Alex Jones

[Chad Fuck 18134]

15 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

I hope this gets blasted far and wide across the conspiracy nut community.  The rest of us will not put up with your bullshit shenanigans.

 

[Brisketexan 106880]

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

Chances that Alex hasn't destroyed responsive information or isn't destroying it as we speak?  Whoever guessed "0% chance" wins the prize.  I don't know what the prize is -- probably some fake manly vitamins or something.  But you won, fair and square.

[Bama Chick 28596]

I hope they ruin him in every conceivable way.

Fuck him.

[yaqdum 182]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fuck him.

i'm going to leave that to an expert.  but, yes.

[BrickHorn 18447]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I hope this gets blasted far and wide across the conspiracy nut community.  The rest of us will not put up with your bullshit shenanigans.

What better way to talk sense into a conspiracy theorist than to imply that a shadowy group is working against them?

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I hope they ruin him in every conceivable way.

Fuck him.

Maybe they can turn InfoWars and Prison Planet into scat sites with just a couple of people posting to each other.   

[Atx71 146]

On 12/22/2018 at 5:32 PM, Thetexashammer said:

That you are hypocrite. 

[Chad Fuck 18134]

What better way to talk sense into a conspiracy theorist than to imply that a shadowy group is working against them?

If by “shadowy group” you mean “the citizens of the United States via Constitutional Due Process” then I’m ok with that. They can stick their heads in the sand all they want. They just need to know their asses will still get kicked even if they can’t see who’s doing the kicking.

[HenryJames 67327]

 

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[Goredho 17650]

Every time I see this thread bumped I excitedly click, only to find no obit *sigh*

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

 

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Saw he was having a spat with Joe Rogan.  Rogan got pissed that Jones was making up shit about him (that Rogan was either working for the CIA or Soros or something). 

Sounds like Jones is trying to burn every bridge and sever every celebrity friendship he has.  

[Brisketexan 106880]

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

 

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Interesting five minute 2005 Alex Jones interview.  It illustrates where he was before he became completely corrupted.

 

 

[HenryJames 67327]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I hope those families ruin him.

[UncleCharlie 334]

His ex wife took the low hanging fruit.  Hope these families get the rest.

He will make it all back by partnering with Jim Bakker and selling End of the World Meal buckets to frightened elderly Republicans.

 

[relapse98 634]

I miss Jim and Tammy. And good to see he's still nuts.

[hayden_horn 11402]

49 minutes ago, UncleCharlie said:

His ex wife took the low hanging fruit.  Hope these families get the rest.

He will make it all back by partnering with Jim Bakker and selling End of the World Meal buckets to frightened elderly Republicans.

 

honestly, i can't get enough of these video recuts. they are amazing.

[Chooky 13340]

Excerpt from an Alex Jones deposition:

Alex Jones:  Look people, they're manipulating the weather with aluminum dioxide, dumping it from planes flown by demonic goblins and the hatchet men of the new world order are having pedophile parties that are catered with literal buffets of the body parts of babies.  They're eating babies folks and it doesn't stop there because while you're watching the sulfur fall from the sky you'll never see the demons who take a gaseous form to leak from underneath the cracks of the earth and blind you with an alternate dimension while they ejaculate fire into every orifice of your children! 

Plaintiff's counsel:  I'm sorry.  I just wanted you to state your name and the date.

[shnsajax 3607]

I really hope he strokes out while on the stand and video camera's capture the entire thing.

[Brandywine 1330]

6 hours ago, UncleCharlie said:

His ex wife took the low hanging fruit.  Hope these families get the rest.

He will make it all back by partnering with Jim Bakker and selling End of the World Meal buckets to frightened elderly Republicans.

 

That Jim Bakker Show is awful. How did he ever get back on TV? He’s nothing but a major con artist just like Jones and Trump. There will be a special firey place down under for the 3 of them when they’re gone. 

[Brisketexan 106880]

1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

I really hope he strokes out while on the stand and video camera's capture the entire thing.

The video from this deposition is going to be an American treasure.

[Foosters 18271]

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

That Jim Bakker Show is awful. How did he ever get back on TV? He’s nothing but a major con artist just like Jones and Trump. There will be a special firey place down under for the 3 of them when they’re gone. 

fool me once, shame. . . . shame on you, fool me. . . we can't get fooled again.

