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16 hours ago, SmokeyBear1861 said:

 

Since this actually really did happen when byg jacob made 9 socks and negged me like 60 times in an evening.

 

Can you please provide a list of those socks so I can pos rep them? Thanks in advance fuckface.

 

18 hours ago, SmokeyBear1861 said:

Ok so more of the same? Stop quoting me unless you are actually willing to read and respond instead of just insults and a wall of nothing text.

OK, I read what you posted, and now I'm responding:

Go fuck your mother in her face while you both die in a dumpster fire. Be sure to sodomize yourself with an orange, DOTARD-shaped dildo while you do it, so you can get off.

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Not everyone who voted for Trump is an Alex Jones nutjob, but EVERY Alex Jones believing rube voted for Trump.

One of my favorite things about Alex Jones fans, they are all too big a pussies to admit they are Alex fans.  Just look at Smokey1861   He clearly listens to AJ, respects Alex Jones, but he is too big a pussy to admit it.  Sad!

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The execrable Alex Jones...that sink of iniquity...may he be covered in new and unpredictable kinds of excrement, slimier than the bottom of a shithouse! ...a mass of unconscionable purulence! Making a cake of him, the most fetid that could ever be imagined...cutting him up into balls, flattening him out into sheets, plastering the whole bottom of the crapper with him, all the way from the bowl to the sump...and wedging him in there once and for all...to be shat on for all eternity....(Apologies to Louis-Ferdinand Celine.)

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Did I say several times that Sandy Hook never happened and that the witnesses and parents were actors?  I'm sorry, I meant that it DID happen!  Sorry for the mixup there, folks.

Yep. Alex is now backtracking.

 

http://wshu.org/post/alex-jones-backtracking-now-says-sandy-hook-shooting-did-happen#stream/0

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Right-wing broadcaster Alex Jones, in his latest conspiracy theory, predicted his claim that the Sandy Hook school slaughter was a hoax would land him in jail or a casket.

Jones, during a Wednesday appearance on his Infowars program, responded to a defamation lawsuit brought by the parents of two slain Sandy Hook students over his repeated and unfounded claims.

“They physically, I can guarantee you, want to assassinate my character ahead of setting me up, putting me in prison, or having me killed,” said Jones during his Wednesday show.

He went on to suggest that anyone who didn’t believe his claim was naive and compared himself to assassinated President John F. Kennedy.

Sandy Hook was “a synthetic, completely fake ... in my view manufactured,” he said. “I knew that had actors there, clearly. But I thought they killed some real kids.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/alex-jones-sandy-hook-suits-prison-death-article-1.3941961?cid=bitly

 

People like Donald Trump, take this buffoon seriously.  Sad!

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2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Right-wing broadcaster Alex Jones, in his latest conspiracy theory, predicted his claim that the Sandy Hook school slaughter was a hoax would land him in jail or a casket.

Jones, during a Wednesday appearance on his Infowars program, responded to a defamation lawsuit brought by the parents of two slain Sandy Hook students over his repeated and unfounded claims.

“They physically, I can guarantee you, want to assassinate my character ahead of setting me up, putting me in prison, or having me killed,” said Jones during his Wednesday show.

He went on to suggest that anyone who didn’t believe his claim was naive and compared himself to assassinated President John F. Kennedy.

Sandy Hook was “a synthetic, completely fake ... in my view manufactured,” he said. “I knew that had actors there, clearly. But I thought they killed some real kids.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/alex-jones-sandy-hook-suits-prison-death-article-1.3941961?cid=bitly

 

People like Donald Trump, take this buffoon seriously.  Sad!

His deposition in this case should make for good reading.

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The case will go to trial and the Travis County jury will absolutely crucify Alex. A jury question will be sent back to the judge asking why the death penalty is not on the table and asking for a bigger and more sophisticated calculator as the one they were given doesn’t seem to go up high enough. 

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The plaintiffs would be wise not to...

Yeah WTF. I am not a lawyer, but if I was know enough about this one tiny area of law to the point where I could practice it, so long as you didn't also ask me to do anything else including fighting a parking ticket.

But defamation / libel / slander I know pretty well. And while the Sandy Hook parents don't have a slam-dunk case, they were in with a chance before. And Jones doubling down now is beyond idiotic.

