Bob Cole - We need a Banner

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Well, he owns the radio station that is the flagship of the Longhorn radio network.  I'm not saying it qualifies him to be a PA announcer, but there is a business relationship with The University to navigate if you want to take the mic away from him.

So, you're saying our only recourse is a banner?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

6 hours ago, idigTexas said:

Can we get Gary Cole instead?  And hell, bring Pepper with him.

I personally have no interest in seeing grown men pleasure a camel, but sure, why not?

[The Whistler 14]

18 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I'm sorry I told everyone that you were once the shape of a bowling ball.

ive been call pacman too 

but now that i think about it's packman2

[Steamboat1874 4058]

On 9/1/2019 at 2:31 PM, jeevsie said:

Quarter

THIS !

[Sock Drawer 214]

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

So, you're saying our only recourse is a banner?

 I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And Surly's just the guys to do it.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

6 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

 I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And Surly's just the guys to do it.

Amen, brother.

Amen. 

[RollLeft 5044]

18 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Well, he owns the radio station that is the flagship of the Longhorn radio network.  I'm not saying it qualifies him to be a PA announcer, but there is a business relationship with The University to navigate if you want to take the mic away from him.

Even better, this sounds like Texas has an advantage then.  

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, Sock Drawer said:

 I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And Surly's just the guys to do it.

You should write movie scripts.

[LTtxfan 49184]

3 hours ago, Sock Drawer said:

 I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And Surly's just the guys to do it.

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Even better, this sounds like Texas has an advantage then.  

Exactly. It’s more than a paycheck to him. And exactly what leverage does he have?

[Sock Drawer 214]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

You should write movie scripts.

I did once. Just once. I wasn't good enough. Not even close, actually.

[RollLeft 5044]

So where do we add to the pot?  

[Red Five 40857]

I feel like he was noticeably worse this past weekend. I've never liked him, obviously, but by mid-1st quarter I was ready to do him bodily harm. Was he louder? Was it more of him? More Bob Colely? 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Dudes over PA at football games aren't there to be the show, or even part of it.  They have a simple job and need to take care of it with as little fanfare as possible. 

That's why Cole and his noise pollution are tailor-made for the Midway thing.  He doesn't even need a mic.  Just let him stand on a band box at the entrance and squawk till his heart is content and the voice is shot. 

[BonzoMontreaux 1038]

Wally Pryor and George Stokes are the best I have ever heard.  Little and Cole have no business any where near the PA unless they are there to deliver pizza.

[Red Five 40857]

This is Texas. We have all the money. I say we hire James Earl Jones to do it.

[Blutarski 21]

46 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I feel like he was noticeably worse this past weekend. I've never liked him, obviously, but by mid-1st quarter I was ready to do him bodily harm. Was he louder? Was it more of him? More Bob Colely? 

What happens is that now that it's on your mind, you focus on it more. Last weekend I was cringing anticipating what was going to be said next. The gravely fake Texas growl is what makes me want to jump off a bridge.

[66BUFF 2562]

59 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is Texas. We have all the money. I say we hire James Earl Jones to do it.

Morgan Freeman

[Al Czervik 1229]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

This is Texas. We have all the money. I say we hire James Earl Jones to do it.

 

 

4 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Morgan Freeman

Buck Laughlin from Best in Show, is where I'll put my $10's of dollars.

[TrashMaster G 17554]

8 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Morgan Freeman

[Lat22 4014]

Sean Connery

[Red Five 40857]

I bet Matthew would do it for free. Just sayin.

[heinhorn 16]

1 hour ago, Blutarski said:

What happens is that now that it's on your mind, you focus on it more. Last weekend I was cringing anticipating what was going to be said next. The gravely fake Texas growl is what makes me want to jump off a bridge.

I know.  I wish I hadn't opened this thread.  It wasn't on my radar.  It's all I'm going to hear on Saturday night.

[Lat22 4014]

I couldn’t stop paying attention to him last night. He’s horrible. The phony Mr. Microphone drawl and his gutteral extensions of words. Something has to be done. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

On 9/5/2019 at 11:21 AM, Red Five said:

This is Texas. We have all the money. I say we hire James Earl Jones to do it.

Only if he dresses like this. 

 

[texastroubadour 1210]

only Cole can somehow butcher "Looooonnngggg-horn Band"

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Only if he dresses like this. 
 

Or like this

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

37 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

 

 

Edited September 9, 2019 by Fuck Tim Beck
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