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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

If there is significant sentiment on that team that we don't have a chance, I believe the feeling alone ups our odds of winning by circa 10%. When, in Herman's words, we "show 'em what they signed up for," the shock will make regrouping harder. I'm not either excited or worried about "locker room material." I have seen enough Herman-coached underdogs to know who will come out of our tunnel. My hope is that the Tiger team that comes out of theirs does indeed believe that we are a pushover.

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Born Burnt

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4 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Half of LSU fans will stop watching the game if they are behind for fear they are jinxing their team. The other half will stop watching the game if they are ahead for fear they will jinx their team. All my in laws are LSU alums and die hard fans, and I’ll be damned if any of them watch a full game. 

This is the God's honest truth. I know a LSU graduate and die-hard fan who will not watch the games for both of those reasons. I enjoy those insane cajuns, but they are a stressed-out group.

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4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Corndog is a derogatory term used by rival fans to describe LSU fans/students/alumni.  I have no idea why.  Perhaps some of our LSU visitors can elighten us.

Like 10 years ago, an Auburn fan posted a poem about how LSU fans smell like corndogs. It took off across SEC message boards. It makes 0 sense, but whatever I guess its funny to them. I do enjoy going to road games and seeing corndog traps setup, makes me chuckle. We successfully got a "we want corndogs" chant going in the visitors section of Jordan-Hare a handful of years back. We play along with it now.

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4 hours ago, geauxpack81 said:

Happy to be a part of the discussion this week. Should be a great game. Looking forward to the trip. I would be happy to answer any questions about LSU. 

I'll start by saying this game should remind no LSU fan of the Miami game, just as it should remind no UT fan of the UGA game. Both of those matchups are entirely different than this one will be... I do think we are more talented, but any slight advantage is basically negated by going on the road. I expect this to be a very evenly matched game... And for your last point I'll just disagree. For starters, Ga Southern would destroy Rice. But that aside, its true that LSU’s offense has looked good against bad teams in the past, but it was completely different. Rather than dominate with downhill runs and play action passes, we dominated by spreading the ball around and throwing quick passes. You may look at that as a negative (given your last comment) but realize that we haven't seen an offense do that since 2007. It is precisely why we were ecstatic leaving the game. 

Georgia Southern would not “destroy” Lake Travis. 

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8 minutes ago, geauxpack81 said:

Like 10 years ago, an Auburn fan posted a poem about how LSU fans smell like corndogs. It took off across SEC message boards. It makes 0 sense, but whatever I guess its funny to them. I do enjoy going to road games and seeing corndog traps setup, makes me chuckle. We successfully got a "we want corndogs" chant going in the visitors section of Jordan-Hare a handful of years back. We play along with it now.

lulz a poem written by an Auburn fan? Gotta see this

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Can't believe I forgot this one.

Meme #4:  Tigah had a good bowl win with so many backups playing – UCF didn't even belong in a NY6 bowl.  Their best recruiting class was ranked #55 nationally.  Their other 3 classes on the field were ranked #62, #65 and #71.  Talent wise UCF was probably a good match for the walk-ons left back in Baton Rouge.  Sure LSU was down some starters and a few backups - in some cases due to stupidity.  Yet the vast majority of their starters were available for this game and the missing players were from the least important position when the opposing QB could barely complete a forward pass.

OTOH UCF had only 2 things that made them a defensible pick for a NY6 bowl: superior QB play and great coaching - and half of that equalizer was wiped out.  Losing their starting QB completely crippled their offense - which was the strength of the team.  And the 2nd string QB was terrible.  That left a team with mid-G5 talent and no leadership.  It was the worst mismatch of the CFP era.  To find a less deserving team in a comparable bowl you'd have to go back to the BCS era and UConn backing in as 8-4 champ in a terrible Big East, then folding with a coach who had already checked out mentally before the bowl.

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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Corndog is a derogatory term used by rival fans to describe LSU fans/students/alumni.  I have no idea why.  Perhaps some of our LSU visitors can elighten us.

Because they fucking smell like corn dogs.  Even when they haven't eaten corn dogs.  When your diet is 95% fried foods, you start to smell like a fried food apparently.   

