Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?

[Pato del Muerto 53,464]

Well I’ll be damned. Comment retracted. 

[Vic Mackey 47,952]

Amari Cooper having a MRI on his knee.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

34 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Amari Cooper having a MRI on his knee.

The fact that they’re saying “we’re optimistic he’s going to play” doesn’t bode well. This team can barely function when he’s not out there. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

Looking good, Amari.

Hmmm....

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

We have to fucking win this game. At home, we’re getting a little injury luck, the schedule doesn’t get easier, prime time cousins. Gotta win this game.

Edited November 7, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Wally Pryor 5,410]

On the flip side, Thielen is now unlikely to play Sunday with a hammy.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/11/07/adam-thielen-not-practicing-thursday-looking-unlikely-to-play/

 

[Drew 2,922]

Which I would normally say is a good thing...but all the injury luck this year has worked against them.

 

They HAVE to win this game, and the Detroit game. Get to 7-3 before it gets really tough.  The next 5 games they have to at least go 3-2 to be 8-5 before the final stretch.  Philly will probably be similar.

[Vic Mackey 47,952]

Futureman told me Dak sucks and is the only problem with Dallas....

[Genco 3,056]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Futureman told me Dak sucks and is the only problem with Dallas....

Jesus Christ. You're still responding to futureman's trolling?

Might as well start writing angry letters to the editor of the Onion.

[futureman 22,696]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Futureman told me Dak sucks and is the only problem with Dallas....

still the biggest moron on surly.  let me know when dak wins his second playoff game.  too bad he won’t get a chance to win one this season. 

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

10 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

I might agree if it hadn't been multiple random names over the years, including back to starplex 2 years ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dos_Equis_Pavilion

It will always be Starplex tin barn no matter who tacks their name to it.

Just like the Death Star. I don't give a damn about how much ATT paid Jerry. It's either JerryWorld or the Death Star.

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

On 11/5/2019 at 10:44 PM, futureman said:

this team will have a rough 2nd half of the season.  take solace in the fact that ginger will not be retained.

I don't believe you. Is Jerry going to die? Because that's what it's going to take. 

[Vic Mackey 47,952]

 

[immortal13 4,059]

Wise old woman

[Junior Miller 1,502]

Jane Slater with that hard hitting investigative journalism I see. Riveting stuff. 

[futureman 22,696]

6 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Jane Slater with that hard hitting investigative journalism I see. Riveting stuff. 

beyond her slightly above average looks she is useless. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Does this mean he won't dis kids in Saquon Jerseys anymore?

[Gucci_Suit 2,824]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

beyond her slightly above average looks she is useless. 

Above average looks is actually quite useful. 

[futureman 22,696]

30 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Above average looks is actually quite useful. 

I never said they weren’t. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Stafford isn’t playing today because he has a broken bone in his back *mike Tyson voice*
 

Are we really about to get more injury luck next week?!

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Really curious to know what Dak and his agent are asking for. If he hasn’t come down from $40mil a year, this is the right move. If it’s $32-$34mil, then wtf are we doing?

[Patrick Bateman 3,966]

10 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Really curious to know what Dak and his agent are asking for. If he hasn’t come down from $40mil a year, this is the right move. If it’s $32-$34mil, then wtf are we doing?

Reportedly, the 40m was never a thing other than a response to Stephen trying to negotiate in the press.  Latest reports/rumor are he's in the Goff territory for ask, but it's not always the AAV, a lot of times it's the years or guaranteed money or structure, etc, etc.  He's been playing very well but I think the Rams are probably having some heartburn about their deal.  Eagles, probably not so much but it's very early.  Regardless, if you're going to go this route and franchise him, it's going to get acrimonious to some degree.  That means they better get a solid vet in camp to take over in case he sits out (don't think he will) or doesn't want to risk it playing if he has an injury which makes him questionable.  Cooper Rush doesn't instill anyone with any confidence so need to be prepared more than ever next year if it indeed goes that way.  Franchise is expected to be anywhere between 30-33m now with some inflation in the QB contracts.

 

Edited November 10, 2019 by Patrick Bateman

[futureman 22,696]

goff wipes the floor with him when the games count.  why does he deserve goff money?

[BradInATX 9,208]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

goff wipes the floor with him when the games count.  why does he deserve goff money?

