Florida State: lots of bad guys, lacking champion level urine

[runthebone 7933]

We joke about it, but at least Herman's obsession reduces the chances of something that could cost us a game.

 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27528045/dehydration-possible-factor-fsu-loss

 

After watching Florida State wear down in Saturday's season-opening loss to Boise State, coach Willie Taggart is examining whether his players were properly hydrated.

On his weekly radio show Monday, Taggart said he has spoken with FSU's medical staff about better hydration after seeing several players cramp up in the game.

[Boogaloo 268]

I guess Boise State had an advantage being used to playing in the humid tropical jungle like climate of Central Idaho 🙄

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[bschoolprof 6233]

Not only is Taggart screwing up FSU, but he didn't leave the cake baked for our dear old friend Chuckles at USF.  

Edited September 3, 2019 by bschoolprof

[C-Man 27080]

The bigger problem is that Boise ran 108 plays and had the ball for 40 minutes

Edited September 3, 2019 by C-Man

[Dewey 3281]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The bigger problem is that Boise ran 108 plays and had the ball for 40 minutes

and that FSU is not a good team, in any aspect. 

[jdhorn92 1538]

27 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Not only is Taggart screwing up FSU, but he didn't leave the cake baked for our dear old friend Chuckles at USF.  

edited my post. Yes , USF roster was not left in great shape and Strong is no "fix it" man.

Edited September 3, 2019 by jdhorn92

[MAROON 445]

Jimbo failed to order the Gatorade in 2017 for the 2019 season.  More evidence that he left the program in shambles.

[Tex Long 4355]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

... coach Willie Taggart...

You spelt "Coach Two Potato" incorrectly.

[Sbbruin 21755]

53 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

I guess Boise State had an advantage being used to playing in the humid tropical jungle like climate of Central Idaho 🙄

You joke, but I heard Neuheisel on his Full Ride show talking about visiting Boise St (I guess he has a kid there?), and popping in on Harsin.  He took him to the practice facility, and in prep for a humid game (not sure if it was this one), he said it was like a sauna in there.  So maybe they were better prepared

Edited September 3, 2019 by Sbbruin

[Boogaloo 268]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

You joke, but I heard Neuheisel on his Full Ride show talking about visiting Boise St (I guess he has a kid there?), and popping in on Harsin.  He took him to the practice facility, and in prep for a humid game (not sure if it was this one), he said it was like a sauna in there.  So maybe they were better prepared

If that's the case then its even more on Taggart for being out-prepared by Boise State. 

[Tex Long 4355]

Harsin is a damn good coach. If we'd hired him instead of Charlie when we finally ditched Mack, Herman would be at LSU now - and we'd be a lot more worried about that game...

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

You joke, but I heard Neuheisel on his Full Ride show talking about visiting Boise St (I guess he has a kid there?), and popping in on Harsin.  He took him to the practice facility, and in prep for a humid game (not sure if it was this one), he said it was like a sauna in there.  So maybe they were better prepared

They heated their practice bubble to over 100F and ran sprinklers in it to get the humidity as high as they could.

[Zavala 1384]

pussies

 

 

[sith_horn 2370]

2 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

I guess Boise State had an advantage being used to playing in the humid tropical jungle like climate of Central Idaho 🙄

Those potato irrigation systems are no joke. And the grizzlies pizz excellence.

[Napoleon 8618]

2 hours ago, Boogaloo said:

I guess Boise State had an advantage being used to playing in the humid tropical jungle like climate of Central Idaho 🙄

 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

You joke, but I heard Neuheisel on his Full Ride show talking about visiting Boise St (I guess he has a kid there?), and popping in on Harsin.  He took him to the practice facility, and in prep for a humid game (not sure if it was this one), he said it was like a sauna in there.  So maybe they were better prepared

 

Boise is probably dry as fuck. You don’t feel hot, but you’ve got to hydrate like a motherfucker or you’ll dehydrate without even realizing you were hot. 

I had a kidney stone attack in Denver this spring with zero history of kidney stones in the family. At the ER, a doc said:

“You’ve heard or ‘the Rust Belt’ and ‘the Grain Belt’? Well Denver is ‘the Kidney Stone Belt’.”

If Boise is as high and dry as Denver (both high in the Rockies), then a motherfucking ath-a-lete learns early on to stay hydrated. 

EDIT: Boise is just over a Half-Mile High... not as dry,, but they obviously adjusted nicely. 

Edited September 3, 2019 by Napoleon

[Loco 3752]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

After watching Florida State wear down in Saturday's season-opening loss to Boise State, coach Willie Taggart is examining whether his players were properly hydrated.

Sounds like an excuse to watch dudes pee...  let me see you pee boy

[Loco 3752]

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

They heated their practice bubble to over 100F and ran sprinklers in it to get the humidity as high as they could.

They are living in their own private Idaho

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

I'm reminded that Willie Taggart's S&C coach, Irele Oderinde, was suspended when they were at Oregon after Oderinde's workout landed three kids in the hospital. I would say there are some red flags in the S&C program down there and if it wasn't Florida State, I'd probably give a shit. 

[FlaBuff 47]

Too much time in the FSU indoor practice facility, not enough work in the heat. And it showed. Can’t blame that on Jimbo. Or even Candi. Hard to root for the Noles with a Briles spawn calling plays anyway (I know, that’s a me problem).

[jdhorn92 1538]

Will be interesting to see where little Briles lands at the end of the season when Willie gets fired. 

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

What a crock of shit.

This is just the lasting stain of the Jimbo years.

[n64ra 1078]

4 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

This ain't Florida, buddy. This is Florida STATE. Willie needs Seminoleade not Gatorade.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

26 minutes ago, n64ra said:

This ain't Florida, buddy. This is Florida STATE. Willie needs Seminoleade not Gatorade.

 

Oooohh yeah, sorry I knew it under it Comercial name “Rape-aid” 

[flatdawgs 1270]

5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know it sounds good in theory, but I tried marketing Seminade as a drink years ago, and it was NOT well received.  I guess the world just wasn’t ready for a milk / sports drink hybrid.  

Huh. I'd have assumed you could just sell that stuff by the jar.

In some places, anyway. 

[runthebone 7933]

11 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know it sounds good in theory, but I tried marketing Seminade as a drink years ago, and it was NOT well received.  I guess the world just wasn’t ready for a milk / sports drink hybrid.  

Body fluid beverages are so tough to market...other than Pocari Sweat.

[Loco 3752]

 

[Longhorn 145]

57 minutes ago, Loco said:

 

“Fall on the ball.” The only coaching I remembered from pop warner.

[n64ra 1078]

18 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

Huh. I'd have assumed you could just sell that stuff by the jar.

In some places, anyway. 

 

23 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I know it sounds good in theory, but I tried marketing Seminade as a drink years ago, and it was NOT well received.  I guess the world just wasn’t ready for a milk / sports drink hybrid.  

You need to focus your marketing in aggyland.