Jump to content

Alex Jones

Hornius Emeritus

By Hornius Emeritus
in Cloak Room

 Share

Recommended Posts

dcbc

dcbc 14443

Posted
Posted
38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He's almost as delusional as aggys posting about their gauranteed national title this season.

I've got a shiny nickle for the first person to post a shamepaint, with Alex Jones on the aggy roller coaster.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 2.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

elguapo
elguapo
Gil Bang
Gil Bang

oh shit      

Beau Vine
Beau Vine

A large, disgusting receptacle filled with smelly rancid shit.  Also pictured, a porta potty.  

Posted Images

TwiceHorn

TwiceHorn 31351

Posted
Posted

What a conundrum.  On the one hand, you'd like to see the sell-off of Infowars generate some healthy revenue for the plaintiffs.

On the other hand, given the shaggy/surly problem, purchasing any of those assets is far from a guarantee of deplatforming Jones. Thus, I think the assets are of little value. The one exception might be the IP.  There's probably some value in using "Infowars" to trash Jones and his ideas and followers.  

I'm not sure, though, that Infowars "subscribers" are as astute as we are regarding finding the new Jones outlet, but I suppose the conspiracy sites might spoon feed them.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Captainant

Captainant 27513

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm not sure, though, that Infowars "subscribers" are as astute as we are regarding finding the new Jones outlet, but I suppose the conspiracy sites might spoon feed them.

To that point, you should listen to an episode of Knowledge Fight or two where they talk specifically about the justice system v jones. Dude has been advertising all the other places and platforms he'll be moving too once he loses infowars. It's mostly been shell corps under his dad so far

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • 2 weeks later...
TwiceHorn

TwiceHorn 31351

Posted
Posted
On 9/30/2024 at 9:15 AM, Captainant said:

To that point, you should listen to an episode of Knowledge Fight or two where they talk specifically about the justice system v jones. Dude has been advertising all the other places and platforms he'll be moving too once he loses infowars. It's mostly been shell corps under his dad so far

That then would seem to be excellent evidence of Jones' control of those entities, regardless of "title" ownership, thus exposing them to collection remedies.

In any event, I think all/most of Jones' income from those entities will be subject to garnishment or similar remedy regardless of ownership.

Between this and Rudy, the public is going to get something of an education on judgment collection remedies.

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
GenXer

GenXer 2794

Posted
Posted
18 hours ago, Captainant said:

 

Good overview of all the ratfucking by jones and the ensuing benchslapping

This video lost me when the woman said sandy hook happened in Dec 2022. It’s like c’mon people.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Captainant

Captainant 27513

Posted
Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, GenXer said:

This video lost me when the woman said sandy hook happened in Dec 2022. It’s like c’mon people.

I mean, it's misspeak sure because it was Dec 2012 not 2022, but I thought it was a good overview of the legal action that's happened. It's strange how some folks latch on to a single thing as an excuse to stop listening

Edited by Captainant
  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
GenXer

GenXer 2794

Posted
Posted
10 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I mean, it's misspeak sure because it was Dec 2012 not 2022, but I thought it was a good overview of the legal action that's happened. It's strange how some folks latch on to a single thing as an excuse to stop listening

That basic mistake discredits her. It’s a video. Review it and take 3 minutes to do a second take. They spent a lot of effort on editing and adding graphical enhancements. Get the content accurate.

Call me strange if you will.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TwiceHorn

TwiceHorn 31351

Posted
Posted
26 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I mean, it's misspeak sure because it was Dec 2012 not 2022, but I thought it was a good overview of the legal action that's happened. It's strange how some folks latch on to a single thing as an excuse to stop listening

Yeah it really is, explains it well without much inaccuracy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Schulz2.0

Schulz2.0 28858

Posted
Posted
20 minutes ago, C-Man said:

AJ leaning hard into government manipulation of the weather

 

My nutty-ass, MAGA cult cousin posted an Alex Jones video the other day as proof that the government is controlling hurricanes. Dumbest fucking people.