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3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Don't be an obtuse homer. I'm sure LSU has had attrition but I'd bet it isn't on par with what Texas has seen over the past four years. From a quick look at 247, highly ranked guys (which matters when using recruiting rankings as a proxy for talent as OP is) and/or contributors that are no longer with the program or out indefinitely: Pat Hudson, Erik Fowler, Jordan Elliot, Jean DeLance, Shane Buchele, Chris Daniels, Kyle Porter, LJH, RHM, Toniel Carter, Gary Johnson, Cam Rising, Mike Grandy, Mike Williams (only including bc he went to LSU), Bru McCoy, Jordan Whittington, DGF, and Derrian Brown.

That's 19 players - a small recruiting class worth - almost all of whom have moved on already. And that list isn't all encompassing, it's just the 4/5-stars (again, matters when using it as a talent proxy) and guys that contributed or that likely would be having some role in the LSU game (looking at you RBs). If you or someone else wants to dig deeper and disprove the idea that the LSU average recruiting level should be looked at with a similar grain of salt, be my guest. I'd be pleasantly surprised if I'm wrong.

It is precisely because of said attrition that the guys Texas is missing from the 2019 class do in fact matter. Who among Bru McCoy, DGF, Whittington, and Brown wouldn't be playing if available? I also pointed out 2019 because OP was factoring its #3 class ranking into the average class rank for Texas, which brings it closer to LSU, when that class is significantly diminished for the purpose of evaluating talent for this game.

Hell, If people want to argue recruiting rank, just take the starters and the backups and add up the score. That way all the people that left and the folks that won't play don't matter. Then you can see the talent difference based on recruiting rank.

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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Corndog is a derogatory term used by rival fans to describe LSU fans/students/alumni.  I have no idea why.  Perhaps some of our LSU visitors can elighten us.

When Texas fans think of a corn dog they think about Texas vs OU weekend, cold beer and beating the hell out of OU. Don't think that is going to register any traction here except for those that have not been fortunate enough to attend Texas vs OU.

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15 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Don't be an obtuse homer. I'm sure LSU has had attrition but I'd bet it isn't on par with what Texas has seen over the past four years. From a quick look at 247, highly ranked guys (which matters when using recruiting rankings as a proxy for talent as OP is) and/or contributors that are no longer with the program or out indefinitely: Pat Hudson, Erik Fowler, Jordan Elliot, Jean DeLance, Shane Buchele, Chris Daniels, Kyle Porter, LJH, RHM, Toniel Carter, Gary Johnson, Cam Rising, Mike Grandy, Mike Williams (only including bc he went to LSU), Bru McCoy, Jordan Whittington, DGF, and Derrian Brown.

That's 19 players - a small recruiting class worth - almost all of whom have moved on already. And that list isn't all encompassing, it's just the 4/5-stars (again, matters when using it as a talent proxy) and guys that contributed or that likely would be having some role in the LSU game (looking at you RBs). If you or someone else wants to dig deeper and disprove the idea that the LSU average recruiting level should be looked at with a similar grain of salt, be my guest. I'd be pleasantly surprised if I'm wrong.

It is precisely because of said attrition that the guys Texas is missing from the 2019 class do in fact matter. Who among Bru McCoy, DGF, Whittington, and Brown wouldn't be playing if available? I also pointed out 2019 because OP was factoring its #3 class ranking into the average class rank for Texas, which brings it closer to LSU, when that class is significantly diminished for the purpose of evaluating talent for this game.

This is meaningless w/out a comparison of LSU's attrition.  They, likely, haven't lost as many players but I doubt their attrition is zero. 

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I heard a guy from the kitty shit website on the Horn yesterday and I have to tell you, we are doomed. Lsu doesnt have a single weakness to exploit at any position according to him. Not one. Joe is going to be no 1 in the Heisman race on sunday and there just isn't anything we can do about it. Buckle up.