Yeah he played great in the Super Bowl.

[futureman 22,696]

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Yeah he played great in the Super Bowl.

yes, he did play in the super bowl.  thank you for slamming my point home. 

[BradInATX 9,208]

Just now, futureman said:

yes, he did play in the super bowl.  thank you for slamming my point home. 

You're a clown, dude. You claimed he plays well when the lights are on. He absolutely wilted on the biggest stage of all. Goff is almost as bad as a QB as you are as a poster.

[futureman 22,696]

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

You're a clown, dude. You claimed he plays well when the lights are on. He absolutely wilted on the biggest stage of all. Goff is almost as bad as a QB as you are as a poster.

still played better than dak, though. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

We’re going to learn a lot about Dak over the 2nd half of the season. He’s played really well against bad competition this year, and above average against the good competition. Not all his fault (at all) but it’s the truth. Making the playoffs is still very much up in the air. He needs to play well down the stretch and I bet we end up budging.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Goff is almost as bad as a QB as you are as a poster.

Let's not get fucking insane here. Goff would have to throw 10 interceptions, lose 8 fumbles, and pull out a gun to murder his coach during the fourth quarter for him to play a game anywhere near as bad as futureman is as a poster

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Mike White has been doing pretty well on the night shift at Home Depot.

[Trey3216 15,452]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

still played better than dak, though. 

He didn’t play as well as Dak in the divisional round game.  

[futureman 22,696]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

He didn’t play as well as Dak in the divisional round game.  

I know all you did was look at a stat line because you’re a simple dipshit.  goff took the ball on every snap and beat dak’s ass.  get over it. 

[futureman 22,696]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Mike White has been doing pretty well on the night shift at Home Depot.

I’ve heard he can toss a crumpled up receipt into a trash can from 40 feet away.  every time. 

[Drew 2,922]

I know all you did was look at a stat line because you’re a simple dipshit.  goff took the ball on every snap and beat dak’s ass.  get over it. 

I know it’s a Shtick but anyone who Watched that game knows Dak outplayed Goff and it wasn’t close. The cowboys losses because they cousint stop the run at all and Zeke didn’t do shit. Dak had them within 8 and a 3rd and 8 from getting the ball back and probably tying it up.


Also I’m not worried about Stanford being out. Injury “luck” hasn’t helped us this year at all(no Brees/devante Adams in losses). I know Stafford loves to destroy us, but playing hurt my might help

[futureman 22,696]

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

anyone who Watched that game knows Dak outplayed Goff and it wasn’t close

this schtick is more egregious than anything I’ve ever shit out on this entire board. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Cowboys gave up like 200 rushing yards to the Rams. Their offensive line dominated that game.

[Junior Miller 1,502]

I don't know what to feel about this game. Cowboys should win playing at home but the Vikings are a legit team and Zim is a better version of the same style of coach Garrett is. 

Dak is the better QB but Cousins has been on fire lately and has only thrown 3 picks all season. This one really feels like a toss up. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,739]

Blue jerseys at home looks real weird.

[mdmost 43,988]

Wearing the blues? Why?

[Drew 2,922]

this schtick is more egregious than anything I’ve ever shit out on this entire board. 

They see me Trollin’....

[RamjetFDO 10,648]

Blue jerseys at home looks real weird.

Hate that. We're the original white-jerseys-at-home team... Don't fuck with that.

[Horn80 6,356]

Blue at home?  WTF?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,981]

19 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

I don't know what to feel about this game. Cowboys should win playing at home but the Vikings are a legit team and Zim is a better version of the same style of coach Garrett is. 

Dak is the better QB but Cousins has been on fire lately and has only thrown 3 picks all season. This one really feels like a toss up. 

i have no faith the Vikings win so 

[MIkeHoncho 2,019]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Blue at home?  WTF?

this.  Self Jinx??  WTF Jerrah?

[Radical Larry 28,820]

Shut the fuck up, Collinsworth.

[Horn80 6,356]

Blue at home will bring the wrath of the football Gods.

[Drew 2,922]

So we doing a game thread or in here?

Fuck if I’ll start one and be a jinx.

[Pato del Muerto 53,464]

Blues at home means I’ve already chocked this up as a loss. 

[Horn80 6,356]

Plz get rid of the old hags doing the sideline reporting with some babes.  JFC