  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 47936

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

AJ leaning hard into government manipulation of the weather

 

I feel like when people use phrases like "total proof" or "indisputable facts," particularly if they're some media personality type, the government should be able to sue the fuck out of them for misinformation if that shit is wrong. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 47936

Posted
Posted

Fun fact, I skipped around that vido linked for shits and giggles and the fucking actor we've all seen in various shit is on there as an expert talking to Alex about all this shit, and reagan, and using Tesla's old work or some shit. Just talking made up shit about Regan fighting communnists in Hollywood in alley fights and shit. Around 2 hours and 20 minutes. 
 
Robert Davi

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001108/

 

Well, I'll never enjoy Agent Johnson from Die Hard again, I guess. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Gil Bang

Gil Bang 25903

Posted
Posted
7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

What I really like is the theory that the government has a weather machine and only really uses it to fuck up Florida every other year. 

and they let CA wildfires burn unchecked instead of sending rain over. 

  • Hook 'Em 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Captainant

Captainant 27513

Posted
Posted
15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, I'll never enjoy Agent Johnson from Die Hard again, I guess. 

I always thought the Johnsons in Die Hard were supposed to be punchline characters because of how macho and predictable they were

  • Hook 'Em 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 47936

Posted
Posted
7 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I always thought the Johnsons in Die Hard were supposed to be punchline characters because of how macho and predictable they were

They are, and that's the point, but now I'm just going to see that guy and think "Dumb Trumper" and shake my head. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
atomheartbevo

atomheartbevo 89500

Posted
Posted
13 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My nutty-ass, MAGA cult cousin posted an Alex Jones video the other day as proof that the government is controlling hurricanes. Dumbest fucking people.

You just need to tell him "if you truly believe that, then why don't you give up, because if the Democrats can do that, you have no fucking chance.  You trying to expose them is just going to get a tornado dropped on your house."

Link to comment
Share on other sites
jimmyjazz

jimmyjazz 45621

Posted
Posted
On 10/10/2024 at 9:26 AM, GenXer said:

That basic mistake discredits her. It’s a video. Review it and take 3 minutes to do a second take. They spent a lot of effort on editing and adding graphical enhancements. Get the content accurate.

Call me strange if you will.

You're strange.

  • Drool 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Captainant

Captainant 27513

Posted
Posted
12 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Wow was that Gina Carano? I remember when she was cute. 

Yeah she dropped her own Star Wars series spun off from The Mandalorian (Rangers of the New Republic) in favor of the far right movie scene. Wildly stupid lol

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 47936

Posted
Posted (edited)
On 10/12/2024 at 8:36 AM, Captainant said:

Yeah she dropped her own Star Wars series spun off from The Mandalorian (Rangers of the New Republic) in favor of the far right movie scene. Wildly stupid lol

Lol. I wouldn't say she "dropped" Star Wars like she made a deliberate choice to do such. So deliberately refused to shut her fucking mouth and her employer said, eh, no thanks. Then she sued to get her gig back, becuase that's how Hollywood works. But yes, she's super smart. 

Hilariously, I read a story on Dark Horizons this morning that basically said Zach Levi, of Shazam and Chuck fame, is doing the same. He's endorsed Trump and he's pissed Shazam didn't make him as big a star as Chris Evans, so he's moved to a Texas ranch and is going to only make movies in line with his conservative leanings. 

Good Luck.Morgan Freeman

Edited by SydneyCarton
  • Like 1
  • Fuck Around and Find Out 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • 5 weeks later...
  • Popular Post
Gap03

Gap03 3288

Posted
  • Popular Post
Posted
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

This should be interesting ...

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ - The Onion

Quote

Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

 

Spoiler

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

All told, the decision to acquire InfoWars was an easy one for the Global Tetrahedron executive board.

Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over.

What’s next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

All will be revealed in due time. For now, let’s enjoy this win and toast to the continued consolidation of power and capital.

 

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Haha 13
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SydneyCarton

SydneyCarton 47936

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, Gap03 said:

This should be interesting ...

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ - The Onion

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

All told, the decision to acquire InfoWars was an easy one for the Global Tetrahedron executive board.

Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over.

What’s next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

All will be revealed in due time. For now, let’s enjoy this win and toast to the continued consolidation of power and capital.

 

The Satanic Panic was in the 80's, not the 90's and sure as shit not 1999. 

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...