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2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I heard a guy from the kitty shit website on the Horn yesterday and I have to tell you, we are doomed. Lsu doesnt have a single weakness to exploit at any position according to him. Not one. Joe is going to be no 1 in the Heisman race on sunday and there just isn't anything we can do about it. Buckle up.

Heard it too.It was Mike Scarborough from tigerbait. LSU’s version of chin pubes looch and texags. POS homer and delusional just like aggy. What was more pathetic was no rebuttal from Kevin & Chad, but that’s too be expected from dipshit aggy Hastings. 

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20 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I hope UTPD will have all hands on deck because I have a feeling these visitors will try to take anything nice that isn’t bolted down. Hell, they might try to take one of many nice libraries with them to replace theirs. No need for the books though.

If they can't eat it or steal it they will definitely shit on it.  

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19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Because they fucking smell like corn dogs.  Even when they haven't eaten corn dogs.  When your diet is 95% fried foods, you start to smell like a fried food apparently.   

You must not have any Indian friends.

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8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This is meaningless w/out a comparison of LSU's attrition.  They, likely, haven't lost as many players but I doubt their attrition is zero. 

Key losses for LSU obviously start with Devin White but we do have good Depth at LB still. Our DL is probably improved from last year. DB is a strength* for  us and we have options with safeties for sure.

*CB  is where we have talent but it's hard to say how the depth is. Fulton has some experience. Stingley is HIGHLY touted but still it's his first test on the road vs a good team. Pretty much shuffling positions to CB and playing freshmen after those two though.

Burrow seems to have a grasp on the offense but there was definitely a drop off with Brennan running it.

RB group should be improved with only losing Brossette. Lots of WR options and talent there and good options at TE too.

OL didn't lose much but it wasn't exactly a strong point last year so it is still an unknown. Can't hide them in this game so we will see if they have improved.

Definitely weaknesses in trying to go hurry up in a loud stadium when it's a pretty new concept to this team. A couple quick three and outs puts the defense on the field and will really test depth chasing Ehlinger around. Really don't have a clue how this game will go.

 

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LSU VS UT...

Why LSU Will Win Easily... or... Why U.T. Sux.. (It's the same thing)....

What kind of school bans Cowboy costumes for Halloween... and their friggin' band wears... er, uh... cowboy costumes? 

Your coach kisses his players. And 90% of your socialist leftist brain washed students think this should be required.

Your past coach was made to have the opening speech to his new team include the following... "You cannot own guns" and "This is a safe locker room for you to announce you're gay"... that was dictated from the Chancellor's office... u.t. is insane... completely socially engineered.  For the opening speech to his team? You're gone.

You're in Austin. You have more homeless people crapping in the streets than any place outside California which presumably is why all the California refugees are flooding into Austin.  Looking for the toilet...

You think criticizing the policies that multiply homelessness is criticizing the homeless... No, dumb asses... Your liberal leftist communist policies of higher taxes, exported jobs, less income, higher rents, open borders, less home ownership and voting for leftists like the Clintons and Obamas has destroyed almost every major city in America... all run by leftists... i.e., socialists... And remember Joseph Stalin: "The purpose of socialism is communism."

You think communism is a good idea. Read Alexander Solzhenitsyn... find out what Socialism leads to... dumbasses.

You remind those of us who are still sane and well reasoned living in parts of Texas that still matter of the state of California and that's the reason the refugees from California are flooding our state... mostly coming to Austin. They're coming here because they've so screwed up the state of California that there is well over a million homeless there. It's reported as 150,000 by noted Socialist Governor Liar Newsome. 

You've taken the most beautiful town in Texas and turned it into a toilet.

You hold SXSW which started out as something amazingly cool and fun and now the place looks like a zoo... where free speech is no longer tolerated. Ironic how all the leftists now want to silent all opposition.... Not really... It's what Hitler and Mao and all other dictators did. Yeah.. Hitler was a Socialist... Fascism is of the Left... dumbasses. 

Read something your Socialist Indoctrination Professors at u.t. DONT approve of... You'll learn the truth.  Try Unauthorized Biography of Obama by Webster Tarpley.

You have three roads in the whole city... 290, 35 and mopac... and enough traffic for a city the size of Houston or Dallas... Worst traffic in America...

