Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

[Bigbend1812 12927]

6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The whore in question 

[Lou_Sassle 2876]

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Yall do know "russian mob dick" is a real STD?

[Bigbend1812 12927]

55 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 

I don’t care she’s a whore.  Whores need love too. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

18 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Yall do know "russian mob dick" is a real STD?

Part of me wants to know what this is, but then I know this site and I know that would be really bad 

[texifornia 56993]

https://247sports.com/player/rodrick-pleasant-46116608/

[futureman 22477]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/player/rodrick-pleasant-46116608/

On3 #6 overall but #170 composite?

[futureman 22477]

ok #6 athlete. that’s a poorly constructed tweet. 

[Sgt Hulk 13785]

The whore in question 

[texifornia 56993]

https://247sports.com/player/braylon-james-46097448/

[Jabberwocky 1666]

https://247sports.com/player/connor-stroh-46125630/

[texifornia 56993]

 

[Vertigo 20290]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

This was taken 5 seconds before Kelly started grinding on him

[ousux 5597]

[/url] https://247sports.com/player/connor-stroh-46125630/

Beer family surname, do want

[maninblack 7974]

When was their snuff film made?

[cmontexas 3272]

We're gonna call that DT Shamu right?

[texifornia 56993]

https://www.hudl.com/profile/11791658/Marson-Monsivais

[tokamak 6431]

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

https://www.hudl.com/profile/11791658/Marson-Monsivais

2024 guy?

All-Name Team lock no matter the class.

edit: nm, I think I was doing the math wrong.

Edited March 7, 2022 by tokamak

[texifornia 56993]

On 3/2/2022 at 10:23 AM, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/player/robert-sweeney-46110428/

 

[texifornia 56993]

 

[Hornlover 8830]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

That's a sweet shirt Flood has on. 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

 

Spoiler

On3 Consensus 4-star running back Rueben Owens will make a visit to see the Texas Longhorns the last weekend in March. And then he is scheduled to be at Texas again April 2nd weekend. 

That is big news for the Longhorns in the efforts to keep the No. 27 ranked prospect in the On3 Consensus very close to home.

The March 26 weekend is set to be a huge one for Steve Sarkisian and staff. Inside Texas was the first to report that On3 Consensus No. 1 Arch Manning will be in Austin March 26th weekend. The visitor list is also scheduled to include On300 prospects Cedric Baxter Jr., WR Braylon James, ATH Roderick Pleasant, WR/TE Jaden Greathouse and DL Avion Carter. That visitor list also includes tight end target Will Randle and offensive line targets Andre Cojoe and Connor Stroh. 

The weekend prior to the first Texas visit, Owens will make a stop and see Louisville while in the area for a 7v7 tournament. 

Texas is locked in a key recruiting battle with Texas A&M, Georgia, Alabama and USC for the nations No. 2 ranked running back. 

Owens plan is to make two or three official visits in the summer and the remainder in during the season and in December. The South Texas running back is planning to sign in the early period. 

Owens is currently balancing a full track and 7v7 schedule. He has career bests of 23’3” in the long jump, and 11.13 seconds in the 100 meters last spring.

Owens will enter his senior season with 5,308 career rushing yards and 79 touchdowns. He tallied 2,989 yards rushing, 252 receiving yards and 48 touchdowns as a junior for the Rice Birds. 

According to the On3 Consensus, a complete and equally weighted industry-generated average that utilizes all four major recruiting media companies, Owens ranks as the No. 27 overall prospect, No. 2 running back in the nation and No. 3 prospect in Texas. 

 

[Hornlover 8830]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

Hopefully the bags that we're delivering are so big, that it's gonna take him two trips to get all of it back to El Campo.

[texifornia 56993]

 

https://247sports.com/player/julian-sayin-46102486/

[Ignatius 4017]

On 3/3/2022 at 1:52 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm just titty fucking her and giving her an anal bang. I ain't touching that fur clamp

Lulz dudes like you are the essence of the internet. 

Do you think she’s banging hoboes behind the convenience store?

[Elmer_Fudd 22279]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

https://247sports.com/player/julian-sayin-46102486/

Biggins has it wrong, he's 24' recruit.

[Atticus 3976]

8 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Lulz dudes like you are the essence of the internet. 

Do you think she’s banging hoboes behind the convenience store?

if it's gonna get her likes on IG, then maybe

[Elmer_Fudd 22279]

Carson Dean committed to Arkansas.  Held a Texas offer and visited on Jr day, but never really heard much else about him.

[Hookem2147 21335]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Carson Dean committed to Arkansas.  Held a Texas offer and visited on Jr day, but never really heard much else about him.

He looked like a tweener to me

[texifornia 56993]

25 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Carson Dean committed to Arkansas.  Held a Texas offer and visited on Jr day, but never really heard much else about him.

Feels like arky gets one random decent big white guy from Texas every year that just likes that redneck shit.

[SuperSport 1333]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Meh, wake me up when he stays through spring break to hang with the team. That’s when you know they’re serious.

[tokamak 6431]

Interesting that we’re setting up QB visits right before Arch visits. Just Sayin. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12415]

3 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Lulz dudes like you are the essence of the internet. 

Do you think she’s banging hoboes behind the convenience store?

Do you even pornhub, bro?

[Fud 9552]

11 hours ago, tokamak said:

Interesting that we’re setting up QB visits right before Arch visits. Just Sayin. 

He's a 2024 prospect, so Arch probably doesn't care 

[Vertigo 20290]

40 minutes ago, Fud said:

He's a 2024 prospect, so Arch probably doesn't care 

Even Arch needs a backup

[texifornia 56993]

https://www.on3.com/db/s'maje-burrell-147215/

[Jabberwocky 1666]

https://247sports.com/player/smaje-burrell-46125799/

[Atticus 3976]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

https://www.on3.com/db/s'maje-burrell-147215/

Better to get him in again sooner rather than later. He's a really good prospect at a position of major need. Would also be nice to not play against him every year.

[Hookem2147 21335]

Nahlin just put in a 70% confidence pick on Arch to Texas.

[Hank_Hill 18877]

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Even Arch needs a backup

…….Arch support 

[NoName 16354]

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Nahlin just put in a 70% confidence pick on Arch to Texas.

[Elmer_Fudd 22279]

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Nahlin just put in a 70% confidence pick on Arch to Texas.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Even Arch needs a backup

His left arm is his backup. 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Oh wow. If Arch commits here anytime soon things will get really fun around here again.

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

[Teryor 4476]

What I'm getting from this is that Nahlin thinks the decision is happening before the season

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

18 minutes ago, Teryor said:

What I'm getting from this is that Nahlin thinks the decision is happening before the season

Is Nahlin the one who will never make a prediction until everyone else in the country already has, or is that someone else?

[MuellerHorn 4256]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Is Nahlin the one who will never make a prediction until everyone else in the country already has, or is that someone else?

No, that's Mike Roach with 247.

[Chuckie Finster 22699]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Nahlin just put in a 70% confidence pick on Arch to Texas.

[Texas Wahoo 3397]

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

His left arm is his backup. 

That's what she said...