2019 Houston Texans

[MAROON 446]

 

[TexArcher 39072]

22 minutes ago, Lurch said:

So, uh, 1st place

Just like the Astros.

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

 

[Hate 20249]

Um, isn’t Tennessee in first place at 2-0?

[Machinator 32103]

16 minutes ago, Hate said:

Um, isn’t Tennessee in first place at 2-0?

Titans lost today.

[Ignatius 4142]

Only positives out of this dogshit performance today:

 

1. Won instead of lost

2. Run game actually looks somewhat solid; like what I’ve seen out of Hyde/Duke after two games

3. Charles O with his first career sack

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

9 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Only positives out of this dogshit performance today:

 

1. Won instead of lost

2. Run game actually looks somewhat solid; like what I’ve seen out of Hyde/Duke after two games

3. Charles O with his first career sack

 

I was at the game.  Charles O did really well when he played.  He was collapsing the pocket a bunch. 

[Hate 20249]

Titans lost today.

Oh snap. I read that completely wrong when it scrolled across my screen today.

[Gourmand 7778]

fuck the haters 

has that shitstain troll greenspoint showed up in this thread today?

[TexArcher 39072]

43 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

has that shitstain troll greenspoint showed up in this thread today?

Of course not.  Houston won.

[Asithappens 978]

21 hours ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Not calling a timeout was indefensible. And predictably they ran out of time on the 2 and had to kick a fg. Wtf!?

BoB has to go. 

This may can be good under his "leadership", but it won't get much better than that. 

[Asithappens 978]

I don't want to beat a dead horse, but Houston deserves a better coach than that smug, arrogant, clock-management-retarded prick BoB.

 

[TonyTexas 10767]

I don't want to beat a dead horse, but Houston deserves a better coach than that smug, arrogant, clock-management-retarded prick BoB.
 

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/jerome-solomon/amp/Solomon-You-should-credit-Bill-O-Brien-s-game-14449578.php?__twitter_impression=true

[GHOSTUSER 361]

45 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/jerome-solomon/amp/Solomon-You-should-credit-Bill-O-Brien-s-game-14449578.php?__twitter_impression=true

Solomon and Brian T Smith have been ripping this clown to shreds the past 2 days. It’s great to see and a welcome change from the soft, pathetic coverage from Pancakes McLain

[Lurch 5950]

Nice 3 and out start for D

[TexArcher 39072]

What the actual fuck, Deshaun?!

[Zavala 1384]

Lulz

[hookem48 4855]

Watson thought he threw it away, was even pointing to the receiver in the area, lol

[Zavala 1384]

2 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Nice 3 and out start for D

Before that fumble I gave the Texans 10% chance to win. An elite QB against Romero Cornell...

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, hookem48 said:

Watson thought he threw it away, was even pointing to the receiver in the area, lol

Rookie mistake. Forever a rookie under buttchin.

[Lurch 5950]

Welp. Gift

[TexArcher 39072]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Watson thought he threw it away, was even pointing to the receiver in the area, lol

I love DW, but how the hell does he not know that rule?  A lateral that bounces is a fumble at every god damned level.

[hookem48 4855]

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Rookie mistake. Forever a rookie under buttchin.

never seen anyone do that ever, rookie or not

[hookem48 4855]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I love DW, but how the hell does he not know that rule?  A lateral that bounces is a fumble at every god damned level.

the pointing at the receiver was the cherry on top, my God that was as dumb a play as I think I've ever seen 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Why the fuck is Tytus Howard playing RT and Scharping LG when they NEVER played those positions before. It’s like this coaching staff is purposefully trying to make this OL have the opportunity to make more mental errors than any unit in the league. Buttchin runs another WR screen that has gotten nothing all season long. I fucking hate him.

[Sleepygrad 1042]

fuck Rivers and his wife's fucking clown car vagina

[Lurch 5950]

Trickeration!

[Sleepygrad 1042]

ok, solid fucking answer right there

[Lurch 5950]

You can see the moment the CB realized he’d been duped

[Lurch 5950]

Vocal Texans fans in LA?!

[TexArcher 39072]

There we go!

[TexArcher 39072]

J.J. with half a sack there??

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Hope Omenihu is ok. He is looking good for us

[Lurch 5950]

Hell of a last second pass

[Lurch 5950]

...wasted

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Past performance is not indicative of future results.....unless you're referencing a football team coached by Bill O'Brien.

[TonyTexas 10767]

Why the fuck is Tytus Howard playing RT and Scharping LG when they NEVER played those positions before. It’s like this coaching staff is purposefully trying to make this OL have the opportunity to make more mental errors than any unit in the league. Buttchin runs another WR screen that has gotten nothing all season long. I fucking hate him.

Seems to be working ok. No sacks so fat.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Nice play by Deshaun bailing out this inept coaching staff. They’re doing nothing to make his life easier scheme or play design wise 

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

We allow more conversions on 2nd and 15+ and 3rd and 10+ Than any football team I have ever seen.

[Lurch 5950]

JJ Sack!

[Zavala 1384]

Play 15 yards off

WR catches it wide open 15 yards down the field

Can't make the tackle because you are so out of position

Nice coaching, Cornell.

[Zavala 1384]

Wow if they call this PI that is insane

[Zavala 1384]

Lulz this semen slurping sport just isn't for me anymore. Fuck the NFL

[GHOSTUSER 361]

FUMBLE

[TexArcher 39072]

Well, look at this!

 

[Zavala 1384]

Holy shit nice Whitney and Watt

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

Dumbshit aggy waste of a draft pick is a fucking fullback and can’t even block a CB blitz. Useless.

[Lurch 5950]

Boom!

[TexArcher 39072]

Very nice.  Gotta stay tight on defense now.

[Brothahorn 10097]

If the Texans would TRY to stay within 5 yards of the Charger receivers they could wrap this game up.