Schadenfreude: laughing at the misery of Tennessee Volunteer fans

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

After getting beat by Georgia State, Volnation.com  is a riot today.  Threads like "I'm entering the fan transfer portal"  etc...

https://www.volnation.com/forum/forums/tennessee-vols-football.6/

 

Because I have some former in-laws who are volunteers and who smack talked me during most of the 90s, this makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. 

[Loco 3752]

Is your wife naked and angry?  Because if not there's a better thread for this

 

Edited September 2, 2019 by Loco

[EuroHorn 3204]

Remind me why I should care about Tennessee?

[Sbbruin 21737]

I would kick them while they’re down, but I’m busy cleaning the windows of my glass house.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Remind me why I should care about Tennessee?

Only one reason I can think of:

[Iceman 2640]

They could have had TSO... but they crawfished like a motherfucker.

 

They chose poorly.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I would kick them while they’re down, but I’m busy cleaning the windows of my glass house.

I’m trying to do the same thing, but my question is, how does one reconstruct a house who’s glass was the movie-grade shit, that basically shatters into about 3000 pieces per sheet?

 

[Macanudo 12928]

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Only one reason I can think of:

I would still do unholy things to her.

[Valmy77 13094]

I had a good time laughing at their inability to beat Steve Spurrier back in the day but it is hard to take much pleasure in seeing a struggling program continue to be shitty.

[texifornia 56526]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I had a good time laughing at their inability to beat Steve Spurrier back in the day but it is hard to take much pleasure in seeing a struggling program continue to be shitty.

Eh, it's Tennessee. Just not a terribly lovable set of fans. Great mascot though.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

I bet that hound wouldn’t be scared of Bevo

[Tex Long 4348]

21 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I would still do unholy things to her.

PM Porter Wagoner

[TreatyOak 16150]

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

8 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Remind me why I should care about Tennessee?

Fat Friend Effect. In this case, they're a school even more dysfunctional than we are and we look better for it 

[Armybrat 40744]

16 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

After getting beat by Georgia State, Volnation.com  is a riot today.  Threads like "I'm entering the fan transfer portal"  etc...

https://www.volnation.com/forum/forums/tennessee-vols-football.6/

 

Because I have some former in-laws who are volunteers and who smack talked me during most of the 90s, this makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. 

But for for the Grace of God and Tom Herman, there goes us.

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

Is Fulmer going to install himself as HC?

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

But for for the Grace of God and Tom Herman, there goes us.

Where was that Grace of God in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016?

[CurlyDumps 4439]

 

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The embarrassing loss followed an offseason in which Tennessee spent big to upgrade its staff after Jeremy Pruitt went 5-7 in his debut year. New offensive coordinator Jim Chaney is making $1.5 million this season, while new defensive coordinator Derrick Ansley is earning $1 million.

Their new million dollar defense allowed  Georgia State to go 10/17 on 3rd down.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Where was that Grace of God in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016?

It was hanging out with Case McCoy and a fuzzy headed David Ash, taking film of Garrett Gilbert in the Pit, playing with tiger cubs and feeding them an unbaked cake.

[Armybrat 40744]

Even God has to take a break now & then.

[WBT 20422]

51 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

 

Their new million dollar defense allowed  Georgia State to go 10/17 on 3rd down.

That's right, this was Chaney's follow up to getting his ass kicked in the Sugar Bowl

[Paco 1932]

They could have had TSO... but they crawfished like a motherfucker.
 
They chose poorly.

Texas State Optical?

[fattyflattie 4636]

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I would still do unholy things to her.

Very bold take...

 

[Iceman 2640]

47 minutes ago, Paco said:

19 hours ago, Iceman said:

They could have had TSO... but they crawfished like a motherfucker.
 
They chose poorly.

Texas State Optical?

The Strange One

The Mad Scientist.

Professor Leach

[TrashMaster G 17388]

Schadenfreunde?  More like Schadenscheisskopf.

[Zharkov 288]

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Is Fulmer going to install himself as HC?

Just Recruiting and Ethics Coordinator.

[Paco 1932]

The Strange One

Nobody really calls him that do they?

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

3 minutes ago, Paco said:

 

 

Nobody really calls him that do they?

 

Pretty sure that was TTech fans’ name for him. 

[Iceman 2640]

1 hour ago, Paco said:

 

 

Nobody really calls him that do they?

 

Why?  Is it untrue?

[retread 2951]

 

[markstanco 12508]

Piggy paid an even million for north texas to crush them last year.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Sbbruin 21737]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

[EMAWesome 101]

They hired an athletic director who pushed Frank Martin out the door, pushed the best women's coach K-State ever had out the door and tried like hell to push Bill Snyder out the door.  I'm completely shocked they suck now.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

On 9/3/2019 at 7:29 AM, WBT said:

That's right, this was Chaney's follow up to getting his ass kicked in the Sugar Bowl

Lol @ them money whipping an OC who got out-coached by Orlando 

[Beau Vine 54003]

 

[Loco 3752]

get your fire hoses ready!

 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

15 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

They hired an athletic director who pushed Frank Martin out the door, pushed the best women's coach K-State ever had out the door and tried like hell to push Bill Snyder out the door.  I'm completely shocked they suck now.

They didn't even let Currie make this hire. The whole thing was the biggest coaching change shit show that I have ever seen, and that is saying a lot.

[40acredropout 2902]

Shrewd PR move today by the Vols.  Announcing they are offering the bullied t-shirt kid a scholly on the same day they reinstate their freshman all-american accused of threatening to slap the shit out of girlfriend and 'shoot up the  school'.

[texifornia 56526]

21 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Shrewd PR move today by the Vols.  Announcing they are offering the bullied t-shirt kid a scholly on the same day they reinstate their freshman all-american accused of threatening to slap the shit out of girlfriend and 'shoot up the  school'.

Pruitt really has learned from Saban.

Not about coaching, exactly, but nailing all the peripherals.

[wood 11156]

 

[Pimphand 5597]

 

[wood 11156]

[Beau Vine 54003]

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

vols march first drive 7-0.

chatnooga goes nowhere, punt blocked, 14-0.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

nooga 3rd down picked, vols at the 11 about to go up 21-0.  fetch not happening.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

game over

[squeegeedegg 723]

Upset alert

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

Vols had 360 yards in this game. Just really shitty numbers all around. Not surprising this is the best game they played so far. Best play was probably the blocked punt.

[texifornia 56526]