2019 Houston Texans

[elfenix 34,747]

50 minutes ago, Iceman said:

It's still the NFL Instant Replay, so count on not knowing what the fuck they are going to say...

you got that right.  clear as day he didn't have control of that until he'd moved the ball inside the first down line, but nah, let's give the pats a chance

Edited December 2, 2019 by elfenix

[Booger49 12]

This is a top 5 regular season win in franchise history.

[MillerEP 30,904]

I don’t think Edelman was set before the snap

[Rip76 5,022]

That wasn’t a first down.  Btw.

[elfenix 34,747]

4 minute offense time

[TexasMan 11,449]

 It gonna say this is a “statement game”, but it’s pretty good. 

[elfenix 34,747]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

4 minute offense time

or not

[Jimbaround 987]

This doesn’t give me warm fuzzies.

[Booger49 12]

That’s embarrassing,  the Texans have worst prevent defense in the league

[Pimphand 6,369]

Can we send O'Brien, Garrett, and Herman all to the Fletcher Memorial Home?

[elfenix 34,747]

oh god that was close

[DaysOff 8,201]

Jebus

[elfenix 34,747]

does bob's buttchin suddenly unclench here?

[MillerEP 30,904]

Solid game despite the end

[Booger49 12]

The last 3 minutes of this game is why I have no confidence in BoB.  He will single handedly cost them a game in the playoffs

[Dennis Taylor 19,344]

Watson is a fucking stud btw. He's everything cowgirl fans wish Dak was. 

[Texas_Rocks 347]

It’s good thing the game is only 60 mins.

[A-Tex Devil 2,499]

Yeah. This is one of those times where the opponent you beat is more important than how it went down.  I tell you 28-22 2 days ago you are thrilled.  The Titans are coming on hard and Texans have to play them twice.  This was a massive win. 

[Homesickhorn 2,217]

Man, that last drive was rough. I understand giving the Pat receivers a couple of routes, but fucking be on them when they catch it. Tough to watch. Good win though.

[Updawg 2,384]

He is terrible with the clock MGT etc. But a big win for sure. Just need to take out the Titans now

[Wishbone 4,958]

Game over. Who gives a fuck past anything else. W works for me.

[tx 3 putt 78,675]

rack up a W. the two games v the titans are going to be damn huge 

[Rip76 5,022]

Ok so the Titans are 1 game back, and the Colts 2?

[TexArcher 39,062]

God damn, what a big win.  

[MillerEP 30,904]

What a great weekend, longhorns win Friday and we fire some dead weight, some great losses on Saturday, and now this.

 

[Pimphand 6,369]

[Wishbone 4,958]

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Bet there were plenty of grade school snickers when rolll was called (last name first).

[Zavala 1,384]

Guaranteed they screwed up and didn't maintain the roof to be able to open and close it... 

[Booger49 12]

Well, Tommy Boy is running the team now so It may all go downhill.  

[Gourmand 7,778]

No kidding. Wasn't expecting this but am very happy. Is this the first time deshaun has played the pats?

No, he played them in the first half of his rookie season at Gillette and teed off against the Pats D but the Texans were robbed of a win by the refs on a bullshit TD rec by Cooks that should have be waved off but wasn't. Deshaun was a wizard that day.

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[Hate 20,247]

That was a huge win for a number of reason, not the least of which is that they are now the #3 seed and only a couple of games behind the Patriots.  The Patriots have two difficult games ahead of them with the Chiefs and Bills.  They also have the Bengals and Dolphins left and both of them are playing better so it shouldn't be an automatic win.  If the Texans can somehow win out, it wouldn't be shocking to see them slip into the #2 seed and get a first round bye. 

Edited December 2, 2019 by Hate

[Pimphand 6,369]

7 hours ago, Gourmand said:

No, he played them in the first half of his rookie season at Gillette and teed off against the Pats D but the Texans were robbed of a win by the refs on a bullshit TD rec by Cooks that should have be waved off but wasn't. Deshaun was a wizard that day.

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He also played there last year too opening day.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401030714

[Pimphand 6,369]

Since 2012 the Texans have played the Cheetahs every season except for 2014

[Ignatius 4,141]

Wins vs Denver and at Tennessee will clinch the South....

[HtownHorn 15,229]

Chron reporting this morning that Watt could return for the playoffs.

[TonyTexas 10,755]

Some posters here might need to adjust their narrative on this team. The Texans are pretty good. Since week 4 of last year, they are 19-6 in the regular season. 5 of those losses were very competitive with this year’s Raven game the only blowout. The only loss to a shitty team was to Carolina. 

Edited December 2, 2019 by TonyTexas

[Lat22 4,086]

That was a nice win.  As lifelong huge football fan Dominique Sachse said last night, "not only did we defeat the Patriots, but we led them for all four innings."

[HtownHorn 15,229]

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Some posters here might need to adjust their narrative on this team. The Texans are pretty good. Since week 4 of last year, they are 19-6 in the regular season. 5 of those losses were very competitive with this year’s Raven game the only blowout. The only loss to a shitty team was to Carolina. 

The problem is O'Brien shits the bed when it matters the most. Make the AFC championship game. They could go 22-6, and still get blown out in the AFC divisional round 2 years straight.

[DaysOff 8,201]

True, but the Pats looked old, slow, and white compared to Houston last night. With the Ravens dominating it looks like the guard is finally changing and the postseason will be interesting for the casual fan.

[tx 3 putt 78,675]

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

As lifelong huge football fan Dominique Sachse said last night, "not only did we defeat the Patriots, but we led them for all four innings."

Zero issues if she’s telling me that with my face buried in her .......

[Harrison Stafford 3,392]

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Zero issues if she’s telling me that with my face buried in her .......

If she's not screaming, you're not doing it right.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Great win, but I still hate BoB

[mycox 587]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Some posters here might need to adjust their narrative on this team. The Texans are pretty good. Since week 4 of last year, they are 19-6 in the regular season. 5 of those losses were very competitive with this year’s Raven game the only blowout. The only loss to a shitty team was to Carolina. 

The Texans were not good last year. They were lucky to win against a number of bad teams. They are better this year even with all of the injuries.Should have won week 1 in NO.

[Brothahorn 10,097]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

The problem is O'Brien shits the bed when it matters the most. Make the AFC championship game. They could go 22-6, and still get blown out in the AFC divisional round 2 years straight.

This is true. This team has the talent to be the 2nd best in the AFC and the coaching to miss the playoffs.

[yoladu 4,190]

bunched in 3s (lose the 1st game, win the next 2, lose the 1st game, win the next two...etc)

Games 1 -3 : L, W, W

Games 4 -6 : L, W, W

Games 7 -9 : L, W, W

Games 10 -12 : L, W, W

The Texans are consistent?!!

 

[elfenix 34,747]

17 hours ago, Zavala said:

Guaranteed they screwed up and didn't maintain the roof to be able to open and close it... 

it was open during training camp. 

[tx 3 putt 78,675]

5 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

If she's not screaming, you're not doing it right.

It’s a marathon, not a sprint 

[Harrison Stafford 3,392]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’s a marathon, not a sprint 

But, you still gotta win the race.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,903]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’s a marathon, not a sprint 

Wrong 

[Pasken 1,311]

So is this team good? I honestly can't tell.