Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?

[Iceman 2726]

8 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Did he give them some cookies and hot chocolate, too?

for a 2 minute video?

[Vic Mackey 47159]

The comment section on his Twitter post asking for fans to vote him in is fucking gold lol. Clearly wasn’t expecting that when he posted it. 

He's a fucking tool. If Jaylon makes the Pro Bowl this year, just shut the whole thing down and never bring it back.

[justinjc7 153]

11 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

So Garrett showed the team videos of their greatest plays to motivate the players and turn around their season. Tomorrow they're all going to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. That seals it folks, Super Bowl champs baby. 

Apparently it included several plays from last year as well.  Embarrassing that we have to go back to last year just to show enough good plays, couldn't find enough from this year 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

7 hours ago, youdunnf said:

The comment section on his Twitter post asking for fans to vote him in is fucking gold lol. Clearly wasn’t expecting that when he posted it. 

He's a fucking tool. If Jaylon makes the Pro Bowl this year, just shut the whole thing down and never bring it back.

Thing is, there’s a good chance he does make it because:

1. He’s a cowboy and this shit is a popularity contest 

2. I think he’s top 5 in the league in tackles

3. There are going to be plenty of guys that play his position that bow out either because they make the super bowl, they get hurt, or they make deep playoff runs and don’t feel like going 

[Dr Fear 1268]

Class act.

[lateshow 1308]

Troy fucking rules.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

kinda surprised by that. Not gonna lie. He rarely gives props to guys.

[Underdog 28779]

Good on Troy. 

[Vic Mackey 47159]

I think there are serious concerns on LVE's health going forward.

 

[Vic Mackey 47159]

And about Garrett showing highlight reels, fucking lmao. That shows what a clueless clown he is. Real coaches would be working with the staff to try and figure out adjustments and schemes. How to get their guys in the best position to win. Look at the Rams tape and break it down to find their weaknesses and what they can exploit. And what the Rams will want to do and gameplan accordingly. But not our coach. He's going to put highlight reels together because he has no idea how to coach. I don't think he has created a gameplan in his life besides his original one when he became a OC. Same for defense. We run the same exact offense and defense for over a decade no matter what the situation is or who we play. Clap clap clap clap

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

“SEE GUYS. THIS IS THE TEAM WE WERE BEFORE TEAMS MADE ADJUSTMENTS TO US AND EXPOSED ALL OF OUR WEAKNESSES” 

lol

[Vic Mackey 47159]

Well that settles that

 

[immortal13 4059]

On 12/10/2019 at 2:20 PM, gsoda3 said:

ugh i wish garrett was jeff fisher.

Dude

[immortal13 4059]

On 12/12/2019 at 10:09 PM, Tired Horn said:

Did he give them some cookies and hot chocolate, too?

Orange slices

[Pato del Muerto 52610]

I wish I lived in a world where skip bayless vomiting feces as work product got him to the unemployment line, instead of publishing and broadcasting his feces all over for 30 years. 

Edited December 15, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Wearing the blues at home again like a franchise that doesn’t have a fucking identity. Wtf are we doing lol?

[XYZ 2154]

Prepare your anus.

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Good job, Forbath.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Forbad

[Radical Larry 28663]

Well, we still have a retarded kicker.

[Dbeasy 15094]

Hahaha

[dcar00 14375]

good...goooood.  let the hate flow.

[Nicole44 22078]

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

[dcar00 14375]

4 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Wearing the blues at home again like a franchise that doesn’t have a fucking identity. Wtf are we doing lol?

more important to sell blue jerseys. thanks Jerry!

[Pato del Muerto 52610]

Blues at home again. Fuck you Jerry.

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

You're right. Brings her down to about an 8.75.

[RPM 26357]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

To be fair, it's growing out of Erin Andrews.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Well, we still have a retarded kicker.

You just made the You've Been Cut list, Janoris.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/13/sports/janoris-jenkins-tweet-giants.html

[Mo Horn 8855]

They just can't get out of their own way

[RPM 26357]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

You're right. Brings her down to about an 8.75.

In Lubbock.

[dcar00 14375]

team is so fucking dumb and poorly coached.  got a 3 and out and Quinn is a moron.

[Iceman 2726]

Cowboys wearing blue at home.

 

WTF????????????????????????

[kingkoopa6 8378]

We trash 

[Iceman 2726]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

In Lubbock.

Bullshit.

plenty of better tail than that fucking cunt in the LBK.

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Good job, D.

[Iceman 2726]

haha

fucking Rams.

[dcar00 14375]

shocked we didn't jump

[LonghornJudas 1102]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

shocked we didn't jump

Why? We're so solid on special teams...

[Mo Horn 8855]

So we fucked up the coin toss

[LonghornJudas 1102]

So, we fucked up the coin toss. Nice.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Dak is a fucking idiot if he said he wanted to kick instead of defer. Unbelievable. He even said “are you sure you want to kick”. That’s honestly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen on a football field. 

Edited December 15, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[Auto Driller 2506]

Charlie Strong doesn’t know what the big deal is

[Mo Horn 8855]

Garrett coached team in a nutshell. Can't even get the coin toss right. 

Edited December 15, 2019 by Mo Horn

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Garrett coached team in a nutshell. Can't even get the cointoss right. 

That isn’t on Garrett. You learn that shit in middle school football. Some things go without saying. 

[LonghornJudas 1102]

I'll only believe that's on Dak when futureman tells me it is.

[LonghornJudas 1102]

I love OC's who just can't stand success in a certain part of the game.

[ButtFumble 5183]

damn one handed catch that was a sweet play

[LonghornJudas 1102]

I like this first half. And we start with the ball in the 2nd. Oh wait...

[DougO 5256]

Showing the team highlights was a genius move. Garrett has fixed the Cowboys. Championship....

 

[BachelorTrek 3062]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

It always looks bad. It's like she hates it, can't find anyone to fix it properly, or maybe she just doesn't care about how it looks.

The last possibility would be unfortunate because it's wasted potential, and not every woman is born with hair with potential.

Maybe with her "clothing line" started she feels like she's on the gravy train and doesn't need to bother anymore.