Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

I think Jason Garrett has been holding down his offensive and defensive scheming for two years, just waiting for this matchup against America's other team. He's been setting up Belichick. This week, he is pouring all of his knowledge, all of his staff's accumulated brain power into an unstoppable tsunami of football prowess. The players will come out of the tunnel breathing fire, veins popping.

I'm thinking Pats, 35-10. Prove me wrong.

Edited November 20, 2019 by Irish Wrist Watch

[Dr Fear 1265]

[Dr Fear 1265]

[Vic Mackey 46927]

2 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I think Jason Garrett has been holding down his offensive and defensive scheming for two years, just waiting for this matchup against America's other team. He's been setting up Belichick. This week, he is pouring all of his knowledge, all of his staff's accumulated brain power into an unstoppable tsunami of football prowess. The players will come out of the tunnel breathing fire, veins popping.

I'm thinking Pats, 35-10. Prove me wrong.

Jason actually had a great chance to beat the Pats on the road in 2011 in his first full season as head coach. We were up late and had a chance to put the game away but in true Jason fashion, we went into a shell and got conservative. Ran 3 straight runs into the line and punted. Brady got the ball back and went down our throats and they won.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

...

Funny, 3 of those guys suck.....

Here's the replacement for Brown.  Went to Kansas as WR.  Was on Indy's PS.

Broaddus if you care:

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Looks like Sanu is gonna be out a few week, but he will almost certainly miss our game. Phillip Dorsett is currently in concussion protocol. So the question is, what no named wr are we about to make famous? Because outside of Edelman and James White, that offense has nobody. 

Edited November 21, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Iceman 2639]

59 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Looks like Sanu is gonna be out a few week, but he will almost certainly miss our game. Phillip Dorsett is currently in concussion protocol. So the question is, what no named wr are we about to make famous? Because outside of Edelman and James White, that offense has nobody. 

They could play Edelman at QB and still push Garrett to the brink.

[Hate 20103]

Somehow they will still score 38 points and beat us by two touchdowns.

[Pato del Muerto 52333]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

Somehow they will still score 38 points and beat us by two touchdowns.

The somehow is screens to white, burkhead, and even Watson. 

[Underdog 28442]

They will resign Randy Vataha, Russ Francis and still push Dallas' shit in.  

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Uhm...... yikes.  Remember, a number of teams had taken him off their board because of neck issues going into the draft.  Cowboys' doctors game him a clean bill of health.

 

[Mileslong 4711]

This won’t be a high scoring game, I’m thinking it will be like last years game vs New Orleans.

 

Maybe 20-13 New England with NE eating up about 8 minutes on a drive at end of game and kicking a field goal with 45 seconds left to ice it

 

They will double cooper and drop 8 taking away passing game and see if Zeke can beat them which he can’t.

[Vic Mackey 46927]

 

[Vic Mackey 46927]

4 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Uhm...... yikes.  Remember, a number of teams had taken him off their board because of neck issues going into the draft.  Cowboys' doctors game him a clean bill of health.

 

I read it was a back issue that is keeping him out. Well, actually seeing both neck and back so who knows. Maybe this explains his very poor play. He has been pretty bad all the way around. Nothing like last year and it started with the Rams game. In fact, the entire LB core since that game has been bad.

[Trey3216 15325]

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[Iceman 2639]

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[Mileslong 4711]

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[Underdog 28442]

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I read it was a back issue that is keeping him out. Well, actually seeing both neck and back so who knows. Maybe this explains his very poor play. He has been pretty bad all the way around. Nothing like last year and it started with the Rams game. In fact, the entire LB core since that game has been bad.

Neck and upper back are linked.  Also, it probably explains his poor play but the biggest concern is did we draft a lemon, while other teams red flagged him and took him off the board.

It's not about the fact that he's out this week, it's how serious is this injury?  Garrett doesn't think it's season or career ending, but frankly, who gives a shit what he thinks.  He'll just parrot org spin.  It's a unfortunate situation.  Hoping the best for the kid.

Edited November 22, 2019 by Patrick Bateman

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

57 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Neck and upper back are linked.

Hmm, I don't know about that.  Let me consult my journals...The neckbone is connected to the backbone...

Holy shit you were right.

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More sensible than any Futureman post in here.

[Vic Mackey 46927]

And the fact that the term 'career threatening' is even brought up is very concerning. If he is in fact a lemon and this is why all those teams passed on him, that would be such a Cowboys draft pick.

[gsoda3 3234]

our team doctors have bought some goodwill with me recently so i'm optimistic. 

[C-Man 27018]

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And the fact that the term 'career threatening' is even brought up is very concerning.

Exactly.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

This sounds about right..... all about money, nothing else.  What would be his 5th quote I wonder?  

 

[Junior Miller 1502]

Garrett unprovoked throwing out career threatening means they at least have considered it may be career threatening. Hopefully not. 

This game is zero pressure because no one in their right mind expects the cowboys can win this game. Belichick against Garrett is like a physics contest between Albert Einstein and Dax Shepherd's character in Idiocracy. 

That said, if they can manage to squeak it out somehow it would be huge, especially if the eagles manage to lose at home to Seattle. That would give them a two game lead with 5 to play and means they would need to beat the eagles and only one of the remaining 4 teams to clinch the division. 

