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Posted (edited)

If you re not going to UPPER CASE words to make your points I can't get on board.

Oh, wait, I can.  

 

AND FUCK HIM FOR BEATING THE COWBOYS WHEN I WAS LIKE 5.

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You had me at Hooper.
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Posted
2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 

Beautifully constructed drunk sentence.  Would read again.

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5 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words?

Curse words, just let’em roll;

Motherfucker, shit, got damn asshole.

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Posted

I salute the OP.

Anyone has a problem with anything he says, I will run up to you full speed at the La Tech game and thump you really hard on the ear.

Posted
6 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words?

Do you know where you are?

OP was being very conservative, IMO.

Posted

Muchly good words here.

But I wish you ignernt cocksuckers  would learn the fucking difference between cursing and simple vulgarity. Motherfucking assholes.

See? Not a curse in a carload.

Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

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In all fairness to Terry, when faced with dilemmas like these, you could spot me c and a and I wouldn't be able to spell copulation.....

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but I might udder "mama"
Posted (edited)

He was in the crowd at the FW Stock Show Rodeo the week after he beat Dallas in the Super Bowl. They announced him and put the spotlight on him. I thought that took guts. Kinda liked him after that.

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Posted
16 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Some pertinent facts:

1. I'm drunk. But not nearly as drunk as that fuck stick at the inbred tech alumni dinner. 

2. I don't give a shit that there is already a thread about Louisiana Tech or about that fat fucking piece of shit Terry Bradshaw. This needs its own thread. 

3. Fuck you Terry. You have been making nfl pregame unwatchable for so long that I can't even remember when it was remotely palatable. Fuck you for trying to ruin my Sundays with your insipid takes and incessant cackling. You aren't funny. The morons sitting next to you aren't funny. You must have blackmail photos of someone important. It's the only reason I can fathom that you're still employed. You know less about football than literally every other talking head on TV. You are worse than Lowell Galindo. Please do us all a favor and quit.

4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 

5. Fuck the Steelers. Really, fuck them. Mike Webster lived under a bridge and all you could talk about was how you wanted to slide your hands between his legs. Perv. 

6. You are obese. Mix in a salad. I have two words for you: myocardial infarction. I hope for your sake that Fox keeps a defibrillator on set. 

7. Keep all of our "5A" quarterbacks name out your mouth, act like a grown up, and take your ass beating like a man. Believe me, it's coming. 

8. Terry is a girl's name.

9. Fuck you dumbass. C-A-T. 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, RPM said:

He was in the crowd at the FW Stock Show Rodeo the week after he beat Dallas in the Super Bowl. They announced him and put the spotlight on him. I thought that took guts. Kinda liked him after that.

Did he announce and spotlight himself?  What guts did it take to get called out?

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