Alex Jones

[BrickHorn 18447]

TFW Glenn Greenwald and Alex Jones complain about other people who “lie for a living.”

[Gourmand 7778]

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

There’s a livestream available and, if you’re in town, you can attend the trial in person. 

FYI 

459th District Court

1000 Guadalupe, Room 501
Austin, TX 78701

 

 

 

[CowboyFred 1162]

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

FYI 

459th District Court

1000 Guadalupe, Room 501
Austin, TX 78701

 

 

Judge Maya Guerra Gamble is a great judge and doesn’t really take any bullshit.  
 

edit to add: fuck Alex Jones hope they fry his ass

Edited July 26, 2022 by CowboyFred

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1 hour ago, CowboyFred said:

Judge Maya Guerra Gamble is a great judge and doesn’t really take any bullshit.  

I know her from some school activities and she struck me as the kind of person that he doesn’t want to fuck around and find out with.

[BrickHorn 18447]

The Knowledge Fight hosts are there. I might have to make a visit this week. 

[BrickHorn 18447]

Had the livestream running in the background for a while this afternoon. The defense counsel is an idiot. He objects way too often and most of his objections are blowing up in his face in spectacular style. 

For example, the plaintiff’s attorney became frustrated with InfoWars’ corporate representative’s speculative answers and said “I’m not interested in what you WOULD do. I want you to answer what you actually did.” Defense attorney objected, complaining that opposing counsel was instructing the witness. The judge sustained the objection and said “You are right that HE can’t tell the witness how to answer. But I will. *turns to witness* You will answer as to what you actually know and only what you actually know.” 

Always fun to have your sustained objection result in the Court adopting opposing counsel’s position as its own. Oops!

[tx 3 putt 78677]

What was his attorney thinking calling witnesses ?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

On 7/26/2022 at 9:16 AM, Gourmand said:

 

Jayzus. I just read this and if the whole tragedy wasn't already, well, a tragedy, the above exchange (aka some people are saying....) is spot on like reading a Monty Python skit arguing about whether the parrot is really dead and the evil thing is that both those men know the truth and they're feeding into the callers' crazy delusions. Monty Python is funny, but these two? Ugh.

 

 

[RomaVicta 30584]

I don't see how Jones' actions can be rationalized. He went after grieving parents with a bombastic campaign of lies.

I've seen how people with children react to the killing of a small child. Whatever prejudices some of the jurors may have going in, I'd be surprised to see them resist this argument of pain and suffering and defamation.

But my predictions about what Americans will do are just about always wrong.

[tx 3 putt 78677]

He’s already guilty, just tying to show how much he gained with his little act ?

Edited July 27, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[BrickHorn 18447]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s already guilty, just tying to show how much he gained with his little act ?

This is a damages trial. The court sanctioned Info Wars for repeated refusals to comply with court orders during discovery. As a result, Info Wars was found liable and the only question is how much it must pay the defendants to compensate for the harm it caused. 

[BrickHorn 18447]

I tuned into the live stream just in time to watch Jones’s attorney do the lawyer equivalent of simultaneously shitting and pissing himself before the Court, fucking up an evidentiary hearing so bad that he was ordered to review the Texas disciplinary rules tonight. Glorious. 

[HenryJames 67359]

 

[TwiceHorn 32079]

5 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

I tuned into the live stream just in time to watch Jones’s attorney do the lawyer equivalent of simultaneously shitting and pissing himself before the Court, fucking up an evidentiary hearing so bad that he was ordered to review the Texas disciplinary rules tonight. Glorious. 

Can you elaborate or direct to some video?

Found it. https://www.newstimes.com/news/article/live-alex-jones-sandy-hook-trial-texas-17327187.php?src=nthpdesecp

Apparently, Jones' counsel called plaintiffs counsel a liar or dishonest and flipped him off, in the court room, but outside the presence of the judge and jury.

Edited July 28, 2022 by TwiceHorn

[Bookman 4763]

I had a case once where opposing counsel literally shit himself in the courtroom. It was terrible.

[royiv 9789]

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Fucking POS smoker who drops his cig and leaves it on the ground. 

[Brisketexan 106894]

I had a case once where opposing counsel literally shit himself in the courtroom. It was terrible.

I trusted a fart. So sue me.

[Bookman 4763]

He asked for a continuance the day of the trial and the judge said no. He shit his pants right there. I felt so bad for him.

[Bullneck 19520]

37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm just going to go out on a limb and say Alex Jones skips leg day.  And ab day.  Pretty much skips the gym altogether.  

People say, "Fuck cancer."  Not always. 

[TwiceHorn 32079]

8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

He asked for a continuance the day of the trial and the judge said no. He shit his pants right there. I felt so bad for him.

The guy was sick and that was why he wanted a continuance?  Or he got sick at having been denied one?

I had an interpleader case called for trial in a Dallas County Court at Law back when they were notorious for not granting continuances for any reason.  But one party hadn't answered, so I had moved for a continuance.  Motherfuckers answered the day before without serving me.  I could have shit my pants.  But I was ready to go, pretty much, despite not having been able to do any discovery on the non-answering party.  And it settled, anyway.

Also, my lawyer's AA group got referrals from various sources for people who might be having issues.  We got one from a local judge who reported that a lawyer whipped out his dick in court and pissed all over some papers on opposing counsel's table.

 

Edited July 28, 2022 by TwiceHorn

[BrickHorn 18447]

27 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Can you elaborate or direct to some video?

Found it. https://www.newstimes.com/news/article/live-alex-jones-sandy-hook-trial-texas-17327187.php?src=nthpdesecp

Apparently, Jones' counsel called plaintiffs counsel a liar or dishonest and flipped him off, in the court room, but outside the presence of the judge and jury.