I apologize... I said the word "America" and you dumbasses think that's racist.

Your student population looks more and more like a testament to the dangers of Over-Soyification... Seriously... Does every male wear those same stupid glasses and have that same spikey hairdo and hope that their UT degree gets them an opportunity to be a Youtube star?  Wasn't that a u.t. student in the geico ad with the mini-pony????

You think there's more than two genders... Hell... You think it's unlimited.

You think Hillary is nice and hasn't had over 500 people killed.

You think this is hate speech and the writer should be arrested... because you dumbasses don't believe in free speech and don't know smack talk when you see it.

You're a bunch of communists who think they'll change the world once they put in jail anyone who offends them, anyone who says something you disagree with and anyone named Alex Jones... who lives in of all places... Austin.

You believe anyone using the name Alex Jones should be banned and imprisoned.

You think gender studies is a degree program. And you like it.

You believe in Open Borders... why? Because you're a bunch of flouridated dumb asses. You don't understand that statement... because you're a bunch of flouridated dumbasses.

One of the greatest Texans ever, Red McCombs, came from UT and even has the damn business school named after him... And your parade of leftist socialist wieirdos does nothing but sully his good name.

You think Barbara Jordan is worth honoring.

You think criticizing a black person is racist.

You hate all the Bushes, even though they think they're from Texas and you don't realize they've been working with the Clintons and Obamas on everything all along.  The Bushes make the Clintons look like angels.

LBJ school of public affairs. Congrats... you honor the only president who was in on the planning of the killing of the previous president. Not that Hillary wouldn't try to kill anyone she decided to kill... in the few moments she's not drugged into a stuper each day long enough to get the latest photo and sound bite released to the 100% controlled leftist media.

The American Atheist Association was founded where? Oh yeah.. .Austin... What happened to that reprobrate Austinite-Transplant founder? By the way, her son that she sued the Baltimore School system to stop prayer in schools... became a Christian.

You cringe at the mention of the word, "Christian”.

Your QB is a good one. The guy is Tim Tebow with an arm.  Love him.  But 'We're baaaaaack..." just because you beat an SEC team that didn't care to play you in the first place? Please... YOU LOST FOUR GAMES IN THE SEASON YOU ARE "BAAAAAAACK"

The first school shooting happened where? Yeah... 3 blocks from the American Atheist Association... which had opened 3 weeks before the shooting... 3 years after prayer in schools was "outlawed"...  (unconstitutionally beginning the erosive elimination of free speech in America, so yeah... you got a hand in that for eternity)... You do get a few points because the Texans in Austin back then were still Texans and there was no need for a SWAT team because the Texans went to their cars, got their guns and pinned down Charles Whitman on their own.

The best thing I can say about U.T. and Austin is that Texas A&M had the good sense to dump you dumb asses.

The next to best thing I can say is when driving through Austin right after A&M joined the SEC, I screamed with joy at the 60 foot wide billboard A&M had placed right across from DKR stadium on 35 that proclaimed: "THIS IS SEC COUNTRY"...

Something you'll get a big friggin' dose of in a regular-season-game-that-matters Saturday night when LSU comes in and kicks your burnt orange butts into next year.  This is as strong an LSU team as you will see.  This is the only thing in this missive that's not debatable.  

You remember games that matter against SEC powers right?  Remember when Colt - who was a great guy and QB - got hit one time by an SEC backer when the game mattered and about broke every bone in his body?  Wait to you feel Chaisson, Lawrence, Phillips, Delpit, Stevens and others hit. The twig 12 does not have regular season hubris like these MOFO's are gonna bring.

Remember... SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC

GEAUX TIGERS.

Oh... buy my latest book on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. You'll hate it. It's making fun of Politically Correct Dumbasses everywhere. You included.
P.S. I apologize for calling you dumbasses…  And if you believe I’m sorry… You’re a dumbass.   The Cow, The Buick & The Taxi, Buy it. Thanks so much.

Yours Truly

Emmit Drallid

 

Oh and yes... I'm certain I'll get banned from here after one post.

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