Alex Jones

[TXSG8R 3,362]

Holy fuck

[Gil Bang 25,944]

OH SHIT.  HE'S GOT RECEIPTS

[yoladu 4,093]

how this Austin cable access assclown rose to national prominence is beyond me.

what is possible today was not possible in 1995.

https://observer.com/2019/04/alex-jones-austin-public-access-tv-origin-story/

[BrickHorn 18,218]

Is Reynal a double-agent? Or is he just the world’s most incompetent nitwit?

[BrickHorn 18,218]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

OH SHIT.  HE'S GOT RECEIPTS

I told y’all. Mark is fucking this pathological liar up.  

[chainsaw 9,865]

Is the trial being broadcast somewhere?

[BrickHorn 18,218]

Just now, chainsaw said:

Is the trial being broadcast somewhere?

Yes. Go to YouTube and search “459th district court.”

[chainsaw 9,865]

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Yes. Go to YouTube and search “459th district court.”

[sidis 9,826]

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Is the trial being broadcast somewhere?

yet another linking...there are like four per page.

 

[Lou 264]

How much trouble is Jones' lawyer in for turning over all the phone?

[South Austin 52,463]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

How much trouble is Jones' lawyer in for turning over all the phone?

Maybe he thinks this is like a criminal case which he can get a judgment overturned on the basis of ineffective assistance of counsel. 

[Sawbonz 27,547]

16 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

This coughing fit is hilarious.

If anyone watched the tail end of yesterday’s zoom where the judge was gone the fat fuck completely stopped coughing 

[Brisketexan 105,095]

15 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Holy fuck

 

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

OH SHIT.  HE'S GOT RECEIPTS

Summary details?  I'm on calls, can't watch right now.

[Gil Bang 25,944]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

 

Summary details?  I'm on calls, can't watch right now.

Jones failed to turn over text messages, says there weren't any regarding sandy hook.  Plantiff recently received complete image of Jones' phone, it's full of sandy hook texts. 

[Gil Bang 25,944]

Says defense lawyer sent it over by mistake, it wasn't marked "privileged" anywhere. 

Proof of perjury, IMO. 

[Gatorubet 30,211]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Jones failed to turn over text messages, says there weren't any regarding sandy hook.  Plantiff recently received complete image of Jones' phone, it's full of sandy hook texts. 

Sure, Sandy Hook is different than sandy hook. Duh. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

This James Corden fellow for the plaintiffs seems to be a pretty good attorney.

[TexEx15 17,509]

Lol defense counsel falling on the sword. “We suck. Sorry bout that.”

[Pig Bellmont 8,712]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Summary details?  I'm on calls, can't watch right now.

 

[sidis 9,826]

i missed what the line of questioning was there at the end with the theatrics over the dollar and the "are we done?"  did anyone catch that?

[BrickHorn 18,218]

Mark is happy. Quick break and then jury questions for Jones. (Which would be a great band name, btw.) 

[sidis 9,826]

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Lol defense counsel falling on the sword. “We suck. Sorry bout that.”

well, it is easy for him because he is his 11th attorney in these proceedings.  he can throw his predecessors under the bus.

[lemonlime 5,503]

1 minute ago, sidis said:

i missed what the line of questioning was there at the end with the theatrics over the dollar and the "are we done?"  did anyone catch that?

Impeached Jones about his lies about how much money his company made---many times more than Jones testified to.  And then asked if Jones agreed with his lawyer's statement that $1 would be sufficient to compensate the plaintiffs.

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[TexEx15 17,509]

Hot mic. Sounds like plaintiff attorney was telling Jones’ counsel “you need to take care of your business you have a serious problem on your hands” anyone else hear that?

[atomheartbevo 89,649]

18 minutes ago, yoladu said:

how this Austin cable access assclown rose to national prominence is beyond me.

what is possible today was not possible in 1995.

https://observer.com/2019/04/alex-jones-austin-public-access-tv-origin-story/

If anybody from Austin public access was going to rise to national prominence, why couldn’t it have been Beatles-lovin’ Reverend Ricky

[RomaVicta 29,905]

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

If anyone watched the tail end of yesterday’s zoom where the judge was gone the fat fuck completely stopped coughing 

What do you think about his reported diagnosis? Seriously.

[TexEx15 17,509]

1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

Impeached Jones about his lies about how much money his company made---many times more than Jones testified to.  And then asked if Jones agreed with his lawyer's statement that $1 would be sufficient to compensate the plaintiffs.

And Jones’ bitch ass proceeds to say how much should GW pay for lying about WMD. It’s all a game to that piece of shit.