If they lose as predicted and the eagles beat the Seahawks then it's looking a lot worse being tied with a team that has 4 cupcake games in their last 5. A lot riding on those two games. 

[Underdog 28442]

LVE has a questionable neck injury?  Fuck.  Guess he can become the new ST coach. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

What the hell does Bill Belichick know about football?

 

 

[Underdog 28442]

BB is a closet Cowboys fan.  

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Sunday Weather in Foxborough: High 45. Ninety percent chance of rain

[DougO 5239]

On 11/21/2019 at 9:40 AM, youdunnf'dup said:

Looks like Sanu is gonna be out a few week, but he will almost certainly miss our game. Phillip Dorsett is currently in concussion protocol. So the question is, what no named wr are we about to make famous? Because outside of Edelman and James White, that offense has nobody. 

Nobody has been the Patriots best receiver for about a decade.

[DougO 5239]

LVE seems like he's Sean Lee II: Brittle Boogaloo.

[Tired Horn 734]

Brady questionable because of a right elbow injury?

Could the Cowboys be that lucky?

[TornACL 7674]

I really hate the fact that tonight I ran into two totally neutral NFL fans who are all over Dallas to win at NE Sunday. 

They're giving me false hope and they're going to make Sunday even worse when NE whips out their devil magic against a coaching staff that is befuddled by Adam Gase, much less Belichick. 

[Vic Mackey 46927]

Brady questionable because of a right elbow injury?
Could the Cowboys be that lucky?

Julian Edelman could make our defense look silly if he had to.

But there is 0 chance Brady does not play.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Fire Garrett

[Junior Miller 1502]

Brady better play. This shitty cowboys staff has lucked into so much this year and squandered the majority of it with sheer stupidity. At this point they need to either show they can get it done or take a massive beating but either way it needs to come against the best. 

[Drew 2331]

22 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

What the hell does Bill Belichick know about football?

 

 

Saw a bunch of talking heads and fans saying how this was just "coach speak", and, like with garrett, take nothing he says seriously.

But I've seen people up there say he almost never talks about opponents, specifically players, like this.

[Zharkov 288]

derp wrong thread

Edited November 23, 2019 by Zharkov
Dipshit lol

[Vic Mackey 46927]

Dak arriving in New England

[Vic Mackey 46927]

Zeke arriving

[TonyTexas 10480]

Dream scenario 

 

[DougO 5239]

20 hours ago, Drew said:

Saw a bunch of talking heads and fans saying how this was just "coach speak", and, like with garrett, take nothing he says seriously.

But I've seen people up there say he almost never talks about opponents, specifically players, like this.

He probably says stuff like that about an opposing QB right before he completely dismantles him on the field.

 

I totally believe the Cowboys COULD beat the Patriots. But then they would probably turn around and lose to Buffalo on Thanksgiving at home.

[Junior Miller 1502]

Every variable is pointing to classic Garrett turtle up style go big up front and try to pound the ball between the tackles only to have Belichick completely smoke Zeke like a blunt all game. I see a ton of 2nd and 9, 10, and 11 in this game for the Cowboys. 

On defense if they haven't fixed their bullshit line alignments then Belichick will just do a variation on what Zimmer did and run stretch plays right at Quinn while getting OL up to the backers with regularity. The cowboys undisciplined defense will once again over-pursue like crazy and get burned by screen after screen and misdirection play after misdirection play. The patriots will use a level of deception to punish this defense that I've been calling for from the cowboys offense for years. 

This has classic Garrett fucks it up and loses to a lesser talented team with a 42 yr old QB. 27-13

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

It's definitely time.... regardless of what happens, other than a SB run.  It's time and Jerrah needs a scapegoat.

[Wally Pryor 5243]

It's over for Garrett.   You have to win that game today against a patchwork offense that Tom didn't, and still doesn't, haven't any confidence in.

Big breakdown on the punt protection that killed Dallas.  Coaching, period.  Then the idiotic decision to kick a FG deep in Pats territory in the 2H when you weren't going to see that side of the field again.  Wow.  

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Scene: Jason Garrett is a pussy who plays scared.
Take: 151

And....action.

[futureman 22413]

On 11/23/2019 at 4:24 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Dak arriving in New England

 

LULZ

[Landomatic 3813]

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Coaching, period.  Then the idiotic decision to kick a FG deep in Pats territory in the 2H when you weren't going to see that side of the field again.  Wow.  

It was more than that.  It was also the play calls leading up to it to put them in that position.  2nd and 7 and you can get a first down without scoring a touchdown.  So, 3 plays to get 7 yards.  You have the highest paid running back in the league.  And it’s cold and raining.  3 fucking plays to get 7 yards.  And what do you do?  Waste 2 plays taking 2 unnecessary shots at the end zone.  Boom...it’s 4th and 7.  Which leads to making the next horrible decision to kick when 3 points is as worthless as 0 in that situation.  Fucking horrible coaching.

[Bone3421 716]

Nobody gave us much of a chance going into this game and now we are going to cry about losing after that bs tripping call(twice by the way) cost us the 3rd down conversion?

Yeah we can complain about the fg as we still needed a td to win, but whose to say we wouldnt have kept drive on schedule without that dumb tripping call.

I want garrett gone but this game doesnt have any say in that imo...beat rams,bears,bills and eagles then we'll see if we can make a run in the playoffs.