Alex Jones

[Chooky 13307]

42 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

There's gotta be a supplement for that. 

[Goredho 17399]

Petition to rename thread “Alex Jones DEAD AT LAST! (psych, made you look)”

[Disco Strangler 1866]

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The (((Globalists))) strike again.

Would be delicious if George Soros put up his bail money.

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[Ted Lange 16084]

Please let their be a dashboard or bodycam of the arrest.  

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

So the most Alex Jones thing ever is going on now (virus of death That spread via globalism) and he can’t comment on it due to jail?  That’s some fucking karma 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

 

 

[swraith 346]

Oh come on Travis County. You can do this right.

[swraith 346]

DP

[NameAlreadyInUse 5112]

Is anyone surprised there are allegations he was beating his wife in that affidavit?  Anyone?  
 

Wonder what he blew?

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

[4th&Five 41525]

9 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Is anyone surprised there are allegations he was beating his wife in that affidavit?  Anyone?  
 

Wonder what he blew?

Jones, 46, had a “strong odor of alcohol” coming from him and his blood-alcohol level was recorded at 0.076% and 0.079%, according to court records.

In Texas, the legal blood alcohol limit is 0.08%. Jones was also allegedly unable to complete sobriety tests.

[Thrawn 538]

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Jones, 46, had a “strong odor of alcohol” coming from him and his blood-alcohol level was recorded at 0.076% and 0.079%, according to court records.

In Texas, the legal blood alcohol limit is 0.08%. Jones was also allegedly unable to complete sobriety tests.

So the question now is, what else was he on?  Blood tests aren't automatically done are they?

[HRSchenker 2268]

Now THAT is an arrest video I wanna see. Open records request inbound in 3, 2, 1....

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

It's fun to imagine him drunk-stomping the three miles home through the hills, too raged out to call an Uber/Lyft. (Or maybe he doesn't trust those globalist companies.)

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

JFC: "“I’m empowered by freedom,” Jones added. “I have to take depressants like alcohol to suppress how empowered I am, because I’m into freedom.”

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pkevyn/alex-jones-thinks-his-drunk-driving-arrest-is-a-conspiracy-too?utm_source=dmfb&fbclid=IwAR0-UMa7bIHmV-mcEdRxO1XUEI8fmf9jRqLJHyuapPab4r2RkH6429MXzls

[ztejas 43418]

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1400 BARTON CREEK BVLD 

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1400-Barton-Creek-Blvd_Austin_TX_78735_M82141-86013#photo0

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

that house is fucking hideous

[NameAlreadyInUse 5112]

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that house is fucking hideous

Proof that money can't buy taste.

 

[JimmyJames 12271]

Thought he was divorced. He already got married again?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Thought he was divorced. He already got married again?

Apparently working on divorce #2, as if he didn't have enough troubles. Pobrecito Alejo.

[Jive Turkey 12594]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

Banned? He should be jailed. 

[Goredho 17399]

I am ready for coronavirus to run a train on this fat piece of shit.

[Chooky 13307]

The fact that I have zero doubt that he'll sell the shit out of that product is depressing. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Let that idiot shepherd his whole flock straight into the abyss. Fuck 'em all. Natural selection. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20395]

Michelle Obama: Kids should eat vegetables.

Conservatives: Fascism!

Alex Jones: I will eat my neighbor.

Conservatives: Patriotism!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20395]

 

[GRHorn 105]

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

44 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

How much of a loser do you have to be to lose your kids to this psycho POS?  And keep his last name?

[tx 3 putt 76905]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

How much of a loser do you have to be to lose your kids to this psycho POS?  And keep his last name?

1234 and that dumb ass deep pockets, buys a ton of lawyer'n power 

[The Ace of Aces 5181]

I’m throwing a parade the day this motherfucker drops dead. 

[Goredho 17399]

23 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Michelle Obama: Kids should eat vegetables.

Conservatives: Fascism!

Alex Jones: I will eat my neighbor.

Conservatives: Patriotism!

21st century schizoid man

Edited May 2, 2020 by Goredho

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

21st century schizoid man

Unfortunately

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

21st century schizoid man

Unfortunately, he's not talking to the wind. Because the wind does not hear. 

There's an appropriate line in the song Epitaph, (looking forward to reading Alex's):

Knowledge is a deadly friend
If no one sets the rules
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools

And then the chorus almost seems to foreshadow Brisket's ledge:

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying

[Biff Tannen 45673]

20 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’m throwing a parade the day this motherfucker drops dead. 

Witness!

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

 

*seinfelditsashamegif

[Brisketexan 105095]

So, I saw posted elsewhere that the folks who burned the homeless guys property were an infowars bunch -- any verification/basis for that?

[HenryJames 66041]

 

[Sawbonz 27547]

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

He's been AWOL from his show for a week or so -- some think it might be because the CT Supreme Court ruled late last week that the sanctions against him placed by the judge in the Sandy Hook case would stand. Unanimous ruling, lol. He fucked.

His son has been getting lots of play on the show lately...On a recent-ish episode he was sitting next to daddy while Alex was going all locker room talk on SD Senator Kristi Noem

 

Which is weird...I mean Alex isn't currently married to Rex's mama but you still don't go drooling after strange in front of your son, much less on a broadcast heard by many (idiots). 

And that's not even getting into how Sen Noem is a crazy-eyed Badlands Lich Queen, but Alex gonna Alex when it comes to Spank Bank material. 

[Burt 4080]

Governor. And from what I'm being told by my Facebook covid expert friends, the best governor EVAR!

[Beau Vine 54211]

And that's not even getting into how Sen Noem is a crazy-eyed Badlands Lich Queen

[HenryJames 66041]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20395]

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

He's a sad and lonely man who appears to have gained about 75 .lbs in the last few months. 

[4th&Five 41525]

what's he so pissed about?  i could only watch for 5 seconds.

[StassneyHorn 6575]

I think the Scottish Woods trail entrance of the GreenBelt is actually owned by the neighborhood association if I’m remembering right. They put in an entrance fee and an online reservation system cause everyone parks in front of all their houses and trashes the trail.

Also there is no way his fatass would make it back up the hill. A lot of people go down, get drunk at Lost Creek and then call 911 cause they’re not hydrated to make it back up on a 100 degree day.

[ultimaton 2972]

From the looks of it, he already ate his neighbors and didn't end up sharing with his kids

[4th&Five 41525]

it is.  i grew up around the corner.

[Chooky 13307]

bored teenager at summer job:  I'm a lifeguard for Barton Spri--

Alex Jones:  You're part of a criminal hoax and a power grab.

bored teenager at summer job:  Well, I get half off at the snack bar but I still bring my own lunch because--

Alex Jones:  It's an illegal seizure of the infrastructure of Austin!

bored teenager at summer job: Anyway, I'm trying to cut white flour out of my diet.