you consider the fact that we were never going to beat GB. I’m not sure if we looked ahead to GB, or if we thought we could sleepwalk into that game and beat teddy two gloves (because he looked like shit the week before against the rams when he had to come in). Either way, bad loss. A lot worse than GB in my opinion.

[markstanco 12773]

Belichick got 11 wins out of Matt Cassell.

Matt Cassell works for kenny powers though.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

stafford is quietly having a great year.  the lions have been straight hosed on a couple games and they are better than their record. 

Stafford has always been really good. His lack of success in the playoffs and against winning teams is a byproduct of being drafted by arguably the worst organization in nfl history. That’s what sucks for a lot of qbs that have/had potential. Shit, if he gets drafted by Andy Reid he might be a hall of famer 

[Vic Mackey 47850]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Go back and rewatch that game. I get what you’re saying, and it’s easy to say that in hindsight, but that was a pretty horrific loss. After 3 games of motion and misdirection, it was almost like Garrett went to Kellen Moore and said “alright, all that shit is cute but we aren’t going to be able to do that on the road in the superdome. Don’t even try it.” Then there was the bad drops, the missed Dak to Cobb wide open td connection in the red zone, missed field goal(s?). I don’t care how you slice it. I know the saints have a good d, but when your defense gives up 12 points, you absolutely have to win that game. Even against the patriots. That’s a bad loss. Especially when you consider the fact that we were never going to beat GB. I’m not sure if we looked ahead to GB, or if we thought we could sleepwalk into that game and beat teddy two gloves (because he looked like shit the week before against the rams when he had to come in). Either way, bad loss. A lot worse than GB in my opinion.

I get the playcalling and gameplan was terrible but I was really replying to the statement of "we lost to the Saints backup QB" remark. That game was on our offense. Had really nothing to do with Teddy B. We held them to 12pts. That should be good enough to get a win. But in the big picture, losing to the one loss Saints team was not a terrible thing. But yes, the offensive approach was god awful. 

[futureman 22667]

25 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

if he gets drafted by Andy Reid he might be a hall of famer

he’s got a lot of career left.  his stats will be all-time when he’s done.  doubt he wins a ring in detroit, though. 

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

The week before the Dallas/NO game, teddy and the saints were busy winning in Seattle, not looking bad against the rams. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The week before the Dallas/NO game, teddy and the saints were busy winning in Seattle, not looking bad against the rams. 

Ahh, that’s right. I forgot about that Seattle game sandwiched between the rams and the cowboys game.

[Catdaddyhorn 3462]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Belichick got 11 wins out of Matt Cassell.

He plays 6 games a year against the AFC East which has taken the last 20 years off from football. 

Edited October 29, 2019 by Catdaddyhorn

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

25 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

He plays 6 games a year against the AFC East which has taken the last 20 years off from football. 

I heard some ridiculous stat that said only like 3 teams have failed to win a wildcard game since the turn of the millennium. The pats were one of them. They always get a bye. I swear man. Brady is the goat, I get it, but he has a completely different career if he played in the nfc. Just ask Rodgers and Brees.

im sure I’m a little off on that stat, but it’s something along those lines. They haven’t played in a wildcard game in forever. 

Edited October 29, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Catdaddyhorn 3462]

44 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I heard some ridiculous stat that said only like 3 teams have failed to win a wildcard game since the turn of the millennium. The pats were one of them. They always get a bye. I swear man. Brady is the goat, I get it, but he has a completely different career if he played in the nfc. Just ask Rodgers and Brees.

im sure I’m a little off on that stat, but it’s something along those lines. They haven’t played in a wildcard game in forever. 

Last season was the first time the Belichick Patriots won a road conference championship game during his tenure. In a 16 game season, going 6-0 or 5-1 against your division every year is a boon, And it's the difference between home-field advantage throughout the playoffs and playing on the road for at least one or two games in those playoffs. The couple of times Rex Ryan's Jets stepped up were the only bit of friction in their division the Patriots have had over the last 20 years.   

