LSU fans bitch about DBU shirts - buncha whiney cunts edition

[Deej 76,759]

Can you really be DBU when your conference didn't discover the forward pass until the second decade of the 21st Century?

[Celery Man 20,934]

[brown water 3,777]

3 hours ago, jiffyjohnson said:

Has the LSU game happened yet? Manufacturing disrespect is quoting a guy out of context and not addressing the compliments to his opponent.

Wearing DBU shirts the week before you play DBU when you havent had a 1st round DB drafted since 2013 is attention seeking behavior. Its not even a diss if it only draws speculation and confusion as to why Texas would try and claim it in the first place. 

Fuck off UDB 

[The Golden Hat 299]

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Our DBs wore DBU shirts because we are DBU. Fuck you and your shitty school.

This. We created the fucking term.  If some inbred Louisiana rednecks don't like it, too fucking bad.

[Deej 76,759]

They can gladly own "Coonass U".

[TexArcher 37,774]

LSU claiming to be DBU in a conference that sucks at passing is like Tyrion Lannister claiming to be Limbo King.  It's not exactly a level playing field.

Also, your program has been completely irrelevant for most of its existence.  

And you smell like corndogs, Boone's Strawberry Hill, and welfare.

[hookem48 4,687]

2 hours ago, jiffyjohnson said:

Sorry old timer, I dont give a shit about games that didnt happen while I wasnt alive and admittedly the 90s were awful for LSU fans. So ya., in my view relevancy matters. You know who else it matters to? Recruits, and NFL scouts. 

what the fuck?  and you guys are arguing with this dipshit?

[Ghost of Shag 2,608]

Just now, hookem48 said:

what the fuck?  and you guys are arguing with this dipshit?

He abandoned his DBU argument upon realizing he was retarded.

[Fondren & Main 6,712]

Bayou aggy.

[Celery Man 20,934]

Roux U

[DanTheHorn 4,922]

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Bayou aggy.

This is my new name for LSU.

[Magus Ossis 2,798]

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

This is my new name for LSU.

Eaux Llous

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

They can gladly own "Coonass U".

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  

 

I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 

[David Dennison 18,854]

16 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Bayou aggy.

I like coon aggy.

[mulletpelini 5,211]

midnight mowers

Edited September 3, 2019 by mulletpelini

[Deej 76,759]

2 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  

 

I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 

A person of Cajun ethnicity. I have a relative who is a parish judge. Claims he and his whole family are coonasses, like it's a badge of honor.

Edited September 3, 2019 by Deej

[closetojumping 62,612]

1 hour ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  

 

I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 

I don't think your school outranks Texas in a single academic metric or department of learning, so take heart, we're way fucking smarter than you and the data supports it thoroughly.

Edited September 4, 2019 by closetojumping

[Celery Man 20,934]

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  
 
I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 

Nobody cares

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I don't think your school outranks Texas in a single academic metric of department of learning, so take heart, we're way fucking smarter than you and the data supports it thoroughly.

Says the man who misuses terms.  Your ignorance is tautological.   

[David Dennison 18,854]

Just now, Drunk in Malibu said:

Says the man who misuses terms.  Your ignorance is tautological.   

Do you know what a coonass is?

[Celery Man 20,934]

Get your fucking spice box

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

A person of Cajun ethnicity. I have a relative who is a parish judge. Claims he and his whole family are coonasses, like it's a badge of honor.

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do you know what a coonass is?

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

[OU Sucks 8,811]

Just now, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

Guy who says other people misuse terms doesn't know the difference between you're and your.

[David Dennison 18,854]

1 minute ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

The what?

[Machinator 32,099]

1 minute ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

*you're

[David Dennison 18,854]

7 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

Hot boudin, cold coush-coush notwithstanding.

Geaux Tigers, and stuff.

[Zavala 1,384]

When Bammer wins a Natty does that make LSU relevant?

Nice containment thread btw

[Deej 76,759]

8 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

But you still have more than any other major university.

 

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Hot boudin, cold coush-coush notwithstanding.

Geaux Tigers, and stuff.

Cold cush cush

Hot boudin

Surly Horns

Are some fils putains

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

Just now, Deej said:

But you still have more than any other major university.

 

You really are ignorant.   

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Wait, LSU has an actual degree program? 

[Zavala 1,384]

9 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

STEERS N QUEERS! GOTTEM!

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

7 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

[David Dennison 18,854]

5 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You really are ignorant.   

We weren't going to count ULaLa as a peer institute, but OK. 

Edited September 3, 2019 by David Dennison

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

 

13 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

 

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

 

It’s ok, that’s a common mistake.

See, our team will fuck you in the ass. They will eat your asshole and fuck you til you love them. 

Its an ‘orientation’

[fattyflattie 4,639]

4 hours ago, jiffyjohnson said:

Wearing DBU shirts the week before you play DBU

We are laughing.   Florida might have a case. LSU? Good shit. 

[Fondren & Main 6,712]

21 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Says the man who misuses terms.  Your ignorance is tautological.   

You should challenge ctj to a foot race this weekend.  You may be able to beat him in that activity.

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

We are laughing.   Florida might have a case. LSU? Good shit. 

Patrick Petersen says hello.   Didn’t we run the numbers and show you weren’t all that?   Seems like I read that somewhere.  

[futureman 22,453]

jesus what a sad thread.  a couple of cajun cunts have half this site eating out of their hands.  not surly’s best day. 

[Drunk in Malibu 126]

9 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

TBH, the smack on this Board is unimaginative and banal.   Think I’ll head back where grown men are.  

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

Just now, Drunk in Malibu said:

TBH, the smack on this Board is unimaginative and banal.   Think I’ll head back where grown men are.  

LOL, you keep saying that, yet you haven't crawled back to your swamp yet. 

 

We're waiting.....

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

jesus what a sad thread.  a couple of cajun cunts have half this site eating out of their hands.  not surly’s best day. 

WTF else are we supposed to do for entertainment? 

[futureman 22,453]

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

WTF else are we supposed to do for entertainment? 

get high and watch porn?

[TexArcher 37,774]

17 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You really are ignorant.   

You should really refrain from calling anyone "ignorant" until you've mastered the usage of your/you're.  Find a 10-year-old to help you.

 

[Deej 76,759]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

get high and watch porn?

Who's to say we aren't?

[futureman 22,453]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Who's to say we aren't?

[IDIOTsavant 8,483]

Anybody want to point out to the "relevancy" fuckstick that by his own fucking measure Ohio State would be DBU?

[Deej 76,759]

I will occasionally go to other team's boards and see what they have to say. At no point do I feel the need to sign up and comment. It's a special kind of stupid that does that and then gets all butthurt when they get offended that their schtick doesn't go over well. But you have to be a special kind of stupid to graduate from most SEC schools.

[Bone3421 716]

jesus what a sad thread.  a couple of cajun cunts have half this site eating out of their hands.  not surly’s best day. 

Its a good time waster...shouldnt you be in the cowboy thread crying over white getting cut