Fuck you Terry Bradshaw you fat fucking retard

[Mitch Cumsteen 18327]

Some pertinent facts:

1. I'm drunk. But not nearly as drunk as that fuck stick at the inbred tech alumni dinner. 

2. I don't give a shit that there is already a thread about Louisiana Tech or about that fat fucking piece of shit Terry Bradshaw. This needs its own thread. 

3. Fuck you Terry. You have been making nfl pregame unwatchable for so long that I can't even remember when it was remotely palatable. Fuck you for trying to ruin my Sundays with your insipid takes and incessant cackling. You aren't funny. The morons sitting next to you aren't funny. You must have blackmail photos of someone important. It's the only reason I can fathom that you're still employed. You know less about football than literally every other talking head on TV. You are worse than Lowell Galindo. Please do us all a favor and quit.

4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 

5. Fuck the Steelers. Really, fuck them. Mike Webster lived under a bridge and all you could talk about was how you wanted to slide your hands between his legs. Perv. 

6. You are obese. Mix in a salad. I have two words for you: myocardial infarction. I hope for your sake that Fox keeps a defibrillator on set. 

7. Keep all of our "5A" quarterbacks name out your mouth, act like a grown up, and take your ass beating like a man. Believe me, it's coming. 

8. Terry is a girl's name.

9. Fuck you dumbass. C-A-T. 

 

[Radical Larry 28368]

See, this is the shit that makes this place special. Mitch, do you have a newsletter?

[ConferenceRoom 5956]

There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words?

[Wally Fairway 5465]

1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words?

I'll answer for Mitch

Fuck yes, so why don't you fuck off

[CastHorn 783]

Terry looks like a snapping turtle 

[ConferenceRoom 5956]

I'll answer for Mitch
Fuck yes, so why don't you fuck off

Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

[petscii 1189]

If you re not going to UPPER CASE words to make your points I can't get on board.

Oh, wait, I can.  

 

AND FUCK HIM FOR BEATING THE COWBOYS WHEN I WAS LIKE 5.

Edited August 31, 2019 by petscii
You had me at Hooper.

[DigglerontheHoof 20450]

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 

Beautifully constructed drunk sentence.  Would read again.

[honolulu horn 6048]

Cannonball Run was an otherwise perfect film.

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

What the fuck are you talking about man?

For accuracies sake, I fixed it.

[Boogaloo 268]

Not that I disagree with the options stated, but... How could he fuck up his acting in Cannonball Run? he was literally playing himself lol

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

7 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

Not that I disagree with the options stated, but... How could he fuck up his acting in Cannonball Run? he was literally playing himself lol

Himself sucks.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I can find no fault with the OP.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

This thread brightened my day

 

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

This thread brightened my day

 

 

It made my heart soar.... like a hawk.........

[mr. sunshine 2819]

5 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 

I like a fair and balanced assessment like this 

[Herpa Derpa 6084]

[LTtxfan 48688]

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Cannonball Run was an otherwise perfect film.

 

          ^^^Burt's Been Here^^^

[mr. sunshine 2819]

[burntorangebongos 10641]

Edited August 31, 2019 by burntorangebongos
outstanding rant

[Izhmash 552]

5 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words?

Curse words, just let’em roll;

Motherfucker, shit, got damn asshole.

[JFKFC 4875]

I salute the OP.

Anyone has a problem with anything he says, I will run up to you full speed at the La Tech game and thump you really hard on the ear.

[Texasborn91 869]

4 hours ago, CastHorn said:

Terry looks like a snapping turtle 

Here’s your game day sign.

[Armybrat 40465]

6 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words?

Do you know where you are?

OP was being very conservative, IMO.

[Bigbend1812 12864]

19 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Curse words, just let’em roll;

Motherfucker, shit, got damn asshole.

[deadshank 24644]

Can I get a suitable for framing, signed, limited production lithograph of that rant?  I have my $19.95 ready.  