[Brisketexan 105,095]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

If anybody from Austin public access was going to ride to national prominence, why couldn’t it have been Beatles-lovin’ Reverend Ricky

Your disdain for asking Livia live is duly noted.

[BrickHorn 18,218]

As an aside, waddling off the stand in his blue shirt, Alex looks like he just ate a stick of gum in the Willy Wonka factory.

[Gil Bang 25,944]

@Brisketexan see this thread for a summary

 

[4th&Five 41,525]

Can we make a tiny exception just this once and make this a death penalty case?

[TXSG8R 3,362]

I’ll admit the pivot attempt by Jones was admirable. When told his lawyer fucked up and gave him his entire phone Jones tried to insinuate that it was intentional. “You asked for this stuff and now you have it.”  

[TexEx15 17,509]

 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

I’ll admit the pivot attempt by Jones was admirable. When told his lawyer fucked up and gave him his entire phone Jones tried to insinuate that it was intentional. “You asked for this stuff and now you have it.”  

[atomheartbevo 89,649]

 

[chainsaw 9,865]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Can we make a tiny exception just this once and make this a death penalty case?

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

6 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Hot mic. Sounds like plaintiff attorney was telling Jones’ counsel “you need to take care of your business you have a serious problem on your hands” anyone else hear that?

he's exactly right in re: client control.  but also b/c with the discovery stuff, that's his professional responsibility and duty.  defense counsel's taking a huge hit personally and professionally.

yo...dude's fucked. 

 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

he's exactly right in re: client control.  but also b/c with the discovery stuff, that's his professional responsibility and duty.  defense counsel's taking a huge hit personally and professionally.

yo...dude's fucked. 

 

He said something about a bunch of medical records being in there, but I didn’t catch who they were for. 

[C-Man 27,214]

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

And Jones’ bitch ass proceeds to say how much should GW pay for lying about WMD. It’s all a game to that piece of shit.

I turned it on just in time to see that. I think he blamed the New York Times, not W, with regard to WMDs.

[BrickHorn 18,218]

10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

And Jones’ bitch ass proceeds to say how much should GW pay for lying about WMD. It’s all a game to that piece of shit.

Gish Gallop. Standard lying conman tactic.

[C-Man 27,214]

5 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

he's exactly right in re: client control.  but also b/c with the discovery stuff, that's his professional responsibility and duty.  defense counsel's taking a huge hit personally and professionally.

yo...dude's fucked. 

 

Like "disbarred" fucked or just "professionally ruined" fucked?

[South Austin 52,463]

Just now, C-Man said:

Like "disbarred" fucked or just "professionally ruined" fucked?

I’ve never heard of a lawyer getting disbarred for discovery abuse. His reputation in Travis County certainly will be in the shitter. But I don’t know how much that will follow him back to Houston (i.e., I don’t know how much the Houston judges are following this trial and how much the Houston judges talk with the Travis County judges).

[Brisketexan 105,095]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Like "disbarred" fucked or just "professionally ruined" fucked?

He won't be disbarred for that sort of thing, but when all is said and done, I wouldn't be surprised if the court sanctioned him personally -- ordered him to pay some money, take extra CLE on ethical obligations of candor and in discovery, that sort of thing.  But there could also be a complaint to the bar (which I would be surprised to see result in more sanction than the court would give him).

[Goredho 17,399]

In light of Jones' spluttering petard hoisting today, I wonder how bad Trump would fare if he ever had to testify for his own misdeeds.  They are both amoral grifters with delusions of grandeur and have dieted so gluttonously on their own bullshit that they think they are the smartest person in any room they enter.

[chainsaw 9,865]

hope theyre having a productive time at the texas chili parlor

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Like "disbarred" fucked or just "professionally ruined" fucked?

220 , 221 whatever it takes.

 

 

 

[sidis 9,826]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

In light of Jones' spluttering petard hoisting today, I wonder how bad Trump would fare if he ever had to testify for his own misdeeds.  They are both amoral grifters with delusions of grandeur and have dieted so gluttonously on their own bullshit that they think they are the smartest person in any room they enter.

jones is about the only person that would be a bigger dream cross witness than trump.  they would both be world class self-impeachers.

he would easily be manipulated into admitting guilt on the stand through the colonel jessup tactics.  easily manipulated through flattery into self-incrimination.

[Ten Bears 2,481]

Plaintiffs lawyers are sure giddily sharing some text or such on their phones.

[sidis 9,826]

lol, jury question 1 was a humdinger.

oh christ, question 2 is insane.

Edited August 3, 2022 by sidis