Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?

[Iceman 2,628]

8 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Did he give them some cookies and hot chocolate, too?

for a 2 minute video?

[Vic Mackey 46,910]

The comment section on his Twitter post asking for fans to vote him in is fucking gold lol. Clearly wasn’t expecting that when he posted it. 

He's a fucking tool. If Jaylon makes the Pro Bowl this year, just shut the whole thing down and never bring it back.

[justinjc7 153]

11 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

So Garrett showed the team videos of their greatest plays to motivate the players and turn around their season. Tomorrow they're all going to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. That seals it folks, Super Bowl champs baby. 

Apparently it included several plays from last year as well.  Embarrassing that we have to go back to last year just to show enough good plays, couldn't find enough from this year 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

7 hours ago, youdunnf said:

The comment section on his Twitter post asking for fans to vote him in is fucking gold lol. Clearly wasn’t expecting that when he posted it. 

He's a fucking tool. If Jaylon makes the Pro Bowl this year, just shut the whole thing down and never bring it back.

Thing is, there’s a good chance he does make it because:

1. He’s a cowboy and this shit is a popularity contest 

2. I think he’s top 5 in the league in tackles

3. There are going to be plenty of guys that play his position that bow out either because they make the super bowl, they get hurt, or they make deep playoff runs and don’t feel like going 

[Dr Fear 1,265]

Class act.

[lateshow 1,303]

Troy fucking rules.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

kinda surprised by that. Not gonna lie. He rarely gives props to guys.

[Underdog 28,431]

Good on Troy. 

[Vic Mackey 46,910]

I think there are serious concerns on LVE's health going forward.

 

[Vic Mackey 46,910]

And about Garrett showing highlight reels, fucking lmao. That shows what a clueless clown he is. Real coaches would be working with the staff to try and figure out adjustments and schemes. How to get their guys in the best position to win. Look at the Rams tape and break it down to find their weaknesses and what they can exploit. And what the Rams will want to do and gameplan accordingly. But not our coach. He's going to put highlight reels together because he has no idea how to coach. I don't think he has created a gameplan in his life besides his original one when he became a OC. Same for defense. We run the same exact offense and defense for over a decade no matter what the situation is or who we play. Clap clap clap clap

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

“SEE GUYS. THIS IS THE TEAM WE WERE BEFORE TEAMS MADE ADJUSTMENTS TO US AND EXPOSED ALL OF OUR WEAKNESSES” 

lol

[Vic Mackey 46,910]

Well that settles that

 

[immortal13 4,059]

On 12/10/2019 at 2:20 PM, gsoda3 said:

ugh i wish garrett was jeff fisher.

Dude

[immortal13 4,059]

On 12/12/2019 at 10:09 PM, Tired Horn said:

Did he give them some cookies and hot chocolate, too?

Orange slices

[Pato del Muerto 52,306]

I wish I lived in a world where skip bayless vomiting feces as work product got him to the unemployment line, instead of publishing and broadcasting his feces all over for 30 years. 

Edited December 15, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Wearing the blues at home again like a franchise that doesn’t have a fucking identity. Wtf are we doing lol?

[XYZ 2,154]

Prepare your anus.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Good job, Forbath.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Forbad

[Radical Larry 28,520]

Well, we still have a retarded kicker.

[Dbeasy 14,950]

Hahaha

[dcar00 14,023]

good...goooood.  let the hate flow.

[Nicole44 22,023]

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

[dcar00 14,023]

4 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Wearing the blues at home again like a franchise that doesn’t have a fucking identity. Wtf are we doing lol?

more important to sell blue jerseys. thanks Jerry!

[Pato del Muerto 52,306]

Blues at home again. Fuck you Jerry.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

You're right. Brings her down to about an 8.75.

[RPM 26,183]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

To be fair, it's growing out of Erin Andrews.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Well, we still have a retarded kicker.

You just made the You've Been Cut list, Janoris.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/13/sports/janoris-jenkins-tweet-giants.html

[Mo Horn 8,791]

They just can't get out of their own way

[RPM 26,183]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

You're right. Brings her down to about an 8.75.

In Lubbock.

[dcar00 14,023]

team is so fucking dumb and poorly coached.  got a 3 and out and Quinn is a moron.

[Iceman 2,628]

Cowboys wearing blue at home.

 

WTF????????????????????????

[kingkoopa6 8,305]

We trash 

[Iceman 2,628]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

In Lubbock.

Bullshit.

plenty of better tail than that fucking cunt in the LBK.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Good job, D.

[Iceman 2,628]

haha

fucking Rams.

[dcar00 14,023]

shocked we didn't jump

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

shocked we didn't jump

Why? We're so solid on special teams...

[Mo Horn 8,791]

So we fucked up the coin toss

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

So, we fucked up the coin toss. Nice.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Dak is a fucking idiot if he said he wanted to kick instead of defer. Unbelievable. He even said “are you sure you want to kick”. That’s honestly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen on a football field. 

Edited December 15, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Auto Driller 2,504]

Charlie Strong doesn’t know what the big deal is

[Mo Horn 8,791]

Garrett coached team in a nutshell. Can't even get the coin toss right. 

Edited December 15, 2019 by Mo Horn

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Garrett coached team in a nutshell. Can't even get the cointoss right. 

That isn’t on Garrett. You learn that shit in middle school football. Some things go without saying. 

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

I'll only believe that's on Dak when futureman tells me it is.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

I love OC's who just can't stand success in a certain part of the game.

[ButtFumble 5,157]

damn one handed catch that was a sweet play

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

I like this first half. And we start with the ball in the 2nd. Oh wait...

[DougO 5,239]

Showing the team highlights was a genius move. Garrett has fixed the Cowboys. Championship....

 

[BachelorTrek 2,923]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

It always looks bad. It's like she hates it, can't find anyone to fix it properly, or maybe she just doesn't care about how it looks.

The last possibility would be unfortunate because it's wasted potential, and not every woman is born with hair with potential.

Maybe with her "clothing line" started she feels like she's on the gravy train and doesn't need to bother anymore.