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so a friend sent me this, and i feel compelled to bump this thread and share with you all this fucking genius:

 

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holy shit, this one is even better. i cannot believe it has taken this long to make alex jones tirades into death metal lyrics:

 

[Fondren & Main 6894]

He apparently went back on Rogan yesterday.  Should be good!

[Dropout 355]

Holy Internet Batman! Might be the greatest piece of Internet evar.

What Starts Here Changes The World.

[Woland 755]

This week's "This American Life" investigates one father's fight against conspiracy theorists (Part 1) and Alex Jones (Part 2). The segment on  Alex Jones is brutal.

Beware the Jabberwock

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Alex Jones spread the idea that Sandy Hook was a hoax, on his radio show and website for years after the shooting. He's probably the country's most famous conspiracy theorist. He's even had Donald Trump on his show. Reporter Jon Ronson travels to Jones' hometown in Texas, to investigate the story Jones tells about himself, and how he became who he is.  Jon Ronson and his producer Lina Misitzis originally created a version of this story for Audible. 

 

Edited March 20, 2019 by Woland
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[Gil Bang 26231]

 

[hookem2010 2700]

This week's "This American Life" investigates one father's fight against conspiracy theorists (Part 1) and Alex Jones (Part 2). The segment on  Alex Jones is brutal.
Beware the Jabberwock

Alex Jones spread the idea that Sandy Hook was a hoax, on his radio show and website for years after the shooting. He's probably the country's most famous conspiracy theorist. He's even had Donald Trump on his show. Reporter Jon Ronson travels to Jones' hometown in Texas, to investigate the story Jones tells about himself, and how he became who he is.  Jon Ronson and his producer Lina Misitzis originally created a version of this story for Audible. 

 
Just listening to this. As DOTUS would say, "great reputation!". What a piece of shit

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20911]

Because Fuck Alex Jones:


https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/25/us/sandy-hook-victim-father-jeremy-richman-suicide/index.html

[HenryJames 67327]

 

[Brisketexan 106880]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Amateur.  He shoulda worn pantyhose on his head.

 

[Chooky 13340]

Rotund and jabbering about homosexual amphibians is no way to go through life, son.

[shnsajax 3607]

He could get out of all of this if he would just hurry up and die. 

[Message Board User 12405]

 

[Grandioso 2592]

What's the matter tough guy? The grift isn't so fun anymore when it's not just hurting credulous alt right dummies who are buying your water purifiers and brain sugar pills.

[HenryJames 67327]

We make fun of him, but he should be fucking shunned by society for the rest of his days. What he did to those families cannot be forgotten nor forgiven.

[shnsajax 3607]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We make fun of him, but he should be fucking shunned by society for the rest of his days. What he did to those families cannot be forgotten nor forgiven.

It should be worse than that, much much worse. 

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[BrickHorn 18447]

Talked to a friend last week who knew Alex Jones in high school.  He said Alex was just as stupid and crazy back then.  He also said Jones sucked at football.  

Edited April 4, 2019 by BrickHorn

[TexEx15 17937]

I feel like you could knock him the fuck out on camera and then make a killing when someone undoubtedly starts a Go Fund Me campaign for you on behalf of all of us.

[Gil Bang 26231]

I really hope this guy gets ass cancer. Or cancer of the cock and balls. 

I root for humans over cancer at all times, but I'll make an exception here. 

[tantric superman 4668]

On 3/29/2019 at 3:29 PM, HenryJames said:

We make fun of him, but he should be fucking shunned by society for the rest of his days. What he did to those families cannot be forgotten nor forgiven.

Why don't you assholes shun him then and stop posting to threads about him.  In other words, ignore him you dipshits.  But more important, stop reminding us about him.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20911]

26 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Why don't you assholes shun him then and stop posting to threads about him.  In other words, ignore him you dipshits.  But more important, stop reminding us about him.

 

Why don't you shut the fuck up about what we should or should not post on this board?

[tantric superman 4668]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Why don't you shut the fuck up about what we should or should not post on this board?

Maybe you can counsel Henry James on shunning, when you get your panties unwadded.