I hate politics 2019

[Slacks 6918]

blah blah blah...trump... drink. blah blah blah... liberal... drink... blah blah blah fox news... drink... blah blah blah... fake news... drink.

 

this is is pointless. it once had a point. drink.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

This is peak entertainment. It'll never be better than this.

[Tom 2960]

Keep drinking.  You're almost there, and I believe in you.  Hook 'em.  

But since you're here, for the love of God, vote "D."  Yes, even Biden if it comes down to it.

[hookemATL 11976]

Throw on some tan slacks and go save this country, Snacks!  You could be Obama 2.0!

 

Just need to take a quick look at that birth certificate...

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13596]

Well, you've come to the right place.

[Hornius Emeritus 12496]

That's great it starts with an earthquake, an aeroplane

[retread 2951]

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid 

[David Dennison 19119]

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

This is peak entertainment. It'll never be better than this.

Dude. They used to beat each other on the floor and duel to the death.

Peak entertainment in politics happened a long time ago.

[futureman 22565]

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dude. They used to beat each other on the floor and duel to the death.

are you threatening me?

[RayDog 682]

I live in a country where 150 politicians were supposedly murdered in 2018, so removal from office is still serious business some places.

[TwiceHorn 31684]

19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dude. They used to beat each other on the floor and duel to the death.

Peak entertainment in politics happened a long time ago.

Except only a handful of people got to witness duels and beatdowns on the Senate floor.

Now everyone gets to witness the slightest borborygmus from the shithead du jour.

[Degenerate Gardner 4104]

38 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

That's great it starts with an earthquake, an aeroplane

+ Birds and snakes

[workswithseed 2139]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

are you threatening me?

With a good time.

[cactusflinthead 27615]

@Snacks you alive over there?

I can't drink every time something stupid gets said or done. I'd be in the jail or the morgue. 

It helps to have an appreciation for the absurd. 

[bad_teammate 13301]

The circuses MUST be closed because DC is full of clowns, right folks?!

[RDCanecutter 26551]

How could you hate politics? That's like hating a good 30-minute monster peanut-and-corn shit while reading a yellowed Mickey Spillane paperback while you can hear your Jersey Shore neighbors across the alley screaming and throwing stuff at each other in their kitchen.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

On 8/30/2019 at 8:27 PM, Snacks said:

 

blah blah blah...trump... drink. blah blah blah... liberal... drink... blah blah blah fox news... drink... blah blah blah... fake news... drink.

 

this is is pointless. it once had a point. drink.

 

I raise a glass to you, good sir.

Edited September 26, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[Incredulity 11686]

Just wait till 2020.  If you think it’s bad now, buckle up.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

16 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Just wait till 2020.  If you think it’s bad now, buckle up.

You mean, after Trump gets reelected?

[Incredulity 11686]

I don’t think that can be described with the English language.

[bolverk 29817]

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

I raise a glass to you, good sir.

My unsolicited advice is for you to stop voting and stick with watching cfb, since you clearly suck at politics so much.