Edited October 29, 2019 by Catdaddyhorn

[futureman 22667]

Just now, Catdaddyhorn said:

Last season was the first time the Belicek Patriots won a road conference championship game.. In a 16 game season going 6-0 or 5-1 against your division every year is the difference between home-field advantage throughout the playoffs and playing on the road for one or two games in those playoffs. The couple of times Rex Ryan's Jets stepped up were the only bit of friction in their division the Patriots have had over the last 20 years.   

I think mark sanchez tied the all-time record for road playoff wins by a starting quarterback in NFL history in his second year out of college.

the record has since been surpassed. 

[Don Johnson 4812]

 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

He got another sack last night.

 

[Vic Mackey 47850]

[Gene Parmesan 4062]

What would that cost?  Two firsts?

[gsoda3 3358]

massive?  like sending them one of our linebackers massive?

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

What would that cost?  Two firsts?

I don't think a safety is worth 2 firsts and certainly don't think Stevie and company do.  But a first and a young player like Frazier (for cap purposes) maybe.  Gase hates Adams for whatever reason.

[Gene Parmesan 4062]

Yeah I agree as to a safety being worth 2 firsts.  Just spitballing because players like Jamal Adams don't come on the trade block often so the costs is going to be above market value.

[Post Oak 20551]

I'd love to get him.  I'd do two 2's in a heart beat.  Or just a 1 and a 4 or something like that   

he'd be the best player on our defense. 

Edited October 29, 2019 by Post Oak

[Vic Mackey 47850]

I still see people downplaying safety like the position doesn't matter much. Maybe they have been brainwashed and conditioned for long watching our shit ass safeties for so long they don't realize that position actually matters. And so does DT. We don't value either position and wonder why we get torched time and time again in the playoffs against good offenses. We can skate by against Seattle last year and Lions from years ago but that's about it for this defense. Upgrade both safety and DT and watch how much of a difference it makes.

[C-Man 27690]

Seeing as how the Cowboys have flubbed two of their last three first picks in a draft, I don't see a problem trading next year's 1st in a package for Adams. Let's throw in Tristan Hill. Adams is from Carrollton and reportedly would love to come home and play for Dallas.

[Post Oak 20551]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I still see people downplaying safety like the position doesn't matter much. Maybe they have been brainwashed and conditioned for long watching our shit ass safeties for so long they don't realize that position actually matters. And so does DT. We don't value either position and wonder why we get torched time and time again in the playoffs against good offenses. We can skate by against Seattle last year and Lions from years ago but that's about it for this defense. Upgrade both safety and DT and watch how much of a difference it makes.

I never understood this,. You could have Rod Marinelli, Kris Richard and Bill Belichick standing in front of me right now arguing why they are right and I'm wrong and I'd just laugh at their stupid faces. 

[futureman 22667]

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I never understood this,. You could have Rod Marinelli, Kris Richard and Bill Belichick standing in front of me right now arguing why they are right and I'm wrong and I'd just laugh at their stupid faces. 

yeah but marinelli and richard have marginal credibility.  what belichick says is correct. 

[kingkoopa6 8595]

i want me some Adams.. fuck yes please

[Gucci_Suit 2810]

Woulda been tits to have Adams before the fucking Jets game. 

[Post Oak 20551]

 

 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

40 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Seeing as how the Cowboys have flubbed two of their last three first picks in a draft, I don't see a problem trading next year's 1st in a package for Adams. Let's throw in Tristan Hill. Adams is from Carrollton and reportedly would love to come home and play for Dallas.

Taco and who?  Hill was a late 2nd rounder.

1st and 3rd is supposedly the floor for a deal but we'll see....

 

Edited October 29, 2019 by Patrick Bateman

[C-Man 27690]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Taco and who?  Hill was a late 2nd rounder.

1st and 3rd is supposedly the floor for a deal but we'll see....

 

Probably wrote it clunky but meant Hill since he was the first player the Cowboys took last year. First two picks -- 2nd and 3rd -- from last year aren't working out very well.

[Post Oak 20551]

I'd do a 1 this year and a 3 next year.  

Do it Jerry

[cactusflinthead 27626]

Bogus Shefter

Edited October 29, 2019 by cactusflinthead

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