[Izhmash 552]

16 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

https://media.giphy.com/media/3gM9gYSc1hXsfw0M05

Edited August 31, 2019 by Izhmash
Tech failure - fuck it, iPad sucks

[Sock Drawer 214]

2 hours ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said:

For accuracies sake, I fixed it.

Why didn't you fix the apostrophe, too?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

It’s time.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 12928]

18 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 

This quote could basically be from every girl I’ve had sex with.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Terry B- 10 pounds o shit in a 5 pound sack

[Fudge Nuggets 18825]

2 hours ago, Izhmash said:

Curse words, just let’em roll;

Motherfucker, shit, got damn asshole.

Cuss words, just don’t quit.

Motherfuck you damn shithead bitch.

[runthebone 7874]

Bradshaw has Grade 4++ CTE, and I am not saying that as an excuse or an insult, just a factual statement

[aggie08 20213]

Say, where is Coach Bielema these days?

[Beau Vine 53625]

[Tex Long 4264]

Muchly good words here.

But I wish you ignernt cocksuckers  would learn the fucking difference between cursing and simple vulgarity. Motherfucking assholes.

See? Not a curse in a carload.

[Bill Lumbergh 7157]

Do you know where you are?
OP was being very conservative, IMO.

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

K

[mulletpelini 5206]

5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

In all fairness to Terry, when faced with dilemmas like these, you could spot me c and a and I wouldn't be able to spell copulation.....

Edited August 31, 2019 by mulletpelini
but I might udder "mama"

[GotThatFire 166]

Y’all old 

[Wally Fairway 5465]

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

Y’all old 

And?

and your Grandma was quite a minx in the sack, and the backseat of my Model T

[GotThatFire 166]

meh

[RPM 26074]

He was in the crowd at the FW Stock Show Rodeo the week after he beat Dallas in the Super Bowl. They announced him and put the spotlight on him. I thought that took guts. Kinda liked him after that.

Edited August 31, 2019 by RPM

[Mole 4265]

 

[Rabidhorn 121]

16 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Some pertinent facts:

1. I'm drunk. But not nearly as drunk as that fuck stick at the inbred tech alumni dinner. 

2. I don't give a shit that there is already a thread about Louisiana Tech or about that fat fucking piece of shit Terry Bradshaw. This needs its own thread. 

3. Fuck you Terry. You have been making nfl pregame unwatchable for so long that I can't even remember when it was remotely palatable. Fuck you for trying to ruin my Sundays with your insipid takes and incessant cackling. You aren't funny. The morons sitting next to you aren't funny. You must have blackmail photos of someone important. It's the only reason I can fathom that you're still employed. You know less about football than literally every other talking head on TV. You are worse than Lowell Galindo. Please do us all a favor and quit.

4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 

5. Fuck the Steelers. Really, fuck them. Mike Webster lived under a bridge and all you could talk about was how you wanted to slide your hands between his legs. Perv. 

6. You are obese. Mix in a salad. I have two words for you: myocardial infarction. I hope for your sake that Fox keeps a defibrillator on set. 

7. Keep all of our "5A" quarterbacks name out your mouth, act like a grown up, and take your ass beating like a man. Believe me, it's coming. 

8. Terry is a girl's name.

9. Fuck you dumbass. C-A-T. 

 

Do you have a newsletter?

[mulletpelini 5206]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

He was in the crowd at the FW Stock Show Rodeo the week after he beat Dallas in the Super Bowl. They announced him and put the spotlight on him. I thought that took guts. Kinda liked him after that.

Did he announce and spotlight himself?  What guts did it take to get called out?

[TexArcher 36905]

310 all-purpose yards, 4 TDs, 0 turnovers.

In 3 quarters.

Have a nice day, ya bald dipshit.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11610]

Just dropping by to pos rep this magnificent post by Mitch. 

[SEC 1174]

Attn Bradshaw:

 

[tejas60 3511]

think I'll go do some night putting.