Jones’s counsel called the plaintiff’s lawyer “dishonest” in front of the judge after the jury was dismissed for the day, which is why she instructed him to review the disciplinary rules and come back ready to “back up” that allegation.

[Pods 7637]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I trusted a fart. So sue me.

I didn't really know one of my great grandfathers, but when I have asked other family members about him, multiple times the first thing that came to mind is that "he always said never trust a fart." 

Edited July 28, 2022 by Pods

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

We got one from a local judge who reported that a lawyer whipped out his dick in court and pissed all over some papers on opposing counsel's table.

Why didn't I get my law degree?

 

[B00M 6734]

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

What a pathetic exchange. This guy really deserves to lose everything.

 

[CowboyFred 1162]

9 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Jones’s counsel called the plaintiff’s lawyer “dishonest” in front of the judge after the jury was dismissed for the day, which is why she instructed him to review the disciplinary rules and come back ready to “back up” that allegation.

When I had a trial in front of this judge earlier this year, she often times cut off any of defense’s bs immediately.  Like I said previously, this judge ain’t bout the bullshit.

[BrickHorn 18447]

Today’s proceedings started out with a bang, including the judge telling Jones’s attorney to sit down when he tried to apologize to the court and then the judge calling out Alex for chewing gum.

[Sawbonz 28220]

[tchookem 3968]

It's really funny. I used to call Jones my "canary in a coal mine". My thought was always that I would never believe or internalize any of the nonsense he said, but if they ever tried to shut him up, then that meant we were in trouble. I thought his persecution would be a sign of the rise of fascism.

I never realized that there might come a time where people took him seriously. I was so naive. Now I can't wait to see him destitute.

[BrickHorn 18447]

2 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I thought his persecution would be a sign of the rise of fascism.

Yeeeeaaahhhh… I’m going to have to kind of disagree with you there.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5169]

Of course he's a smoker. And of course he litters.  Dude.  Smoking is for hanging out in bars in your 20's.  Come on Alex.

[tchookem 3968]

Yeeeeaaahhhh… I’m going to have to kind of disagree with you there.

Yeah, I never predicted HIS rise would be a sign of fascism. Like I said... naive.

[Hornius Emeritus 12804]

10 hours ago, Pods said:

I didn't really know one of my great grandfathers, but when I have asked other family members about him, multiple times the first thing that came to mind is that "he always said never trust a fart." 

This is the wisdom of the ages ... your great grandfather speaking to you from the grave.  You'd be wise to heed the advice of the ancients.

[Gil Bang 26239]

 

 

[Beau Vine 55865]

 

[Mdhorn 6166]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

They're like dealing with goddam children.  There's a reason these are mostly yes no questions.  Just following what Roger Stone laid down until accountability is fully applied to the party of law and order.

[Mdhorn 6166]

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Did he really say 'We will green dead worlds?" because I'm pretty sure that's part of the problem now.  I really wish they'd green this one unless he's talking only about grift and money.

[tx 3 putt 78677]

When does this circus end ?

also, any chance the families collect anything ?

[Underdog 29186]

21 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Of course he's a smoker. And of course he litters.  Dude.  Smoking is for hanging out in bars in your 20's.  Come on Alex.

Motherfucker should be shot just for that alone.  

[Hookah Horns 3089]

On 7/27/2022 at 10:49 PM, Bookman said:

He asked for a continuance the day of the trial and the judge said no. He shit his pants right there. I felt so bad for him.

So did he announce in open court that he shit himself? Was it audible and/or visible?

[Hookah Horns 3089]

It's hilarious that this charlatan questions everything that's provably true yet has no trouble believing in the Christian story of Jesus.

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

On 7/27/2022 at 9:49 PM, Bullneck said:

I'm just going to go out on a limb and say Alex Jones skips leg day.  And ab day.  Pretty much skips the gym altogether.  

People say, "Fuck cancer."  Not always. 

[Bullneck 19520]

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Hmm.  He reminds me of someone.  

 

 

[Gil Bang 26239]

 

 

[royiv 9789]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

What restaurant in Austin is letting him broadcast his drivel from their establishment?

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

What restaurant in Austin is letting him broadcast his drivel from their establishment?

Doesn’t look like it, but I would have said Chili’s, because holy fuck the alt-right/prepper crowd lost their shit during the pandemic when the Chili’s dining rooms were closed.   That and lack of access to SuperCuts seemed to have broken those people.  

[BrickHorn 18447]

Alex Jones sues Alex Jones’s company, demanding court order Alex Jones’s company to attend a defamation trial in which Alex Jones and Alex Jones’s company are co-defendants and, if Alex Jones decides his company will not attend, make Alex Jones’s company pay Alex Jones three times the amount Alex Jones and Alex Jones’s company are ordered to pay the plaintiffs. Win, win, win.

Edited July 29, 2022 by BrickHorn

[RomaVicta 30584]

Just intuitively seems like the time for this.

[SizzleChest 8314]

6 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

So did he announce in open court that he shit himself? Was it audible and/or visible?

Probably the other sense attached to the head.  God help anyone that touched it.

[SizzleChest 8314]

8 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Alex Jones sues Alex Jones’s company, demanding court order Alex Jones’s company to attend a defamation trial in which Alex Jones and Alex Jones’s company are co-defendants and, if Alex Jones decides his company will not attend, make Alex Jones’s company pay Alex Jones three times the amount Alex Jones and Alex Jones’s company are ordered to pay the plaintiffs. Win, win, win.

 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

On 7/27/2022 at 10:42 PM, Bookman said:

I had a case once where opposing counsel literally shit himself in the courtroom. It was terrible.

You should have done him a solid and shit your pants too.