Alex Jones

[Ojo Rojo 1,903]

This is so great.  The Sandy Hook families bid part of their debt so that The Onion could pull this off.  They got his ass in the end.  I was so afraid his cronies were going to get it and it would be business as usual.  Not so fast, asshole!

[Rimbo 25,781]

If you happen to go to the Onion's Membership page (https://membership.theonion.com/)... and while there, you happen to sign up and pay for it (although why you would do so is quite beyond me), you will get the following response in confirmation:

 

i mean maybe the idea of 12 issues in print was just too much for me to pass on

[BrickHorn 18,194]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

The Satanic Panic was in the 80's, not the 90's and sure as shit not 1999. 

That is disappointing. I expect more accurate reporting from The Onion.

[SydneyCarton 47,879]

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

That is disappointing. I expect more accurate reporting from The Onion.

I literally assumed that was an InfoWars About me, my bad. 

[UT_OB1 2,200]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The Satanic Panic was in the 80's, not the 90's and sure as shit not 1999. 

Ehh..In SE Texas it was still alive in the mid-late 90s. 

[Brisketexan 104,618]

16 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Ehh..In SE Texas it was still alive in the mid-late 90s. 

Dudes.  DUDES.  It is 100% alive TODAY.  These MAGA yahoos are saying, RIGHT NOW, that Biden and all Democrats are satanic groomers.

[MissingInAction 24,820]

[Rimbo 25,781]

Just got my confirmation email from The Onion.

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Your Onion membership allows you to peel back the curtain and access stories that you always suspected to be true, but never had the proof. Now you do.

For example: Does the 1% rule the world? Yes. Can you do anything about it? No. Will recycling help? Also no.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,711]

11 hours ago, TexPx said:

Just in time for a cabinet position.

Minister of Info.