The Greeks have some expression to describe things that are beyond amazing. They say things like "that moussaka was so awesome it doesn't exist."

What Jones just did is so stupid it doesn't exist. 

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6 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The Greeks have some expression to describe things that are beyond amazing. They say things like "that moussaka was so awesome it doesn't exist."

Is that the worst solipsist joke ever?  Or is it just me?

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Conspiracy kingpin and Infowars huckster Alex Jones tried to “storm” the Google Fiber offices in Austin on Monday, which essentially entailed entering the building and babbling about a “big AI supermachine” before being asked to leave by Google Fiber staff and the police. Jones is well-known in the city as a sort of regional nuisance and sideshow curiosity, and so was immediately identified by an employee and asked to leave. However, staff do not seem to have recognized a bleached-blonde sidekick accompanying him.

Jones streamed footage of the encounter to Periscope. Though Jones claimed on Twitter to have “stormed” the Google Fiber offices—perhaps a poor choice of words given Google subsidiary YouTube’s HQ recently went through a mass shooting—the video shows that this encounter mostly amounted to Jones bringing up the possibility Google is scheming in multiple dimensions and asking nonsensical questions like “Why is Google allowed to watch me at home, but I’m not allowed to come here? I know I’m just a human, not a big AI supermachine.”

Also, at one point Jones rolled around on a wall of plants while yelling, “Oh, Google, I love you, ahh.”

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Jones attempted to identify the individual with him as “Milo,” who a cursory scan suggests to be some sort of obscure quack remedy sales intern, to no avail.

“I don’t keep up with this,” the staffer replied.

Eventually, another Google Fiber staffer approached the duo as police arrived and quickly succeeded in escorting him out the front door.

Jones may not have cracked the lid off of any Google conspiracies or successfully wasted more than a few minutes of police resources, but it was probably a welcome if brief distraction from the multiple ongoing lawsuits brought by people suing him and Infowars for allegedly defaming them as nefarious deep state agents or misidentifying them as mass shooting suspects. The mystery of who exactly his bumbling sidekick is, though, could ultimately be one of those unresolved questions that just slowly fade away into the dustbin of history. And you know what? Something tells us that’s probably for the best.

Gizmodo has reached out to Google for comment, and we’ll update this post if we hear back.

 

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www.cracked.com/blog/why-alex-jones-more-dangerous-than-you-think/

 

Noted conspiracy theorist and human tire fire Alex Jones is being sued by the parents of two Sandy Hook victims over his repeated claims that they were "crisis actors" in a fake shooting. Jones responded that the lawsuit was an elaborate character assassination that would end with him either jailed or dead, in a classic example of a win-win scenario.

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He was playing “devil’s advocate” by covering “every position” on the topic. “I tend to believe that children probably did die there,” he said. “But then you look at all the other evidence on the other side. I can see how other people believe that nobody died there.”

An FBI agent is sueing him, too.  That has to sting, Alex.  Can the families of the dead FBI agents from OKC bombing sue?  Or victims of Boston Marathon bombing?

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4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Cross-post from mass shooting thread.  The Daily has a very good summary of the lawsuit and the impact this asshole has had on the families.


I'm more concerned about the impact this asshole has on other people:

https://www.statesman.com/news/local/feds-lockhart-man-verbally-harassed-sutherland-springs-church-members-said-shooting-was-hoax/IUz9UgHJ37gutYZSFZPtvK/


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7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Cross-post from mass shooting thread.  The Daily has a very good summary of the lawsuit and the impact this asshole has had on the families.

Are these folks also pleading Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress?  It's such an odd, gap-filler cause of action, that has so little purpose....except perhaps for cases just like these.

I hope they bankrupt the fucker.  When you abuse the families of murdered kids for profit -- which is EXACTLY what he has done -- you deserve to fucking lose EVERYTHING.

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33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Are these folks also pleading Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress?  It's such an odd, gap-filler cause of action, that has so little purpose....except perhaps for cases just like these.

I hope they bankrupt the fucker.  When you abuse the families of murdered kids for profit -- which is EXACTLY what he has done -- you deserve to fucking lose EVERYTHING.

And that still isn't enough. More shit should happen to him than just that.

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