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There's this podcast called Knowledge Fight where these two dudes listen to Alex and mock his shows. A lot of it's pretty useless, downright insane: often as not, they are listening to and mocking Jones shows from 2013, even now, but when Jones does something particularly stupid or crazy in real time they jump to the present day.

Which, obviously, they did this week, with the Roger Stone conviction. They listened to Alex so we don't have to.

Of note: Jones is hinting that he is going to break with Trump if Dotard does not pardon Stone toot suite. Jones is finally cottoning on to the notion that maybe, just maybe, Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, and if he can throw Stone under the bus, he can do that to anybody, even...Alex Jones himself! After all he's done for Trump! (Which is much less than Stone has, after all, so he's right to assume Trump doesn't give two shits about him.)

Jones is genuinely torn up about Roger. Like, dude actually likes Roger Stone, considers him a friend. Who does that? Who actually likes Roger Stone? I can see respecting him for his scumbaggery, marveling at his complete and utter loathesomeness, but actually getting emotional about Roger fucking Stone going to prison? Alex Jones, that's who. At last he is feeling something approaching empathy, and it's for Roger fucking Stone. 

He is also saying that "they" are going to put Stone away for 50 years, only he will be murdered in a few weeks. And he said that Trump isn't man enough to do anything about stopping it. Jones calling out Trump's huevos is a very big deal. 

He's also telling his peeps that he has been reduced to putting his house on the market to keep the Infowar machine humming along. (The host thinks he might be lying about that, but that if it's true, he's completely fucked, as he estimated Jones's house to be in the $6-8M range, and the budget for his empire to be in the tens of millions.)

Oh, and Jones is peddling a kind of Pizzagate West theory that implicates Adam Schiff. According to Jones and some of his guests, Schiff is known to have donned ancient Egyptian attire and attended some kind of methed-out Satanic blood rituals at the home of Ed Buck, the sadistic Democratic California donor. Jones tied all that into the Clintons smuggling Haitian orphans into America, where they were raped by Democrats and then covered in walnut sauce, either in Comet Pizza's (nonexistent) basement or at Ed Buck's methampharaonic cannibalistic pedophile sex parties, raped some more, and then eaten by other wealthy Dems.

Yeah, Schiff isn't as square as he looks you fucking sheeple. Dude knows how to party.

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There's this podcast called Knowledge Fight where these two dudes listen to Alex and mock his shows. A lot of it's pretty useless, downright insane: often as not, they are listening to and mocking Jones shows from 2013, even now, but when Jones does something particularly stupid or crazy in real time they jump to the present day.
Which, obviously, they did this week, with the Roger Stone conviction. They listened to Alex so we don't have to.
Of note: Jones is hinting that he is going to break with Trump if Dotard does not pardon Stone toot suite. Jones is finally cottoning on to the notion that maybe, just maybe, Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, and if he can throw Stone under the bus, he can do that to anybody, even...Alex Jones himself! After all he's done for Trump! (Which is much less than Stone has, after all, so he's right to assume Trump doesn't give two shits about him.)
Jones is genuinely torn up about Roger. Like, dude actually likes Roger Stone, considers him a friend. Who does that? Who actually likes Roger Stone? I can see respecting him for his scumbaggery, marveling at his complete and utter loathesomeness, but actually getting emotional about Roger fucking Stone going to prison? Alex Jones, that's who. At last he is feeling something approaching empathy, and it's for Roger fucking Stone. 
He is also saying that "they" are going to put Stone away for 50 years, only he will be murdered in a few weeks. And he said that Trump isn't man enough to do anything about stopping it. Jones calling out Trump's huevos is a very big deal. 
He's also telling his peeps that he has been reduced to putting his house on the market to keep the Infowar machine humming along. (The host thinks he might be lying about that, but that if it's true, he's completely fucked, as he estimated Jones's house to be in the $6-8M range, and the budget for his empire to be in the tens of millions.)
Oh, and Jones is peddling a kind of Pizzagate West theory that implicates Adam Schiff. According to Jones and some of his guests, Schiff is known to have donned ancient Egyptian attire and attended some kind of methed-out Satanic blood rituals at the home of Ed Buck, the sadistic Democratic California donor. Jones tied all that into the Clintons smuggling Haitian orphans into America, where they were raped by Democrats and then covered in walnut sauce, either in Comet Pizza's (nonexistent) basement or at Ed Buck's methampharaonic cannibalistic pedophile sex parties, raped some more, and then eaten by other wealthy Dems.
Yeah, Schiff isn't as square as he looks you fucking sheeple. Dude knows how to party.

Nothing says “party” like eating Haitians. Everyone knows that.
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20 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

He's also telling his peeps that he has been reduced to putting his house on the market to keep the Infowar machine humming along. (The host thinks he might be lying about that, but that if it's true, he's completely fucked, as he estimated Jones's house to be in the $6-8M range, and the budget for his empire to be in the tens of millions.)

trolling his sheep to buy more vitamins 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

trolling his sheep to buy more vitamins 

The hosts noted that he significantly kicked up the frequency of his ad spiels because he knew he had more ears after the Stone deal went down. (And Stone sent word to Jones to ask his listeners to pray for him, etc.) Both of them were tiptoeing around the gag order on Stone, which is still in effect until his sentencing. Jones claimed that Stone's lawyers came to him in secret asking him to zip it about Stone, but Jones being Jones blabbed about Stone and what those lawyers said to him anyway. 

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Alex has really gone off the rails since Trump got elected. His conspiracy videos were nuts but at least he came across as a somewhat reasonable person as far as tone goes. He went from a calm "do not trust the government because they're out to kill you" to a raging "YOU BETTER FOLLOW TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S TAKING DOWN THE NEW WORLD ORDER".

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6 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Alex has really gone off the rails since Trump got elected. His conspiracy videos were nuts but at least he came across as a somewhat reasonable person as far as tone goes. He went from a calm "do not trust the government because they're out to kill you" to a raging "YOU BETTER FOLLOW TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S TAKING DOWN THE NEW WORLD ORDER".


Is he even on anymore?  Does he have a venue/arena that broadcasts his insanity?

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Judge Orders Alex Jones and Infowars to Pay $100,000 in Sandy Hook Legal Fees

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A Texas judge has ordered the Infowars founder Alex Jones to pay $100,000 in legal fees in a defamation case brought against him by the father of a Sandy Hook school shooting victim, the latest court setback for the conspiracy theorist.

In a Dec. 20 ruling, Judge Scott Jenkins of Travis County District Court said that Mr. Jones and his lawyer intentionally disregarded an October court order to produce witnesses and other materials to the plaintiff in the lawsuit, Neil Heslin.

Judge Jenkins said the defense’s failure to cooperate “should be treated as contempt of court.” In two separate orders issued the same day, the judge told Mr. Jones to pay $65,825 and $34,323 in lawyer fees incurred by Mr. Heslin. He also denied Mr. Jones’s motion to dismiss the lawsuit, which argues that Mr. Jones and Infowars defamed Mr. Heslin by calling his account of his son’s death a lie.

 

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5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

If my kid had been shot at Sandy Hook, I'd be paying some street thugs to work on Mr. Jones with a baseball bat and a motorcycle chain.

Why pay someone else to do something that would be so satisfying to do yourself?

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